Excited Motocross Kid, NICKELBACK uses lots of Pyro, GREAT WHITE Rocks the Rotary Club, Trampoline fun with Karissa Shannon, Boob time with September Carrino, School Time with Destiny Davis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Check out the world's youngest, most-coffeinated motocross rider on the world's tiniest dirt bike:

Sure would be a shame if after all of that, he lost... Actually, the little fella has to learn about the cold hard sting of life at some point, doesn't he?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose rapidly-becoming-irrelevant ass is this in tight pants walking around? (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

(she's a) Blonde (Dave and Thomas)

Chris Bosh’s New $12 Million House in Miami (The Hoop Doctors)

Playboy's Karli Hebisen. weird Name. Awesome boobs. (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Layne (Bullz-Eye)

1st trailer for Coen Bros True Grit, starring Jeff Bridges (FilmDrunk)

Madison Leah has on see-through plastic bikini bottoms. Hopefully she wipes well (z0d)

Dad Builds Life-Sized, Drivable R2-D2 (nOOb Dad)

oh, her name is Dylan Ryder and we'd really like to Ride...(waaaaait for it)... her. Oh yeah. Classy, right? (Dailyniner)

15 Unusual Sexually Charged Photos (Banned in Hollywood)

Top 10 Best Cars to Take on a Rally Race (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Those commercialized Canucks in NICKELBACK are on tour now (get them tickets, Paco):

...and they kick off their set with "Burn it To the Ground"... with enough pyro to burn the entire venue to the ground.

For those not counting, DARK HORSE, the band's 2008 album, has sold... oh, FIVE million copies:

On the opposite end of the success spectrum, we have GREAT WHITE, who are touring with JANI LANE rocked the Rotary Club in Farmington, Minnesota:

JANI LANE is filling in because JACK RUSSELL is recoving from a perforated bowel... How does one get a perforated bowel, you ask? Shhhh...

From Hair bands, to hairless ...well, you know.

Breastacular SEPTEMBER CARRINO is peeling out of her black lace Bra...and why?

Because she's got all-natural HH-sized boobs that defy the laws of nature. We can only wonder what those things are going to look like when she's in her 50's.

Busty blond PLAYBOY Playmate Destiny Davis is dressed up (barely) in her schoolgirl outfit:

Wait, she was a PLAYBOY's Miss January in 2005 and she's STILL in school? Wow, she must be a dope.

Finally, in honor of our friends at Vivid Entertainment, who are about to release Karissa Shannon Superstar:

We give you the Shannon twins bouncing on a trampoline at the PLAYBOY mansion. Why? Because we're very... easily...amused.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Wheelchair dancing, Biker Crash Caught on Video, Mystery Ass, bloated shirtless GREAT WHITE singer, Dave Mustaine plays Guitar Hero, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Lia19 Skinny Dipping, Jasmine Black and Rye get very friendly

If there's one rule you should abide by, it's this: never kick a girl out of bed for eating corn chips:

Change the sheets, get a vacuum, whatever no need to ruin an evening of fun because a hottie got hungry. Adultery is for adults. Adults get hungry, dammit.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

Birth defects? Wheelchair Confined? NOT funny...

Flapping her arms non-stop while screaming 'Awaken it'? VERY FUNNY.

What's the great thing about Mounting a Camera on the front of your Motorcycle?

You get to capture the very moment you break every bone in your body. Like this schmuck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Someone has a shelf-shaped ass...who could it be??? (Drunken Stepfather)

It's the kind of butt that may have been violated by Ray J on video... too much? Gave it away again? Shit!

Paris Hilton Can Fit LOTS of Drugs Where The Sun Don't Shine (New York Pudding)

Carmen Kees is the Bees Knees! (Freakshow Planet)

Music video directors who made the jump to the big screen (Bullz-Eye)

Domino's boobs are popping out of her leather jacket (z0d)

The 20 Worst T-Shirts (HEAVY)

Dylan Ryder wants you to ride her... get it? Ride her? Hehe (Dailyniner)

How To Explain To Your Kid You're Going To A Strip Club (The Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

So, you're in GREAT WHITE, and your singer is recovering from bowel surgery. What do you do!

You get a shirtless, bloated, singer like Paul Shortino to fill in... and THAT is Rock and Roll.

How difficult is it to play your OWN song on Guitar Hero?

If you're Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH... VERY, apparently.

From Rock to Racks...per usual....

What did the Busty Romanian girl say to the big-boobed Hungarian Hottie?

