Holiday affairs, When Otters Attack, Acoustic Gnarls Barkley, Richie Kotzen and Old School Def Leppard, Brea Lynn, Justene Jaro and LOTS of Gisele

Weekend in detention, eh? I'll betcha we can think of a thousand different scandalous acts of adultery you could have been committing with that hot MILF teacher of yours:

So what if she's married? Teachers are at school to help students, and in our opinion, nothing is more effective than a little touchy-feely

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Who knew otters were so vicious?

Evidently not this 19 year-old from Boca Raton, Florida... He got his ass bitten by one pissed-off otter with rabies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston loves showing off that body of hers (Drunken Stepfather)

Does she REALLY? She SURE does. That gal Jennifer LOVES getting naked

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

Tiffany Brookes looks awfully spiffy in a top hat. (FreakShow Planet)

Abbey Brookes is one Penthouse Pet who doesn't mind showing off ALL of her no-no spots at once (z0d)

Robyn TrueLove...probably using a fake name... probably (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

His name is DON ROSS ...and he's a Canadian who can play GNARLS BARKLEY like no one we have ever seen:

One guy. One Guitar. Crazy, right? Right.

What's this? Rainbow shirts & a Drummer with 2 arms?

It's DEF LEPPARD... in 1979.

Why is it that RICHIE KOTZEN never caught on as a pop musician?


Could it be that his last name literally means "Puke" in German? Perhaps...

From amazing musicians, we drift on over to amazing bodies

Busty beautiful, and now blond Brea Lynn is no stranger to taking her shirt off:

Sweaters are so constricting when it comes to diddling, don't you agree? off with you, vile sweater!... and watch the most wonderful video ever.

This scantily-clad bikini babe is Justine Jaro, and she stinks at washing cars:

But we're not entirely sure car-washing was the point of this clip. What says you, eh Chester?

Our buddy Gisele is naked, in the shower, rubbing oil all over herself:

Not to nit-pick, but doesn't the oiling come AFTER the showering? Eh, we dunno. We love Gisele. You should too.

Speaking of Gisele...

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Excited Motocross Kid, NICKELBACK uses lots of Pyro, GREAT WHITE Rocks the Rotary Club, Trampoline fun with Karissa Shannon, Boob time with September Carrino, School Time with Destiny Davis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Check out the world's youngest, most-coffeinated motocross rider on the world's tiniest dirt bike:

Sure would be a shame if after all of that, he lost... Actually, the little fella has to learn about the cold hard sting of life at some point, doesn't he?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose rapidly-becoming-irrelevant ass is this in tight pants walking around? (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

(she's a) Blonde (Dave and Thomas)

Chris Bosh’s New $12 Million House in Miami (The Hoop Doctors)

Playboy's Karli Hebisen. weird Name. Awesome boobs. (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Layne (Bullz-Eye)

1st trailer for Coen Bros True Grit, starring Jeff Bridges (FilmDrunk)

Madison Leah has on see-through plastic bikini bottoms. Hopefully she wipes well (z0d)

Dad Builds Life-Sized, Drivable R2-D2 (nOOb Dad)

oh, her name is Dylan Ryder and we'd really like to Ride...(waaaaait for it)... her. Oh yeah. Classy, right? (Dailyniner)

15 Unusual Sexually Charged Photos (Banned in Hollywood)

Top 10 Best Cars to Take on a Rally Race (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Those commercialized Canucks in NICKELBACK are on tour now (get them tickets, Paco):

...and they kick off their set with "Burn it To the Ground"... with enough pyro to burn the entire venue to the ground.

For those not counting, DARK HORSE, the band's 2008 album, has sold... oh, FIVE million copies:

On the opposite end of the success spectrum, we have GREAT WHITE, who are touring with JANI LANE rocked the Rotary Club in Farmington, Minnesota:

JANI LANE is filling in because JACK RUSSELL is recoving from a perforated bowel... How does one get a perforated bowel, you ask? Shhhh...

From Hair bands, to hairless ...well, you know.

