MILF working out, IRON MAIDEN Stage Collapses, but they bring out the new Eddie...so it's not all bad. Britney's Ass ain't half bad, KISS has fireproof wigs, Brandy Talore is like a choo-choo

Hey man, we found out where your mom works out and stuff

It would be a little less covert if she wasn't uploading the pics all over her personal site... Jeez, how many creeps you got knocking on your door, son?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

IRON MAIDEN was playing in Brazil, when the barricade in front of the stage collapsed:

About a hundred people got smooshed. The rest of the crowd thought it was part of the show. ROCK 'N ROLL, MAAAAN!

They're on this really long-ass FINAL FRONTIER tour that's going to take them all over the world, mate...and then back at some point... cuz you always gots to come back, now don't you?


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

As long as we're on the IRON MAIDEN kick, let's show you what the new "Eddie" mascot looks like:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE EDDIE IN ACTION. BOO. SCARY, right?

Did Britney Spears' ass get better-looking overnight?

Evidently it did. Throw some hot sauce on that! (Drunken Stepfather)

Silvia and Isabelle each lost a contact lens..down the other one's shirt... winky winky (FreakShow Planet)

A chat with Mena Suvari (Bullz Eye)

Devi Emmerson has a bikini with several holes in it...not that we're complaining (z0d)

Brandy and Sunny are showing us exactly what their tongues were made for. NOT ice cream (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

How the hell does KISS get on stage ANYWHERE with all that pyro and NOT light their wigs on fire?

"You wanted the best... You GOT the best...the HOTTEST band in the world... Ker-blooey."

Can you BELIEVE that SONIC BOOM sold like a gazillion copies?

Here's a little secret no one in the music bidness tells you: The band (like many bands) made the album available exclusively through Wal-Mart...so if you bought it at Wal-Mart, it got counted as ONE sale. Now, if any OTHER stores (Target, K-Mart, Amazon, whatever) wanted to carry the album, they had to buy them from WAL-MART...That's MORE sales.
What's even more ingenious, is when those secondary stores sell the record, it ALSO counts for a sale...so you're getting credit for selling the same album TWICE! That's either criminal or genius...but we love it.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in common with a choo-choo train?

Nothing. Click the link, perv...then watch her get hosed by some well-endowed Honduran.

When JOSLYN JAMES isn't banging TIGER WOODS

CLICK IT, FOOL!


She's getting mauled by the MILF Hunter See? We no lie. We gots what thems call 'proof'.

...and that, friends... is the way to shit the bed and blame it on the dog.

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Reporter nailed with Soccer Ball, Heidi Montag Wants Her Implants OUT, OZZY breaks out the oldies, SHADOWS FALL breaks out the OZZY, PLAYBOY's Barbie Boswell, Madison James, and Monika all sans-clothing

What a day, what a day, thank F-ing God it's... "Hump Day"? hell, ANY day of the week is good for humping, now isn't it?

Quit stalling and have relations with a horny co-worker in a bathroom stall. Get it? Stall / Stall?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

Rogue Soccer Ball + Female Reporter's Head = ALWAYS funny:

Now kids... Don't go out and buy a bunch of soccer balls to kick at reporters. That would be WRONG. Funny, but wrong.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Heidi Montag wants her Implants Out (WWTDD)

Ehh, all we heard was 'blah, blah, blah, HEIDI MONTAG, something something' when the FUCK is Vivid going to release the goddamn Heidi Montag Sex tape??? Hell YES, we're impatient!


Tila Tequila has a band-aid on her face boo-boo (Drunken Stepfather)

Now THAT is a girl who NEEDS to make a Celebrity Sex Tape. Then we MIGHT be interested.

The 8 Hottest Guy-On-Girl Oral Sex Scenes (The Frisky)

Tiffany Joy will fill your heart (and shorts) with Joy (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Faye Reagan has some of the biggest nips we have EVER seen (z0d)

Madison Scott and Her Friend Get all kinds of Freaky in the Shower (Dailyniner)

Movies That Would Have Been Ruined by Facebook (MovieFone)

New Solar System Found, We Hope They Have Dinosaurs (GammaSquad)

Twilight Crew Scared After Brazilian Standoff (FilmDrunk)

Larry Johnson’s $2290 Bar Tab From the Night He Allegedly Spit in a Women’s Face (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Long time personal friend (no, seriously...really) OZZY OSBOURNE dusted off "Killer Of Giants" for the nice folks in Italy:

the Italians must be longing for anti-war anthems. OZZY OSBOURNE is on tour now Get Them Tickets now!