If you're Jamine Black and Rye.... nothing. They just made out for a while.

the lovely Lia 19 is lounging by the pool in a bikini:

but not for long, madam... she's out of that swimsuit and skinny dipping in no time. That's one of the perks of living in Arizona with a fenced-in pool.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Up-Close Shark Video, Dina Lohan is a Swell Parent, SLAYER in Germany, Buckcherry On Kimmel, Sebastian Bach in Norway, MONSTERS trailer, Rachel Aldana, Shione Cooper, and Kimberly Rogers

Hooray! You made it through another week! head down to the Jersey Shore and have carnal relations with a young, promiscuous Italian gal... because that's what you do.

Just because they're on TV doesn't make them unattainable. MTV doesn't hire these girls for their strong moral judgement. GTL, bitches... then get laid.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Surfer Chuck Patterson filmed a Great White up close:

He didn't get any video of his soiled undies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Dina Lohan is a wonderful parent. (WWTDD)

Speaking of superb parenting, Lindsay Lohan's next movie is a Linda Lovelace biopic. No clue who that is? Click it, Chester

Speaking of pseudo-famous offspring and awesome parenting, let's plug the Montana Fishburne video...One! More! Time!

Montana Exposed - The Montana Fishburne Sex Tape (Vivid)


Awkward-looking MILF ass in shorts - 12 o'clock! (Drunken Stepfather)

and WHO might that hiney belong to... Bam! Ka-Pow! Hit me baby one more...... dammit! Gave it away again.

April O'Neil will get you excited in April, May, June, July...eh, you get it. (Freakshow Planet)

Load up on guns and bring your friends: Twenty great action movie ensemble casts (Bullz-Eye)

Charlie Sheen Celebrates Freedom at the Playboy Mansion (PICS) (The Smoking Jacket)

Five People You’ll Meet in College (The Campus Socialite)

A Salute To Friday the 13th (Gunaxin)

7 ways to make the most of the last month of summer (Guyism)

This is the Wrong Book store (PIC) (Dave and Thomas)

Every time a Doorbell Rings, Lupe Fuentes gets Her Wings... or something. (Dailyniner)

6 Gods Who Used Their Powers to Get Laid (Asylum)

Celeste Star is giving herself the most awesome frontal wedgie ever (z0d)

New TERMINATOR movie! Now Here's the BAD news (GammaSquad)

Scottie Pippen in 1991 Commercial for Mr. Submarine: 'Ladies, Let's Have a Party' (Brobible)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

What do Germans love more than Beer and Bratwurst? SLAYER, maaaan!:

Incidentally SLAYER is on the road with MEGADETH now... So get some tickets, madam.

You know, for a song about Crazy Bitches, BUCKCHERRY's 'Crazy Bitch' doesn't make Crazy Bitches seem so bad:

BUCKCHERRY is on tour now (tickets, amigo), but stopped by Jimmy Kimmel's show to promote their new album.

Even though he's over 40, SEBASTIAN BACH still sings like a 12 year-old with a groin injury:

...and we mean that in the most flattering sense. We think.

From Music...To MOVIES!

Much like DISTRICT 9 the new Alien-fest MONSTERS cost next-to-nothing to make:

We're digging the trailer... so far.

and from MOVIES...to MASSIVE MELONS!

Busty British babe Rachel Aldana has 32L-sized breasts:

There is no logical reason for them to be covered. thank God she feels the same way.

Large-bosomed Czech gal Shione Cooper doesn't know a damn thing about cars, but she's changing your oil without a shirt on:

Oh hell. take a chance and let the woman fix your car...at least you get some eye candy.

Everyone say hi to Australian Hottie Kimberly Rogers:

You wouldn't know it to look at her, but Kimberly has a religious objection to underwear...we want to join her church.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

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Tornado in Montana, Anna Faris Nude in Boston, Katie Perry Topless? ANVIL is still playing clubs, DREAM THEATER rocks the 8-minute Anthem, MURDERDOLLS re-formed in Pomona, Ass-tastic Fun with Kelly Divine, Sara Stone, Yurizan Beltran, Ricki White, and Sative Rose

What better way to celebrate your country's independence than spending time with 2 lonely MILFs in your kitchen?

C'mon, that really happens doesn't it? see? Someone took pictures of this real-wife-threesome and put it online. Everything on the internet is real. Remember that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

We don't know what's more distracting: The Tornado forming over the trailer park in Billings, Montana...

... or the huffing-and-puffing woman behind the camera yelling 'Oh Shit!' over and over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Faris is Completely Naked In Boston (WWTDD)

Daaaayum Since when does Anna Faris have such an incredibly hot naked ass? Since ALWAYS? Sheesh, where have WE been?


