Bin Laden is D E A D, Denise Milani and a Ford GT, More Twitters, More Lindsay Lohan, OZZY in Panama, ZAKK WYLDE on George Lopez, AC/DC in Argentina, New Transformers Trailer

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Our pal DENISE MILANI is trying to push this car all the way through the desert with her tight bottom

The car isn't hers. The grudge is. Don't piss off your woman or she'll post ads like this...and crash your car.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)

Well, it's only TERRIBLE because we haven't seen photos of the corpse yet. Let's go look at the bodies!

Ding Dong, The dick is dead! Which old dick? The bearded dick!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

The first official trailer for TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON is ripe with pissed off Decepticons blowing up cities:

This one might actually be better than the first two. Speaking of which... Sha-boom.

Double dose of TRANSFORMERS. Geek out, whydontcha?

Oh boy! A Whole photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan grabbing her boob!

and we don't mean her father... ooooooh *rimshot*

Rene Perez, Jana Fox, and a whole lotta Lovin' (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's Real Guide for Men: How to stock your Bar (Bullz-Eye)

What You Didn't Know About Dana White (Mens Fitness)

Roxanna Milan, her Blue Panties, and not much else (z0d)

Ash, Tasha, a lot of hair bleach and a lot of nakedness (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

Thet's OZZY OSBOURNE shaking hands with the President of Panama:

God only knows if the two understood one another...Perhaps. Perhaps not. Perhaps they used the universal language of love and jerked each other off. Nah, no lemon party here.

LIVE AT BUDOKAN? Is there any band that HASN'T done a "Live at Budokan" record and/or video?.

Speaking of OZZY, Mr. ZAKK WYLDE joined George Lopez's band MICHAEL BEARDEN & THE ESE VATOS for a performance of the LENNY KRAVITZ song, "Are you gonna go my Way?"

Very quickly, he made them all look like rank amateurs.


After two years, the guys in AC/DC have a new CD/Blu-Ray Documentary about to be released:

200,000 rabid Argentinians over three shows. Check out all the devil horns in the crowd. What do you think the merchandising take for this show was? Oh man, it had to be at LEAST $200. Err, perhaps more.

ORDER IT. Be cool like us... Or be lame.

OK, enough o' dat! Bring on the girls!

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


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Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.



CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC.

When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

...and that, friends... is the way to deep-fry a bullfrog.

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Wednesday Links: Dancing for Smokes, [REc] 2 trailer, Jesse James in Sex Rehab, Mick Jagger's Sexy Daughter, FOZZY's first gig in 4 years, Busty babes

Happy Hump Day, kids!



Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

What's worse, the fact that this Malaysian man is dancing for cigarettes?




or his busted-ass dance moves? Learn some new steps, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



The new trailer for [REC] 2, the sequel to the 2007 Spanish film [REC] (which was later re-made as QUARANTINE) is so scary....




You'll probably need to keep a change of underwear handy before watching it.





Jesse James is in Sex Rehab (WWTDD)



On the other hand, Jesse's tattooed mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee is chatting it up online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Mick Jagger's Daughter Georgia May Jagger has NONE of her father's genetics (Drunken Stepfather)



11 Pointless Uses Of Modern Technology (UPROXX)



Bree Olson Bails on her Clothes and opts for her Birthday Suit (Freakshow Planet)



What’s my name, bitch? Twenty great movie titles (Bullz-Eye)



April Hannah Has our attention in April, May, June...hell...anytime, really. (Dailyniner)



All the Cool Kids cook Bacon With a Machine Gun (GammaSquad)



Off-Menu Secrets Exposed -- Can You Really Order This Stuff? (Asylum)



Five Artists that May Have Actually Been Con Artists (Fork Party)



Rihana and Elies Get Really Friendly (z0d)



10 things in sports scarier than the Large Hadron Collider (Guyism)



Panty Party! (atom)



What your nuts say about you (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Chris Jericho and our friends in FOZZY played their first gig in four years in Arizona:



the band's new disc, Chasing the Grail is out now.

From Metal to mammaries....

Bustiest of the busty Denise Milani loves her heavy weights:



Apparently she enjoys working out to OZZY OSBOURNE tunes... which we appreciate tremendously.

So, ya like the boobies, do ya?

Naturally heavy-chested Shay Laren is giving the worst car wash EVER in this clip:



and we could care less, because her bikini comes off.

Armed with a video camera and a winning smile, Talia Shepard takes her top off and makes one hell of a home video:



she should worry about something like this leaking online. Whoopsie. Too late.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":






Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Wednesday Links: St Patrick's Something, Truck Pushing Car, State Trooper pulls Pistol, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Slash and Fergie rock Chicago, Groin-l

It's St Patrick's Day... once you're done getting hammered and hitting on everyone in the bar, why not go home with a married waitress?



Don't act all high and mighty. you're just as sick and twisted as the guy standing next to you...only you haven't thrown up yet.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

God bless the British. Apparently, they're handing out trucking licenses to BLIND people:




Seriously, how do you NOT see a car stuck to your bumper?

A speeding biker gets a gun pulled on him by a state trooper




Sure, he lived to tell about it, but he messed his pants up real good.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Cynthia Vellons and Klarisa:





RateMyWOW: CYNTHIA VELLONS

RateMyWOW: KLARISA

Audrina Patridge looks better Photoshopped (Drunken Stepfather)



Come to think of it... Audrina Patridge looks better NAKED.





