Fat Man Crying, Simpsons Adult Satire Trailer, OZZY's Lipton commercial, Muppet Upskirt? Billy Gibbons and NUNO in a PUSHKING video, Priya Anjali Rai and Katie Kox Oiling Up

*Drumroll* ... This man has to wear shoes on his shoulders? Oh. Umm... Wait.

He's one of those fellas who has a crush on a co-worker and acts on it...and never gets caught.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

This is the best video of a fat man crying you'll ever see...

His name is Paul Mason and he's the fattest man in Britain. He's not happy about his benefits being cut.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

Because we really needed this to happen, apparently... It's the XXX Satire of The Simpsons courtesy of our friends at Hustler:

Boy oh boy that's A LOT of yellow body paint.

See? We no lie. Clicky Click Click


Whose dress is flying up in a Muppet Movie?? (Drunken Stepfather)

We never would have guessed...and you probably won't either...but DAMN she's got a smokin' bod

Ashley Brookes is barely wearing a shirt and jeans (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye attends the 2011 North American International Auto Show (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Saint is wearing high heels...and that's it (Dailyniner)

Roxy Carter is playing soccer... wait, no she's not (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

oh give the man a break... OZZY OSBOURNE is hawking Iced Tea:

he's paid his dues. Let the old fart Prince of Darkness make a few bucks.

Billy Gibbons from ZZ TOP and Nuno from EXTREME showed up in this video from Russia's PUSHKING:

Smile, Billy...Smile.

From fully-clothed bands to partially-clothed adult starlets...

What do you do when you're a stunning 33-year-old Indian MILF like Priya Anjali Rai?

Well, You feel yourself up outside with a bottle of oil. Duh.

Continuing on with the oily-boobies motif...

25 year-old Las Vegas native Katie Kox has 36E-sized boobs. And that's all we have on that.

Oh wait...also, she likes to get them slathered up with baby oil. Now THAT's research!



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Three-way-kissing extravaganza, Sebastian Bach sings for UoA, ALTER BRIDGE and SLASH live in Hollywood, Jelena Jensen, and Rachel Aldana show off their boob meat

The next time you head out to a nightclub with your cronies, try to go for the elusive three-way makeout session...

WHo cares if they showed up with other guys... they're all yours for the night... no, we don't mean the boyfriends

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

Don't make the clerk at the halal-friendly KFC angry...

You wouldn't like him when he's angry. (and no, we'd never even heard of a 'halal-friendly' ANYTHING until we saw this clip)

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sophie Monk and her boobs are making a really cheesy movie. (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jaimie Bernhardt (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica DeSouza is a well-oiled instrument. Quick, someone blow into her! (z0d)

Medellon Con is cozying up to not one, but TWO naked young ladies! (Dailyniner)

Vocab Lessons: Baseball Metaphors For Grown-Ups (How about We...)

Stupid Advice: The Art of Manscaping (The Smoking Jacket)

Uncle Administers Ass Whoopin Justice on Teenage Nephew (Video GOne Viral)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Most college teams have fight songs, but thanks to Sebastian Bach, the University of Oregon has its own POWER BALLAD:

And thanks to irreconcilable differences, Sebastian is separated from his wife of 18 years. Pow. Zing.

Those nifty boys in ALTER BRIDGE we joined by none other than SLASH on stage in HOllywood:

Let the VELVET REVOLVER speculation begin...and end... because Slash has said it's not Myles Kennedy who is commited to Alter Bridge.

...and what would a whole day's worth of rock updates be without... you guessed it! Racks!

Jelena Jensen has very little practical use for those huge boobs of hers:

Unless of course, she's exposing them, then I'm sure you could find a few dozen uses for them...like hammering niails with them

Buty Brit Rachel Aldana knows exactly how far those enormoud G-cups will ger her Next up on the agenda... a brothel in Nevada!

Once again, we marvel at how a girl like that can stay upright with those things hanging off her chest.


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Pick-Up Artist, Drunk Crying Russian, Mechanic Redband trailer, new music from MR BIG, Shyla Jennings, Jana Defi, and Faye Reagan

going out tonight? Let's help take the guess work out of picking up a young lady at the club...

If she's on the floor passed out and her boyfriend walked out with someone new... she's EXACTLY where you need her to be. Now put your back into it, pack mule!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

What's the Russian guy so emotional about?

Honestly, he's so drunk, he might as well be crying about his shoelaces being untied. Boy, that's embarrassing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The new redband trailer for THE MECHANIC has more blood, more guts, and more boobies:

All of the above make this Jason Statham movie MUCH more gooder.

Speaking of movies... Do you like movies? Want to have your reviews in our MOVIE REVIEW SECTION? No problem. Just Email us with a sample review ... now, dammit!


When will Heidi Montag go Away? Apparently not yet. (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Best looks best when she's sans-clothing (z0d)

Uma Stone...one of the few women named 'Uma' we'd consider doing (Dailyniner)

The Only Other Jobs ‘Dog The Bounty Hunter’ Could Do (Fork Party)

Stuff You Should Know: Pirates (The Smoking Jacket)

What Would You Add to This List of Bachelor Pad Must-Haves? (BroBible)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

After a bumpy few years, MR BIG is back with a new studio album, What If:

All it took was a break-up (2002), a reformation (2009) and a world tour (2010) to get them to take another run at the money. Ah, capitalism.

Let's abruptly segue into boobies. Why? Because boobies RULE...

Shyla Jennings is Twistys Treat this month and with good reason:

ANY girl who just has to get naked deserves some kind of award, doesn't she?

Sexy Czech Jana Defi has 32G-sized funbags, and how she stays upright is a mystery. She SHOULD be falling on her face:

And considering those knockers are ATTACHED to her, she has an awful lot of fun playing with them. Boobs. They NEVER get old, do they?

Pale-skinned adult starlet Faye Reagan doesn't like taking orders from Hayden Winters:

See? She looks so bummed out, doesn't she? What's a gal to do? Ahh, wait...we know...go get a bunch of your average-looking friends and attack!

...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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