Speaking of OZZY OSBOURNE, the guys in SHADOWS FALL have a killer version of "Bark at the Moon":

They broke this out at the Rockstar Music Energy Festival and made the metalheads very chipper.

Metal...meet mama's boobs!!

would you take a look at the boobs on PLAYBOY's Barbie Boswell! Those are the kind of things you could paint a portrait of:

Barbie is tall, tan, hails from Florida, and looks really great without her clothes on. Wouldn't it be a shame if she didn't? Hah.

Booty-tastic Madison James has an ass that was made for grabbing and shaking. If only that dipshit cameraman would shut up:

She shakes it and wiggles it just enough before getting herself tag-teamed by two gentlemen...and we use the term 'Gentlemen' loosely.

21 year-old sexy, slender Czech babe Monika is way too hot in that blue sun dress:

who could blame her really? Oh - and Monika can also fit her whole hand in her mouth. Classy, right?

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Hump Day Affairs, Fat Kid vs. Football, Drunk Groupie Faceplant, Britney Under Investigation, Hetfield & Mustaine Together Again, Vince Neil loves Tequila, Cody Lane, Aletta Ocean, Angel Gee get Topless

Ooh, it's Wednesday! It's Hump Day! So grab your favorite frisky co-worker and get frisky in a hotel suite of yuor choosing:

We don't make the rules. We simply enforce them. Having an affair is your civic duty, so get to it... or we'll issue you a summons written in crayon.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

A poor chubby Australian Football fan got pegged in the face with a football.

...and those nice guys at the AFL FOOTY SHOW on Australia's Nine Network grabbed it for all of us to enjoy.

The Sloppiest, Drunkest, Chubbiest Gal ever... Falls face-first right in front of the worst METALLICA cover band. EVER.

The drinking is forgiveable. The botching of "Enter Sandman"... is not. Shoot them all.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Britney Spears is Under Investigation For Child Abuse (WWTDD)

Say it aint so!!! Not THIS Briney Spears!!! Yup. That one.


Dolly Parton's Old Lady Boobs Are Wonderful (Drunken Stepfather)

The Full Bizarre Story Behind Don't Taze My Granny (Asylum)

Sexy Sophie Moon is Mooning The Camera...and a lot more (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)

Mavis Bacon Teaches Texting (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Lynn is going to show you where you can shove it. Politely, of course. (Dailyniner)

The Most Bizarre of Batman’s Baddies (Gunaxin)

Angelina Valentine wants to be your tattooed, naked valentine. Seriously. We asked her. (z0d)

Yeahs! Paraguay wins! More Larissa Riquelme World Cup Pictures (Dave and Thomas)

Attention: Flying Cars. That is All (GammaSquad)

You Had Me at 'RZA Made a Kung-Fu Movie' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine? On Stage? Playing Together? Whoa boy. Hell Froze Over:

What kind of universe is it that METALLICA and MEGADETH are getting along?

Our buddy MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL played his new single "Tattoos & Tequila" in New Hampshire alongside his bandmates Dana Strum and Jeff Blando (from SLAUGHTER):

...just a few days prior to getting a DUI in Las Vegas for (allegedly) drinking too much Tequila (maybe).

From Hard Rock to Hard Nips...

For those of you not in the know, this brunette beauty is Cody Lane:

She's oiling up her fanny in BIG WET ASSES 11 - which you can see on demand now...and she gets choked out with a ladder.

Hungarian Hotness Aletta Ocean gets a full-body rubdown.. in the only massage parlor on the planet that you can get away with groping your clients:

In what universe can you get away with boning your hot female clients? We want to move there, dammit.

And for you fans of the meatier ladies, meet Texas-born Busty Beauty Angel Gee who does NOT like wearing tight dresses:

Those are 36F-sized Funbags. Someone's going to need a back brace.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Russian Street Racer Crash, Megan Fox Quits Transformers, Audrina Patridge Quits Clothing, Bret Michaels on Oprah, METALLICA's Tribute to DIO, AVENGED SEVENFOLD's 'Nightmare', Ivy Black's Ass Roll, Leanne Crow's Bikini Hot Tub Party

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Street racing in Hollywood movies looks like a lot of fun...


Street Racing in Russia gets you T-Boned and nearly paralyzed. Well done, comrade!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox Quit, and was not fired from, Transformers 3 (WWTDD)

and of course, Megan Fox likes to show her Boobs, and her ass, as much as she can, because girls like Megan Fox SHOULD.


