Fat Man Crying, Simpsons Adult Satire Trailer, OZZY's Lipton commercial, Muppet Upskirt? Billy Gibbons and NUNO in a PUSHKING video, Priya Anjali Rai and Katie Kox Oiling Up

*Drumroll* ... This man has to wear shoes on his shoulders? Oh. Umm... Wait.

He's one of those fellas who has a crush on a co-worker and acts on it...and never gets caught.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

This is the best video of a fat man crying you'll ever see...

His name is Paul Mason and he's the fattest man in Britain. He's not happy about his benefits being cut.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

Because we really needed this to happen, apparently... It's the XXX Satire of The Simpsons courtesy of our friends at Hustler:

Boy oh boy that's A LOT of yellow body paint.

See? We no lie. Clicky Click Click


Whose dress is flying up in a Muppet Movie?? (Drunken Stepfather)

We never would have guessed...and you probably won't either...but DAMN she's got a smokin' bod

Ashley Brookes is barely wearing a shirt and jeans (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye attends the 2011 North American International Auto Show (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Saint is wearing high heels...and that's it (Dailyniner)

Roxy Carter is playing soccer... wait, no she's not (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

oh give the man a break... OZZY OSBOURNE is hawking Iced Tea:

he's paid his dues. Let the old fart Prince of Darkness make a few bucks.

Billy Gibbons from ZZ TOP and Nuno from EXTREME showed up in this video from Russia's PUSHKING:

Smile, Billy...Smile.

From fully-clothed bands to partially-clothed adult starlets...

What do you do when you're a stunning 33-year-old Indian MILF like Priya Anjali Rai?

Well, You feel yourself up outside with a bottle of oil. Duh.

Continuing on with the oily-boobies motif...

25 year-old Las Vegas native Katie Kox has 36E-sized boobs. And that's all we have on that.

Oh wait...also, she likes to get them slathered up with baby oil. Now THAT's research!



...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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Face vs. Bumper, Thai Hooker Brawl, Kendra Sex Tape, Liz Hurley and Friends, GODSMACK on Tonight Show, Rob Zombie Uses a lot of Pyro, PLAYBOY's Mallory Adams and Samantha Get Naked

Happy Wednesday, or 'Hump day' as the Navajo Indians call it... why not spend some extramarital time with someone you're not married to?

Humping strangers is precisely why it's called 'Hump Day'. Monogamy is for suckers...start having some fun, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Tripping and falling is embarrassing enough...


Tripping, falling, and smashing your teeth against a van bumper... and having it caught on video is TRULY humiliating.

Who needs the UFC when you can just go to Thailand and watch hookers beat the snot out of one another?


We were going to make a small-boys-in-Thailand reference, but one prostitution reference is enough, dontcha think?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Hey-O! Kendra Has A Sex Tape! (WWTDD)

It was only a matter of time Considering how often she's shown off her naked ass in the past.


Elizabeth Hurley is with some other...women (Drunken Stepfather)

Elizabeth Hurley is without...her clothes... see, cuz we're umm... dirtbags.

'Batman 3' Takes Wing July 2012 (MovieFone)

Tori Black Has Totally Bailed on Her Clothes (Freakshow Planet)

Summer Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Aden Bianco Makes Wicker Look Sexy (Dailyniner)

Does Paramount Need to Spend $100M for 'Iron Man 2' Marketing? (Popeater)

Diesel's Iron Man Cologne Smells Like Justice (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 5 Things You Need To Accomplish On Cinco De Mayo (The Campus Socialite)

Cassidy Can Come over and Play...with herself...any day (z0d)

20 Videos That Define The Fanboy Phenomenon (UPROXX)

Facebook Captcha Gone Wrong (Video Gone Viral)

7 Vacations That Might Get You Killed (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

The only person who doesn't think GODSMACK's new single isn't about MOTLEY CRUE's Nikki Sixx..

... is Nikki Sixx. Crue Fest 2 was not a pleasant experience for Sully Erna of GODSMACK apparently. GODSMACK's new album, 'The Oracle' is on sale now.

It's nice to see ROB ZOMBIE running around on stage surrounded by ten foot flames:

Do they even have fire marshalls in Vancouver? The 'Gruesome Twosome' Tour is going on now, so get your tickets before these two burn something down

From Heavy Metal to Hot Ass...

Glasses never looked so sexy as they do on PLAYBOY babe Mallory Adams:

OK, well it's not just glasses. The boobs are nice too.

24 year-old sexy Czech Brunette Samantha is relieving herself of cumbersome clothing:

Screw the fancy editing, and get to the hardcore stuff!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs, Woman goes to McDonalds sans-pants, Holland loves Dukes of Hazzard, J-WOWW works out, Mystery Upskirt, EXTREME guitarist jams with Rihanna, Busty blondes Gisele and Alex Adams

Congratulations! You made to another FRIDAY!
Make your weekend one to remember and hook up with a few hot college girls... just don't tell your significant other.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

A young shapely Russian woman is at McDonalds ordering some lunch.


She seems to have forgotten her pants. Objections anyone?.

Apparently, the DUKES OF HAZZARD is still a very popular show... in Holland.


Why else would someone paint their shitbox car like the General Lee and do a silly stunt like this?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


J-WOWW SMASH! Heavy Bag, that is. (WWTDD)


Guess who almost had an upskirt whoopsie moment? (Drunken Stepfather)

We'll give you a hint...it's not like we all haven't seen her now-middle-aged body naked before. The woman does maintain well.

