Wednesday Links: Dancing for Smokes, [REc] 2 trailer, Jesse James in Sex Rehab, Mick Jagger's Sexy Daughter, FOZZY's first gig in 4 years, Busty babes

Happy Hump Day, kids!



Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

What's worse, the fact that this Malaysian man is dancing for cigarettes?




or his busted-ass dance moves? Learn some new steps, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



The new trailer for [REC] 2, the sequel to the 2007 Spanish film [REC] (which was later re-made as QUARANTINE) is so scary....




You'll probably need to keep a change of underwear handy before watching it.





Jesse James is in Sex Rehab (WWTDD)



On the other hand, Jesse's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is chatting it up online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Mick Jagger's Daughter Georgia May Jagger has NONE of her father's genetics (Drunken Stepfather)



11 Pointless Uses Of Modern Technology (UPROXX)



Bree Olson Bails on her Clothes and opts for her Birthday Suit (Freakshow Planet)



What’s my name, bitch? Twenty great movie titles (Bullz-Eye)



April Hannah Has our attention in April, May, June...hell...anytime, really. (Dailyniner)



All the Cool Kids cook Bacon With a Machine Gun (GammaSquad)



Off-Menu Secrets Exposed -- Can You Really Order This Stuff? (Asylum)



Five Artists that May Have Actually Been Con Artists (Fork Party)



Rihana and Elies Get Really Friendly (z0d)



10 things in sports scarier than the Large Hadron Collider (Guyism)



Panty Party! (atom)



What your nuts say about you (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Chris Jericho and our friends in FOZZY played their first gig in four years in Arizona:



the band's new disc, Chasing the Grail is out now.

From Metal to mammaries....

Bustiest of the busty Denise Milani loves her heavy weights:



Apparently she enjoys working out to OZZY OSBOURNE tunes... which we appreciate tremendously.

So, ya like the boobies, do ya?

Naturally heavy-chested Shay Laren is giving the worst car wash EVER in this clip:



and we could care less, because her bikini comes off.

Armed with a video camera and a winning smile, Talia Shepard takes her top off and makes one hell of a home video:



she should worry about something like this leaking online. Whoopsie. Too late.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Friday Opie and Anthony links: Bill Burr in for Jim Norton, Joe DeRosa, New O&A Animation, New Jim Norton Video, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Co

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Thank God it's Friggin' Friday. Am I right? Who wants to get drunk and take a dump in a mall fountain?

For this week-ending edition of the Opie and Anthony Firsta, our buddy Bill Burr, who is at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City tonight through Sunday, will be filling in for the infirmed Jim Norton. Well ok, Jimmy's not sick. He's doing a gig... it was so tempting to go for an AIDS joke though.

We're also bringing back Bill Burr's partner-in-crime (for his Saturday Night Virus show 'Uninformed') Joe DeRosa to hang with the crew today.

As we mentioned, Jim Norton is headed to Falls Church, Virginia tonight to entertain the masses, but he also has a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Opie and Anthony Animation: Someone (and by 'Someone' we mean a guy named Jorge) has decided to give old Cokelogic a run for his money with a new Animation of Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy discussing women over sixty...

Watch 'Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy Discuss Women over Sixty' - Online Now!

(But wait, kids...there's MORE!)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent by one of our lovelies)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Look, we know how much you love Brownies, but you might want to head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Sexy Sandy Summers Compilation

Caught On Tape: MSNBC Producer Has A Tantrum Live on-air

MÖTLEY CRÜE Returns To The Hollywood Palladium - 'Looks That Kill'

Female Bodybuilder Melissa Dettwiller Gets Naked In The Bedroom

Jamie Bradford Takes Off The White Lace

Ghostbusters Video Game Trailer

Jamee Gets Naked in The Dressing Room

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Thursday Opie and Anthony links: Bill Burr, Ralphie May, Dana White from The UFC, New O&A Animation, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Jim Norton Video

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Holy CRAP! It's THURSDAY already? Where DOES the week go? Time flies when you're picking your nose, doesn't it? Oof. Boo.

On today's edition of the Opie and Anthony Group Grope, we'll be reunited with our long-lost pal Bill Burr, who is at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City tonight through Sunday. We'll also be hanging with our jolly comedian buddy Ralphie May, who will be at Gotham Comedy Club tonight through Sunday. (So, like... go see Bill one night, then see Ralphie the next night). Finally, we're going to shoot the shit with our buddy, our pal Dana White from the UFC who is going to tell us about the UFC FIGHT FOR THE TROOPS, which goes down on December 10th in Fayetville, NC, and is a three hour live event to benefit the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund.


GET YOUR UFC TICKETS ONLINE NOW! (yeah, we're plug whores)

New Opie and Anthony Animation: Someone (and by 'Someone' we mean a guy named Jorge) has decided to give old Cokelogic a run for his money with a new Animation of Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy discussing women over sixty...

Watch 'Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy Discuss Women over Sixty' - Online Now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: We have some lovely, large, luscious boobs for you to crank one out to courtesy of a busty female fan...



RateMyWOW: Nice Knockers!

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

(Here's an awkward transition into talking about...Jimmy Norton!)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

Speaking of our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot... Jim Norton is headed to Virginia this week, and has got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!





(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(now check out this magical segue... oh man, so seamless...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent by one of our lovelies)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Look, we know how much you love Brownies, but you might want to head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Caught On Tape: Russian Woman Attacked By Bear

Viva Small in Red Lingerie

Don Dokken interrupts Sebastian Bach Interview

Shyla Jennings Strips Out of Her Black and Red Skirt

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