Breastacular SEPTEMBER CARRINO is peeling out of her black lace Bra...and why?

Because she's got all-natural HH-sized boobs that defy the laws of nature. We can only wonder what those things are going to look like when she's in her 50's.

Busty blond PLAYBOY Playmate Destiny Davis is dressed up (barely) in her schoolgirl outfit:

Wait, she was a PLAYBOY's Miss January in 2005 and she's STILL in school? Wow, she must be a dope.

Finally, in honor of our friends at Vivid Entertainment, who are about to release Karissa Shannon Superstar:

We give you the Shannon twins bouncing on a trampoline at the PLAYBOY mansion. Why? Because we're very... easily...amused.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Chasing James Hetfield, Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Preview, Another Scott Weiland Rant, New Firewind video, Playboy's Anastasia Christen, Mary Carey Feels Herself Up

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

We'd like to introduce you to a new game called 'Chase Hetfield':

It involves you and a few buddies chasing down METALLICA frontman James Hetfield on his day off.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Karissa Shannon's Sex Tape is Coming! (Drunken Stepfather)

...and coming...and coming...and coming... Thank you to the wonderful folks at VIVID for getting their mits on this video!

The Perfectly Executed Rocket Jump (Fork Party)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Pizza Huh? (Knocking Off)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

The Five Weirdest PETA Campaigns (UPROXX)

Stan Lee Defends Your Right To Play Violent Video Games (Gamma Squad)

Kevin Arnold Meets Zach Morris (NextRound)>

40 Photos of Ana de la Reguera, Kenny Powers’ Spicy Latin Love Interest (BroBibile)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

You want to hear another Substance-abuse-filled rant from Scott Weiland?

OF COURSE you do! When he's not fucked up, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS SOUNDS GREAT, DON'T THEY?

Ever since Gus G joined up with OZZY OSBOURNE (who is on tour now - click for tix!) his other band is getting a lot more popular:

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Greek Metal to Canadian Boobs...away we go!

Playboy's Anastasia Christen is a 20 year-old brunette from Kelowna, British Columbia without outstanding 34DD breasts:

Seee more of Anastasia at WOMEN OF PLAYBOY... because it's a moral obligation.

Our favorite ditzy blond buddy Mary Carey is in the backyard feeling herself up:

Honestly, when you're sometimes-sober feeling yourself up in the backyard is something you do...Duh!!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Reporter nailed with Soccer Ball, Heidi Montag Wants Her Implants OUT, OZZY breaks out the oldies, SHADOWS FALL breaks out the OZZY, PLAYBOY's Barbie Boswell, Madison James, and Monika all sans-clothing

What a day, what a day, thank F-ing God it's... "Hump Day"? hell, ANY day of the week is good for humping, now isn't it?

Quit stalling and have relations with a horny co-worker in a bathroom stall. Get it? Stall / Stall?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

Rogue Soccer Ball + Female Reporter's Head = ALWAYS funny:

Now kids... Don't go out and buy a bunch of soccer balls to kick at reporters. That would be WRONG. Funny, but wrong.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Heidi Montag wants her Implants Out (WWTDD)

Ehh, all we heard was 'blah, blah, blah, HEIDI MONTAG, something something' when the FUCK is Vivid going to release the goddamn Heidi Montag Sex tape??? Hell YES, we're impatient!


Tila Tequila has a band-aid on her face boo-boo (Drunken Stepfather)

Now THAT is a girl who NEEDS to make a Celebrity Sex Tape. Then we MIGHT be interested.

The 8 Hottest Guy-On-Girl Oral Sex Scenes (The Frisky)

Tiffany Joy will fill your heart (and shorts) with Joy (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Faye Reagan has some of the biggest nips we have EVER seen (z0d)

Madison Scott and Her Friend Get all kinds of Freaky in the Shower (Dailyniner)

Movies That Would Have Been Ruined by Facebook (MovieFone)

New Solar System Found, We Hope They Have Dinosaurs (GammaSquad)

Twilight Crew Scared After Brazilian Standoff (FilmDrunk)

Larry Johnson’s $2290 Bar Tab From the Night He Allegedly Spit in a Women’s Face (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Long time personal friend (no, seriously...really) OZZY OSBOURNE dusted off "Killer Of Giants" for the nice folks in Italy:

the Italians must be longing for anti-war anthems. OZZY OSBOURNE is on tour now Get Them Tickets now!