6 Distractions for Tiger at the Masters (Sports Pickle)

Angelina Ashe has one hell of an ashe...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden and Breanna get very Frienly in the Pool (Dailyniner)

The 8 Most Annoying Facebook Event Invitations (College Humor)

WTF Bodybuilder Routines and Dances - Video Compilation (URLesque)

14 Crazy Japanese TV Clips (UPROXX)

Top 10 Highest Paid Players in the NBA This Season (BallHype)

Holly Gibbons is Wrapped in Ribbons...but not for long at all (z0d)

Do Not Throw Objects Out The Window… (TopCultured)

40 Fools Getting Dunked On & Posterized (I Can Has Internets)

What It Would Look Like If Politicians & Pundits Were On Chatroulette (Apoliticus)

15 New Texting Buzzwords (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Yes, that was EXTREME guitarist Nuno Bettencourt you saw shredding on stage next to Rihanna on American Idol:

If you watch American Idol, that is. A guy's got to make a buck, right?

From bands, we segue into BOOBS...

Beautiful Gisele from GotGisele who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, has abandoned clothing:

She still believes in the concept of clothes but she no longer has a use for them.

What's this? Another chesty blond? INDEED!

Bleached blond British bombshell ALEX ADAMS really knows her way around a stripper pole:

we think she may have actually done this before...once or twice, maybe.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Lafayette welcomes you, BBW Playground, Sandra Bullock Sex tape? Ashley Olsen's Legs, WINGER live in UK, Benji Madden KO's Riki Rachtman, PLAYBOY's Kara Jo, Laci Adams, Busty Beshine

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

Let the kind people of Lafayette, Indiana welcome you to their fine city...


...you suck-ass bastard!

Chubby ladies Luna Love and Big Cutie Jae are having a fun at the playground...


...it's like the anti-Jenny Craig campaign. some guys dig the fatties, you know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


A Sandra Bullock Sex Tape? Really? Um, no. (WWTDD)

Come ON, already... she's been naked on screen, like THREE times ever... Sex tape? No way.


Ashley Olsen has some seriously pasty legs (Drunken Stepfather)

10 Movie Quotes From The Sandra Bullock Sex Tape (Comedy)

Megan Voss is Very Very Naked...and that's a VERY good thing (Freakshow Planet)

Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)

Tattooed buxom babe Mason Moore wants to show you more of her body, so enjoy this... (Dailyniner)

Top 8: Books With Movie Appeal (Ask Men)

Mind-reading Technology will doom us all (UPROXX)

The 13 Most Creative and Interesting Billboard Advertisements (Street Level)

Zuzana's Trenchcoat is barely covering her impressive boobs (z0d)

Disgustingly Awesome 80’s Toys (Gunaxin)

'The Quotable Douchebag' Compiles Neither Wit Nor Wisdom (Asylum)

Joe Biden and Dick Cheney Hold Impromptu Meeting on Chat Roulette (Apoliticus)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Hate 'em all you want, but the guys in WINGER can play their asses off:

"Seventeen" Live in Newcastle... they're touring behind their new disc Karma.

Benji Madden from GOOD CHARLOTTE knocked out Riki Rachtman at Ellismania 5:

3 knockouts. Less than 2 minutes. Betcha that was a pride-buster.

From rock we move to racks...

Texas-born Kara Jo is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:

..and her husband is one lucky cowboy.

move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you

You might not notice it yet, but Beshine...yes, that's her name... has the largest surgically-augmented boobs you have ever seen:

They're GINORMOUS...and she can't stop playing with 'em

Sweet young Laci Adams was born in the Ukraine, but now resides in LA:

Like so many young hot Ukrainians before her...Laci discovered that taking her clothes off was pretty lucrative.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Shauna Sand Sex Tape is ONLINE, San Diego Street Brawl, Rob Zombie LIVE in Hollywood, Expendables Trailer, Lots o' Link Love, Alexa Adams, Tara Sparx, and Carrie Minter

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls! Why does Shauna Sand look so surprised?

Because her homemade SEX TAPE is now available online!
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Being a tough guy in a drunken street brawl is so much harder...

...when you're wearing a Tinkerbell costume.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Macy Gray is wearing a see-through sweater. Buh-lech. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lane Elizabeth Lost Her Lace Undies (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Kelly (Bullz-Eye)

Alanna H...HOLY HELL!!! (Gorillamask)

Move over, mister...here comes Maria Milano (Freakshow Planet)

Don't Worry, They're Only Canadians (Top Cultured)

African Transvestite Parade Is Scary (DJMICK)

The Best Movie Clip Mashup Ever? (LemonDrop)

Awkward Guy at the Orgy (atom)

Fedor 'The Last Emperor' Emelianenko Is Not a Fan of 'Rocky IV' (Asylum)

New Horror Comedy May Contain Actual Comedy (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Sexy Alexa Adams is getting naked outdoors:

She's 20. She's naked...and she's far from shy.

Busty British blond Tara Sparx is spending a ton of time oiling up her boobs:

OK, sure... if we had boobs like that, we'd lotion them up too.

From racks to rock, we move to ROB ZOMBIE, who is out on tour now:

"Living Dead Girl" LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium.

From dead girls to dead guys, it's the new trailer for SYLVESTER STALLONE's New Movie The Expendables:

Stallone, Statham, Li, Lundgren, Rourke, Roberts, Willis, Schwarzenegger... all blowing shit up in 2010.

aaaand here's some more dead guys...err, Zombies...in George A. Romero's New Zombie film, Survival Of The Dead

Romero. Zombies. What more could you want?

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

ROB ZOMBIE: 'Living Dead Girl' LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium
Carrie Minter Covers Herself In Shaving Cream
The Expendables - Trailer
Tara Sparx Oils up Her Huge British Boobs
George Romero's Survival Of the Dead Promo Trailer
Alexa Adams Posing Naked Outdoors
Halloween Brawl in San Diego

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