Fat Man Crying, Simpsons Adult Satire Trailer, OZZY's Lipton commercial, Muppet Upskirt? Billy Gibbons and NUNO in a PUSHKING video, Priya Anjali Rai and Katie Kox Oiling Up

*Drumroll* ... This man has to wear shoes on his shoulders? Oh. Umm... Wait.

He's one of those fellas who has a crush on a co-worker and acts on it...and never gets caught.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

This is the best video of a fat man crying you'll ever see...

His name is Paul Mason and he's the fattest man in Britain. He's not happy about his benefits being cut.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

Because we really needed this to happen, apparently... It's the XXX Satire of The Simpsons courtesy of our friends at Hustler:

Boy oh boy that's A LOT of yellow body paint.

See? We no lie. Clicky Click Click


Whose dress is flying up in a Muppet Movie?? (Drunken Stepfather)

We never would have guessed...and you probably won't either...but DAMN she's got a smokin' bod

Ashley Brookes is barely wearing a shirt and jeans (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye attends the 2011 North American International Auto Show (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Saint is wearing high heels...and that's it (Dailyniner)

Roxy Carter is playing soccer... wait, no she's not (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

oh give the man a break... OZZY OSBOURNE is hawking Iced Tea:

he's paid his dues. Let the old fart Prince of Darkness make a few bucks.

Billy Gibbons from ZZ TOP and Nuno from EXTREME showed up in this video from Russia's PUSHKING:

Smile, Billy...Smile.

From fully-clothed bands to partially-clothed adult starlets...

What do you do when you're a stunning 33-year-old Indian MILF like Priya Anjali Rai?

Well, You feel yourself up outside with a bottle of oil. Duh.

Continuing on with the oily-boobies motif...

25 year-old Las Vegas native Katie Kox has 36E-sized boobs. And that's all we have on that.

Oh wait...also, she likes to get them slathered up with baby oil. Now THAT's research!



...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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Friday Links: Mike Rowe, SIMPSONS creators, Traveling Virus in Mass TOMORROW, New O&A videos, New Photos, New videos online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Friday, everybuddy! It's FU Friday, Point-and-Laugh Friday, Air Guitar Friday, and... Al Roker Friday (thanks for blowing us off, fokker). We have a TON going on today, so you don't want to miss out on a second. Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs will be hanging out with the boys today, and then we'll be shooting the proverbial shit with James L Brooks, Al Jean and David Silverman from The Simpsons, so we're all psyched about that.

Remember, if you want to see all of the in-studio action LIVE as it happens, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)

Thanks to our own E Rock, we have tons of new O&A Photos Online:



Jim Norton's Birthday Party / Gina Lynn in studio / Jill Nicolini in studio

Creampie Jones gets a Creampie

Opie's Crazy Brother Elmo and his Needle

Doody War: Pat Duffy vs. East Side Dave

Thanks to our own SAM, we have new O&A Videos online:



Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Jill Nicolini Enters with a cake

Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Gina Lynn Enters with a cake

The War To Settle The Score: Pat Duffy Staples His Sack

Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Pat Duffy's Stunt

HARRY POTTER SPOILERS?: You never know what kind of malarkey is going to show up online before the major release of a book like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... You might just want to Check out this little gem we found on YouTube!

The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Tweeter Center in Mansfield, MA on July 21st (That's TOMORROW), so make sure you have your tickets!!!

TICKET SPECIAL FOR MILITARY PERSONNEL: In July, there are 10,000 troops in Massachusetts undergoing training from all branches of the Military. In an effort to support our troops we are offering free admissions to the Traveling Virus show in Mansfield, MA for anyone who presents a valid Military ID.





Tickets will be available at the show. 1 Ticket per Military ID and that the seats will be pavilion seats not lawn.

If you can't make the Mansfield show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, hand-crafted with real turtle turds (so we're told... we could be mistaken):





CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!





Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...




(Check out what Carmen is wearing!)

The lovely Milan from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her amazing body... wowee.



FOUNDRY CAMS: Milan Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirt

There's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sheila Shows Off In A Bikini and Short Skirt

Louis CK's Dog Vs. A Sprinkler

Banned New Zealand Burger King Commercial

Japanese Men Lip Sync To a Song with No Lyrics

Perverted Justice Founder Confronted by Dallas Reporter

The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN



Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:


What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5

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