Chinatown Beatdown, Lady Gaga Crowd Surfing, SHINEDOWN live, Vinnie Paul covers PANTERA, NIGHT RANGER rocks the park, Stripper Practice with Alexa & Nikki, Playboy's Dana Dicillo

Ooph. Monday. Wipe the crusties from your eyes and wave good-bye to the married ladies you spent the alcohol-fueled weekend with

Oh don't get all moral now. Adultery is for adults. Not for pussies with a conscience.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Some drunk asswipe got himself a Chinatown Beatdown, Bosotn-Style!

This'll teach him to mess with the guy holding the Louisville Slugger.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lady Gaga Half-Naked Crowd Surfing (Drunken Stepfather)


Liz Hurley In A Bikini is Annoyingly Awesome (WWTDD)

and as you might imagine, Liz Hurley Without any clothes on is even MORE awesome!

GOOGLED! Top Ten Wildest Google Maps Moments (Part I) (The Campus Socialite)

17 Mouthwatering Facts About Bacon (Asylum)

New Yorker headbutts PA on the set of Gordon-Levitt film (FilmDrunk)

Brianna Blair is giving you just enough of a taste to want to crash through your computer screen (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Lane (Bullz-Eye)

Snooki Gets The Taiwan Animation Treatment (Warming Glow)

Natalia Cruz gets awfully Cozy with the girl next to her...who has a gun (Dailyniner)

Leela James does "My Joy" LIVE (Soundcheck)

Silvie Thomas slips in ...and out of... a tight white outfit (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Bruce Dickinson of IRON MAIDEN (on tour now - click for tix!) lost 30 years of coolness in 3 seconds when he slipped and fell on stage:

The stage at Sonisphere in Finland was soaked from an earlier thunderstorm and Dickinson landed flat on his ass. Ker-Splat!

Florida Rockheads SHINEDOWN are out on tour with the Carnival Of Madness:

The guys get to enjoy the finer things in life, like yelling at Motor City Metalheads. See SHINEDOWN on tour with SEVENDUST, CHEVELLE, and PUDDLE of MUDD (click for tickets)

Legendary Drummer Vinnie Paul from PANTERA and HELLYEAH made a PANTERA tribute band very happy:

He was able to bash out "Cowboys from Hell" with an impressive blood alcohol content.

When you close your eyes, do you dream about NIGHT RANGER?

Ah, so YOU'RE one of the three... Bravo, silly goose.

From memorable riffs, to memorable racks...

Stripping is hard work and requires a ton of practice. Alexa Benson and Nikki Sexton can't focus long enough to make it through a session:

They manage to work on their routine for 20 seconds, then boom...the sex happens.

Dana Dicillo is a pure Italian PLAYBOY hottie who wants to be dominated in bed:

So, when you curl up next to her in bed... bring a bat. At least we THINK that's what she wants.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Opie and Anthony links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Dana White Checks in, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New O&A videos, New Jim Norton singing audio,

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday ladies and germs... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, on occasion, have been known to flash a bosom. Oh, who are we bullshitting? They're usually naked, on their webcams, showering, sleeping, screwing, or smoking. If you can manage NOT to be a pushy douche, they might just keep doing it. Look, we're realists. 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so just fess up, Chesterfield...log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Daily Ass Eatery, we'll be checking in once again with our pal, Dana White from the UFC who is going to tell us about the UFC FIGHT FOR THE TROOPS, which goes down on December 10th in Fayetville, NC, and is a three hour live event to benefit the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund.

New Opie and Anthony Videos: Seems like forever, right? Thanks to our own Prime Time Sam Roberts, we have two new O&A Show videos to share with youze guys and girls:



WILLIAM SHATNER visits the Opie and Anthony Show

TOM JONES visits the Opie and Anthony Show

New Jim Norton Singing Clip: Thanks to Pete from the Phliladelphia band MorningSide, we have a new version of Jim Norton's attempt at singing a VAN HALEN-esque song:



Jimmy Van Halen: "We're Back!" (version 2)

(speaking of old meat bosoms...)

Our buddy, our pal Jim Norton is going to be in Los Angeles at the Viper Room this Fridee and Saturdee, and he's got a ton of other dates coming up as well.


GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out now, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have no fear, GET YOURSELF A SATELLITE RADIO! (Great Christmas gift, wink wink...) and you can listen to the Opie and Anthony Radio Show in it's full, filthy, uncensored entirety....several times daily.

(deep breath... aaaaaaaand now let's get back on the Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing)

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Sperm Cocktail (so very NSFW!), as well as shooting the latest video in the She Is Half My Age series, there's a great new topless photo of adult starlet Heather Hurley...



RateMyWOW: Heather Hurley

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many dozens of packages of Cheese and Crackers you can scarf down, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then go wolf down some cheese on what.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we get lots of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

(now check out this magical segue... oh man, so seamless...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, let's hammer a nail through a board with our boners while watching this clip)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

INTERNS NEEDED NOW: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Sure, who DOESN'T love Gummy Bears, right? If you could, just take a minute and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Topless Girls Making Out In The Back Of The Club

Busty Garbriella Takes A Shower

Caught On Video: Truck Rolls Down Icy Hill

Nansy Loves Getting Naked In Public...Again

Martin-Baker Ejection Seat Tests

KRISTY ANGEL in Purple Lace

METALLICA: "All Nightmare Long" Video

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Friday Opie and Anthony links: Bill Burr in for Jim Norton, Joe DeRosa, New O&A Animation, New Jim Norton Video, INTERNS Needed, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Co

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Thank God it's Friggin' Friday. Am I right? Who wants to get drunk and take a dump in a mall fountain?

For this week-ending edition of the Opie and Anthony Firsta, our buddy Bill Burr, who is at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City tonight through Sunday, will be filling in for the infirmed Jim Norton. Well ok, Jimmy's not sick. He's doing a gig... it was so tempting to go for an AIDS joke though.

We're also bringing back Bill Burr's partner-in-crime (for his Saturday Night Virus show 'Uninformed') Joe DeRosa to hang with the crew today.

As we mentioned, Jim Norton is headed to Falls Church, Virginia tonight to entertain the masses, but he also has a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

(as long as we're on the subject of Mr. Norton)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

New Opie and Anthony Animation: Someone (and by 'Someone' we mean a guy named Jorge) has decided to give old Cokelogic a run for his money with a new Animation of Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy discussing women over sixty...

Watch 'Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy Discuss Women over Sixty' - Online Now!

(But wait, kids...there's MORE!)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent by one of our lovelies)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Look, we know how much you love Brownies, but you might want to head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Sexy Sandy Summers Compilation

Caught On Tape: MSNBC Producer Has A Tantrum Live on-air

MÖTLEY CRÜE Returns To The Hollywood Palladium - 'Looks That Kill'

Female Bodybuilder Melissa Dettwiller Gets Naked In The Bedroom

Jamie Bradford Takes Off The White Lace

Ghostbusters Video Game Trailer

Jamee Gets Naked in The Dressing Room

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Thursday Opie and Anthony links: Bill Burr, Ralphie May, Dana White from The UFC, New O&A Animation, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Jim Norton Video

Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Holy CRAP! It's THURSDAY already? Where DOES the week go? Time flies when you're picking your nose, doesn't it? Oof. Boo.

On today's edition of the Opie and Anthony Group Grope, we'll be reunited with our long-lost pal Bill Burr, who is at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City tonight through Sunday. We'll also be hanging with our jolly comedian buddy Ralphie May, who will be at Gotham Comedy Club tonight through Sunday. (So, like... go see Bill one night, then see Ralphie the next night). Finally, we're going to shoot the shit with our buddy, our pal Dana White from the UFC who is going to tell us about the UFC FIGHT FOR THE TROOPS, which goes down on December 10th in Fayetville, NC, and is a three hour live event to benefit the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund.


GET YOUR UFC TICKETS ONLINE NOW! (yeah, we're plug whores)

New Opie and Anthony Animation: Someone (and by 'Someone' we mean a guy named Jorge) has decided to give old Cokelogic a run for his money with a new Animation of Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy discussing women over sixty...

Watch 'Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy Discuss Women over Sixty' - Online Now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: We have some lovely, large, luscious boobs for you to crank one out to courtesy of a busty female fan...



RateMyWOW: Nice Knockers!