Katy Perry Nude on Twitter? Eh, maybe. (Drunken Stepfather)

Fun With Fireworks (Gunaxin)

Ginger B will add some Spice to your Otherwise-Boring Life (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Jaleel White's 'Fake it if You Make it' Web Series Finale With Wayne Brady (URLesque)

The Consequences of Losing A Bet At Work (DJMICK)

The Lesbian Ballet = the ONLY Ballet you'll ever see us at (Dailyniner)

Food Sex: Is It Porn? (Asylum)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach in the Entire Pool (z0d)

The 15 Greatest Freedom Fighters in Videogame History (Dorkly)

How to Celebrate the 4th of July During the Recession (FunnyCrave)

Win Yourself 'Hot Tub Time Machine' on DVD and Blu-Ray (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

A successful Documentary, Millions of New Fans Worldwide, and ANVIL is still playing clubs?:

You really have to love the music business. It's so fair.

Nobody rocks an Eight-minute-long progressive rock anthem like DREAM THEATER (on tour now - click for tickets):

DREAM THEATER is going to be opening for IRON MAIDEN for the next few months (so get those tickets, chump).

The guys in MURDERDOLLS re-formed the band and hit the stage for the first time since 2004:

Looking just like MOTLEY CRUE in 1984.

From Bands, we segue right into... you guessed it! Boobs!

The breastacular Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are getitng all kinds of friendly once again:

Topless. Poolside. Girl-Girl. Kissing. 'Nuff said.

Adult starlet Sativa Rose is getting her Butt all oiled up:

and if you need to see the whole scene RIGHT NOW, You can check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - on Demand NOW!

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This semi-pantsless young lady is Ricki White and she's giving a lucky lounge chair the ride of its life:

You'll never want to be a piece of furniture MORE. Lucky Chair.

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Grannies Fighting, Sandra Bullock Forgiving, Mystery Crotch Hiding, OZZY, IRON MAIDEN, HELLYEAH Rocking, GREAT WHITE singer Falling, Heather Summers, Cherry Jul stripping, Beshine Bouncing

Did you ever wonder what your mom was doing on those nights your dad was away on business trips?

Don't be a slave to morality... fornicate with a busty MILF as soon as you can. Adultery is for adults!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

What's funnier than two old ladies fighting?

Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zero.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sandra Bullock might just take Jesse James Back (WWTDD)

and because that story is way too gloomy for us, let's all look at Sandra Bullock's naked ass!


Who's trying to act like she hasn't shown off her poon before? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, you know who it is... She's the OTHER chick who got famous with a sex tape...


Real Housewife Danielle Staub Gets Her Misshapen Breasts Fixed (Warming Glow)

aaand while you're at it Check out the slutty New Jersey Housewife in DANIELLE STAUB RAW - Online NOW!

Every Summer Needs a Summer Drink (The Campus Socialite)

PLAYBOY babe Keylee Parker struggle to stay in her pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Star Trek' Meets Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' - It's Actually Not Bad (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Markesa Yeager slips out of her see-through lace lingerie (Dailyniner)

9 Unintentionally Hilarous Movie Deaths (UPROXX)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we have ever seen (z0d)

Cocktail Conversation: Why We Call it "Soccer" When They All Call it "Football" (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our buddy our pal our Prince-of-Darkness friend OZZY OSBOURNE has a new album and it's out TODAY!

The Ozzman gave the nice folks at the House of Blues in Hollywood a little preview of Scream. Don't you wish you were there?

Speaking of old heavy metal farts, IRON MAIDEN has a new album 'Final Frontier':

and in case it wasn't painfully obvious from the above clip, IRON MAIDEN is on tour now - get your tickets now!

In their new video for "Hell Of A Time" HELLYEAH is having a Hillbilly Hoedown:

the band's new album Stampede comes out in July - Order it, Hillbilly.

Even though he's sitting on a stool, GREAT WHITE frontman Jack Russell still manages to fall down on stage:

the poor guy had back surgery which is making him a little weak... and we're still making fun. We're assholes.

From Rock...all the way to racks:

Busty Blond adult starlet Heather Summers is all dressed up in a slinky black dress:

...which, unfortunately... doesn't stay on her for very long...because when you have boobs like that, you gots to play with 'em.

TO celebrate the World Cup, Cherry Jul has painted up her cooter to look like France's soccer uniform:

As you could imagine her cooter doesn't stay painted and closed for long.

Here's an odd one for you... Busty German babe Beshine calls this 'Dancing':

You'll call it 'desperately trying to stay upright' check out Beshine's full-explict clip and decide for yourself.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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