Stephanie Seymour = MILF (WWTDD)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Naked on a Leather Couch (FreakshowPlanet)



8 Things That Always Happen During March Madness (FunnyCrave)



Megan Voss and her Surgically-augmented, Perfectly-positioned PLAYBOY body (z0d)



Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day (CollegeHumor)



Cody and Jazy are two super-hot blond girls who are getting awfully friendly with one another (Dailyniner)



The Four Worst Disguises Used In Robberies (Gunaxin)



13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous)



Author Pretends to Be a 10-Year-Old Kid, Writes to Tiger Woods and Other Celebs (Asylum)



9 Movie Weirdos we LOVE (The Campus Throne)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Did you ever just wish you could experience a SCORPIONS concert at crotch-leve?



well now's yer chance. The band's FINAL studio disc, Sting In The Tail will be out later this month.

Now why would SLASH go and hijack a BLACK EYED PEAS show in Chicago?



Well, he's got a brand new solo album coming out in April. It's call guerilla marketing... rock-star style.

From hard rock to hardbodies...

Beautiful busty brunette Gianna Michaels is getting her booty oiled up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Did YOU know that Denise Milani has been Googled more than any swimsuit model in the history of time?



We've never considered ourselves rocket scientists, but maybe it has SOMETHING to do with her enormous boobs. Just sayin'

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Monday Links: Alcoholic Beer Delivery Guy, Vince Neil is old, Kim Kardashian and Blake Lively hanging in Miami, New Airbender trailer, Sara Stone and

It's Monday. The Saints are Super Bowl champs. ...and you woke up next to God-knows-who:



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Chances are, if you're a full-blown alcoholic...




...you SHOULDN'T be delivering cases of beer for a living.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





Kim Kardashian's boobs hanging out in Miami (Drunken Stepfather)



...oh screw subtletly watch Kim Kardashian's sex tape online now, damn you.





Blake Lively Hanging out on a balcony in Miami (WWTDD)



...and here's every scene Blake Lively's ass has ever been in...



Valentine's Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn has a Velvet Vagina... sort of (FreakshowPlanet)



Super Bowl XLIV Commercial Commentary (Yep Yep)



Sofia Lane has a Sexy Camel Toe (z0d)



Super Bowl Ads: Just the Violent Parts (Warming Glow)



Uma Stone...u-Myy GOD! (Daily Niner)



15 Famous Bands With Scary Names (Gunaxin)



Retro TV - Where are they Now? (FunnyCrave)



15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)



Valentines for people in troubled relationships (College Humor)



Best Super Bowl was not shown. CareerBuilder.com Lighting Farts (Dave and Thomas)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

In honor of his 49th birthday, here's a clip of Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE performs in Vegas:



Backed by Dana Strum and Jeff Blando from SLAUGHTER as well as drummer Zoltan Chaney .

The Super Bowl trailer for the new M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is filled with CGI-yumminess:



...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.

This is gratuitous. Brandy Talore and Sara Stone are playing beer pong:



That in itself isn't interesting... wouldn't you know it... a threesome breaks out. What a lucky lucky boy.

While on a business trip, Denise Milani heads straight for the mini-bar to guzzle champagne:



In other words, she's our kinda gal. if we had boobs like that, we'd be feeling ourselves up too.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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Friday Links: Fridays are for Flings, Overturned Truck takes a turn for the worse, Ali Larter and Jayde Nicole are SO hot, Van Halen in Baltimore

It's Friday! Thank God! It's Friday! Pants are optional and so are your core values!



Deviant behavior is a hell of a thing and getting some strange can help keep you keep your sanity!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Bad = Semi truck flips over on winding road:




Worse = same truck rolls down hill crashing into other trucks.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Ali Larter and her vagina got out of a car (WWTDD)



HOLY CRAP! We had NO idea Ali Larter was so sexy when she got naked. DAMN.





Who the F is Jayde Nicole?? (Drunken Stepfather)



oh Thaaaaat's right. She's PLAYBOY's 2008 Playmate of the Year and looks really great naked and got decked by Joe Francis.. THAT Jayde Nicole



Tiger Woods and Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model Loredana Jolie Ferrilio (Bullz-Eye)



How Alcohol Changed the World (Gunaxin)



Amber Elise makes us want to say something smooth...but we're too busy staring at her boobs (z0d)



100 Smokin' Hot Pics of Lucy Pinder (Warming Glow)



Nadia Moore has Nadia More clothes on ...get it? (Daily Niner)



Awesome! HBOs Funny Or Die Presents Trailer (Dave and Thomas)



When Shawna Lenee isn't breaking down crying, she looks AMAZING naked (FreakshowPlanet)



Dry My Laundry, Optimus Prime (GammaSquad)



Bruce Pearl's Hot Ass Wife Brandy (Don Chavez)



The iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine (College Humor)



5 Delicious Food Biknis (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

The old farts in VAN HALEN (minus Wolfgang, of course) and their replacement hips are rockin' out in Balteemore:



Who's looking forward to the new VAN HALEN album? Come on, show of hands... anyone? Anyone?

If looking at an un-shaven, elderly Michael Douglas gets you all frothy...



Then you're going to LOVE this teaser for the new WALL STREET sequel, Money Never Sleeps.

What could be better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs bouncing on a Trampoline?



Maybe if you were WITH her on the trampoline. Other than that, Nothing is better than Denise Milani and her 32DDD boobs...on a trampoline

OK, wait...maybe we spoke too soon, because our friend Jana Jordan is tinkering with herself on top of the washing machine:



...and we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with laundry. She seems more interested in her own no-no spot than getting her whites extra white.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

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