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

(Here's an awkward transition into talking about...Jimmy Norton!)

Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' - Video online: Thanks to NoFilterPaul, we have the two second clip of Jim Norton's role in Kevin Smith's film Zack and Miri Make a Porno...



Jim Norton in 'Zack and Miri...' - Watch the clip now!

Speaking of our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot... Jim Norton is headed to Virginia this week, and has got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

GET JIM NORTON TICKETS ONLINE NOW!





(Jim Norton's new book is also out, and it's a NY Times Best Seller!...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Just for the sake of redundancy, we'll tell you again... Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has a new book titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(now check out this magical segue... oh man, so seamless...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out the video we just got sent by one of our lovelies)

The lovely dark blond babe you see holding the guitar before you is Marie. Marie is 24 years old, Garman/Canadian, is sporting some amazing 32D breasts, and oh yeah... she's BISEXUAL. She's also one of the wonderful specimens you can see at FOUNDRY CAMS, and of course she's wearing her FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!) while she gives her guitar a tongue bath.





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE MARIE's TONGUE IN ACTION!




(...and once you're done watching that, you may feel the need for your own tongue bath... and boy do we know the place for you...).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Look, we know how much you love Brownies, but you might want to head over to the MEDIA SECTION, because you might just love what's going on there, including:



Caught On Tape: Russian Woman Attacked By Bear

Viva Small in Red Lingerie

Don Dokken interrupts Sebastian Bach Interview

Shyla Jennings Strips Out of Her Black and Red Skirt

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Dana White Checks in, Whip 'em Out Wednesday, New Boobs On RateMyWOW and Paltalk, Seeking A Dominatrix, New Videos o

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... specifically to the Girls on Paltalk, who have been getting naked frequently on their webcams lately. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, so why sugar coat it, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram we have our buddy Dana White from the UFC calling in, and if we're lucky, he may be joined by Criss Angel, which would be ... magical? (yeah, yeah... 'boooo'... I know).

Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.

Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!

Now, back to this whole Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...and if you like to see boobs, then take a look at these!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who went to Montreal to gather content for his site Load My Mouth (seriously, no clicking on that link if you're working) for you to enjoy, and now we have TWO new sets of boobs, courtesy of adult starlets GAYA and Franceska...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Gaya

RateMyWOW: Franceska

...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!

Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:



BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes

Ghetto Gaggers

Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)

My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla

Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)

Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



X-Rated Video Shoot in Bartlett Park - Girl Identified!

The Taylor Twins And Next Door Nikki Get Naughty

Lauren Strips At The Shopping Mall

Ant & Seb Audition For The X Factor

T-Baby: It's So Cold In The D

Tera Patrick Strips Out Of Her Pink Bikni

Busty Young Lady Plays GUITAR HERO...poorly

FAST & FURIOUS - Official Movie Trailer

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Otto & George, Louis CK, Lisa Sparxxx, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Dana White Audio Online, GREAT New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!! (So far, there is one clip of videos from the festival.... ONLINE NOW!)

Animation Festival Continues: The first Opie and Anthony Animation Festival was such a success, we're going to do it again! It's probably going to happen sometime in the fall, so you have PLENTY of time to get your asses animating if you want to create a masterpiece.

Go to iTunes for some examples of animations that were featured in the Animation Festival

...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt...

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!!

It's going to be another busy, busy day on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. First off, our pal Louis CK is going to call in to explain why we're having such a hard ass time getting him in the studio lately. Also stopping by is Otto (maybe with George) to catch up and promote his upcoming gig at the House of Blues in Atlantic City on July 5th.

Old diabetes foot himself, Pat from Moonachie will come by to meet our new friend, adult starlet Lisa Sparxxx to see if there some kind of... connection, we guess. At the very least, maybe Lisa will run screaming when she sees Pat's missing toe.

Remember, if you want to see any of these fancy people LIVE, in-studio...or even Otto... just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

Dana White Interview Audio: On yesterday's O&A Show, president of the UFC, Dana White called in to promote the 'Ultimate Fighter' Season finale as well as the upcoming UFC Las Vegas Pay Per View. He quickly hit it off with Opie, Anthony, Jim, and Mike Birbiglia with his opinions of Tito Ortiz and Kimbo Slice, neither of whom Dana seems to like very much.