Audrina Patridge Likes Bubble Gum and Posing Nude (Drunken Stepfather)

How do we know? because this orgy of evidence proves our point. Oh Audrina. Color us aroused.

Have a Nice Flight (AskMen)

The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)

Chikita is one amazingly-hot...well, Chikita. (Freakshow Planet)

Post-Apocalyptic Cinematic: 15 Films Where Humanity Isn't Doing So Hot (Bullz-Eye)

Breanne's Beautiful Body Busted Out of her dress. Poor Gal. (Dailyniner)

Robin Hood: Anatomy of a Clusterf*ck (FilmDrunk)

Jedi Junkies - The Full Feature Film (Dailymotion)

Katrin Kant Keep Her Klothes On. What a Katastrophe (z0d)

First Look: 2011 Infiniti QX (The Bachelor Guy)

15 Inductees Into the Fictional Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buddy our pal BRET MICHAELS talked about his recovery on Oprah yesterday:

fill up yer iPod with BRET MICHALES music. The guy's got medical bills and kids to feed, dag nabbit.

Them guys in METALLICA paid tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio in Lisbon, Portugal:

METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?

The new AVENGED SEVENFOLD single is online...with Lyrics (in case you're like us and need to follow along):

the song is available on iTunes...as well as every other AX7 song... so go download some and thrash around your office.

From heavy metal to really heavy hooters, here we go again...

Busty brunette pinup gal Leanne Crow is having a Bikini Hot Tub Party:

How do you have a bikini hot tub party with just ONE woman? when it's Leanne Crow, you're invited to jump in with her...because you can actually do that, you know... jump through the monitor into the hot tub. Go on. Try it.

Hiney-rific Ivy Black is showing off her "Ass Roll":

What the hell is an 'Ass Roll', you ask? we have no clue, but it ends with her getting naked and touching herself... which is a great place to end up, you know?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Dio is Dead, Cyclist vs Car, Inside a Tornado, Kendra is Behind the Sex Tape, Jenna Bentley and Creepy Old Guy, QUEENSRYCHE and the Chunky Dominatrix, CHICKENFOOT's New Video, Veronica Saint's Lucky Thong, Jayden James Topless Car Ride, New Carmen Video

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub

Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

RIP Ronnie James Dio, who lost his battle with stomach cancer yesterday morning.


Click the pic to see Dio in healthier times, during his April 2007 visit to the Opie and Anthony Show.

A British Cyclist and His Brand New Helmet-Cam go out for a ride:


And get bounced off the hood of an old woman's car.

This video taken INSIDE of a Tornado in Norman, Oklahoma...


Will give you one more reason to never move to Norman, Oklahoma.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Behind the release of her Sex Tape...Part 4 (WWTDD)

Holy crap, could this be more transparent? Just let VIVID release the video later this month, make your money, and be done with it. Stop acting all wounded.


Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley Rolling Around on a Beach with a creepy old guy (Drunken Stepfather)

And any creepy old guy who can afford the company of PLAYBOY models is a friend of ours!

Kimbo Slice: Does The UFC Need A New One? (AskMen)

Brilliant Ads For Canadian Porn Channel (Video SFW) (Warming Glow)

Shannon Stewart Shows off Her Smokin' Hot Body (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Olinda Cataneda (Bullz-Eye)

Bambi and Ariel are Touching Tongues and Mid-Sections (Dailyniner)

Arguing the Merits of the Doubledown With Rachel Ray (FunnyCrave)

Saving serious dough time: Here is your "Best Time to Buy" guide for 35 products guys need (The Bachelor Guy)

Jenna and Her Big Boobs are Crawling All Over the Pool Table (z0d)

Before The Journey Begins: This One Is For The Freshman (The Campus Socialite)

A Tribute to the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

our friends in QUEENSRŸCHE (who are on tour now - click for tickets) have a new Cabaret-style show:

...and they've enlisted the help of a chunky dominatrix to make it more appealing... to chubby chasers.

Those talented guys in CHICKENFOOT have released the FIFTH video from their debut disc:

the band's debut disc has sold over 750k copies! (that's a lot of Tequila)

From Supergroups to super-hot ass

The lovely Veronica Saint is sporting the world's tiniest, luckiest thong:

Of course, Veronica isn't wearing it for long...if you catch our meaning.

Fun-loving, Free-Spirited adult starlet Jayden James is going for a ride with her top down:

Get it? "Top Down"? "Shirt Off"? oh please, like all she's doing is riding around topless... there's a LOT more to see, Chester.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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