Listen to the Dana White Interview - Online Now

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of breasticles to show you, courtesy of starlet Brianna Beach:



RateMyWOW: Brianna Beach

(Ladies... submit your WOW photo now! Remember, no WOW in the photo = not getting on the site)

...and because boobies are so nice, we show you this now...

The lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS were sent a batch of Official Merchandise and they made this collection of amazing videos....





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO

...If any portion of that video left you feeling a little... excited.. why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Why not put down that Big Box Of Peanut Butter Cups you've been endulging in, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE singer flips out at fan in Norway

Summer Sinn and Her 34GG Boobs

Rolling Truck Tire vs. Dumb Kid

Hannah Hilton Rubs Oil Into her 34DD Boobs

Teacher Wrapped In Plastic Slams Head Into desk

Kayden Kross Living Room Striptease

JOURNEY performs with new singer Arnel Pineda an ELLEN

Woman Gives Man the finnger, and gets slapped in the face

Rukhsana Covers Her Massive Melons in oil

Gymanst Over-shoots mat, but lands perfectly

2 Chicks Kissing Outside of Nigh Club

Joan Rivers Curses on UK's 'Loose Women' on ITV, Channel

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Mike Birbiglia, Adult Starlet Lisa Sparxxx, Dana White, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!! (So far, there is one clip of videos from the festival.... ONLINE NOW!)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who are getting better looking each and every day. Thank GOD they spend so much time NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

Animation Festival Continues: The first Opie and Anthony Animation Festival was such a success, we're going to do it again! It's probably going to happen sometime in the fall, so you have PLENTY of time to get your asses animating if you want to create a masterpiece.

Go to iTunes for some examples of animations that were featured in the Animation Festival

...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt...

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!!

As luck would have it, we have LISA SPARXXX in the studio audience today. She stopped by just to watch the show, and got reeled in to the studio. (We interviewed Lisa in 2004 for the website, but this is the first time she has been on-air with O&A)



CHECK OUT LISA SPARXXX ONLINE NOW (there you go. now stop Emailing us asking where to see her wolf down a black guy's trouser snake)



CLICK HERE FOR A LIST OF LISA SPARXXX VIDEOS

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back comedian Mike Birbiglia, and he's performing at Central Park Summer Stage this Friday with our pal Stephen Lynch... We'll aslo be hearing from UFC president, Dana White.

Remember, if you want to see any of these fancy people LIVE, in-studio...or even Louis CK... just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

Sharon Osbourne Interview Audio: On yesterday's O&A Show, the one and only Sharon Osbourne called in and had some rather unsavory things about celebrity reality shows (ie; 'Hogan Knows Best' and 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians').

Listen to the Sharon Osbourne Interview - Online Now

New Opie and Anthony Videos Online: Thanks to our own Sam who has been slaving away diligently on a reconfigured Apple IIc, we have some great new O&A show Videos to share with y'all.



Big A Sings 'Stand By Me' on the O&A Show

Tragic News With Roland

Tito Ortiz Returns to the O&A Show

Now, back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingamajig...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many triple cheeseburgers you like you scarf down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese.

STILL need boobies? You're in luck, Chesterfield...Look what WE do now..

FREE NUDE BOOBS ON RATE MY WOW: For the past several years, we have been assembling photos of lovely women who were willing to flash their boobies for the O&A Show (some anonymously...some front-and-center).



Go To RateMyWOW and look at all the FREE NUDE BOOBIES!

...and because boobies are so nice, we show you this now...

The lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS were sent a batch of Official Merchandise and they made this collection of amazing videos....





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO

...If any portion of that video left you feeling a little... excited.. why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Why not put down that Big Box Of Peanut Butter Cups you've been endulging in, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Laura Orsolya Plays with her natural 38F Boobs

Jessica Feels Herself Up By The Pool

Busty Babe In A Welder's Workshop

Airport Shuttle Bus Driver Loses Control and Crashes

Beautiful Asian Bikini Babe At the Beach

Helicopter Crash at Utah Air Show

Aubrey Taylor Feels Herself Up In the Shower

SUV Explodes After Crash With Truck

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