Speaking of OZZY OSBOURNE, the guys in SHADOWS FALL have a killer version of "Bark at the Moon":

They broke this out at the Rockstar Music Energy Festival and made the metalheads very chipper.

Metal...meet mama's boobs!!

would you take a look at the boobs on PLAYBOY's Barbie Boswell! Those are the kind of things you could paint a portrait of:

Barbie is tall, tan, hails from Florida, and looks really great without her clothes on. Wouldn't it be a shame if she didn't? Hah.

Booty-tastic Madison James has an ass that was made for grabbing and shaking. If only that dipshit cameraman would shut up:

She shakes it and wiggles it just enough before getting herself tag-teamed by two gentlemen...and we use the term 'Gentlemen' loosely.

21 year-old sexy, slender Czech babe Monika is way too hot in that blue sun dress:

who could blame her really? Oh - and Monika can also fit her whole hand in her mouth. Classy, right?

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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QUEENSRYCHE singer wears eyeliner, Heidi Montag Sex Tape Drama, MOTLEY CRUE at Ozzfest, MARTY FRIEDMAN's new Video, Topless fun with Gia Malone, September Carrino, and Sara Stone

Hip, hip, Hoo... blech. It's Monday. the pants have to be on, and your spicy latina co-worker has to go home... because her kids are bound to be wondering where she is.

yeah, right... Like you never fooled around with someone at work. Unless you work at a slaughterhouse, in which case the blood is a bit of a turn off.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

We're fans of QUEENSRYCHE, but the amount of eyeliner singer Geoff Tate is wearing has been a little suspect:

granted, they are doing the whole Queensyche Cabaret thing, but ease up on the eye makeup, wouldya? No? OK. Fine. We have no pull.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Heidi Montag, Karissa Shanon made a lesbian sex tape (WWTDD)

Well OF COURSE they did. Why Wouldn't they have... Vivid Entertainment says the real money lies with a Spencer/Heidi sex tape. Who knew Vivid liked the dick so much? (pun intended)


ooh! an ass in a purple bikini! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

We're betting on 'Who Gives a Shit?' but you, however might just want to know what this Not-So-Ugly Betty is all about. See? That was just the right amount of hint, wasn't it?

A History of (Sports) Violence (The Campus Socialite)

Sophie Moone Can Moon us any day of the week (Freakshow Planet)

Interview With Spike Lee (Bullz-Eye)

Jazmine Lyn Likes Looking at Her Boobs. Funny, so do we (z0d)

Janelle Priego is ridding herself of her pesky lingerie (Dailyniner)

How to Make a Game Out of a Movie (That Doesn't Suck) (UPROXX)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our pals in MOTLEY CRUE are on the road with OZZFEST, and this is what Vince Neil looked like in Hartford the other night:

Thanks to Mike for the great footage.

After several years in MEGADETH, and then bailing to live in Tokyo, this is what MARTY FRIEDMAN is up to:

So THAT's what living in Japan for ten years will do to your guitar playing.

From Great Guitarists to Great Big Boobies...

Busty blond MILF Gia Malone can't wait to show off her boobies:

She pulls them out in the passenger seat before getting slammed in the living room. You know, she's an active older gal.

Now, for the high-brow audience...naturally large-breasted September Carrino is bouncing on her bed:

Her boobs are obnoxiously huge, so watching them bounce freely like that just makes us giggle.

We're going to nominate Sara Stone for Secretary of the Year:

She gives her agitated boss a nice back rub... and a whole helluva lot more...because she's a good egg.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Scooter smacked by car, New & Old Victoria Silvstedt, Mystery Nips, Five Finger Death Punch on Kimmel, Zakk Wylde Wank-tastic Gutiar Playing, Ashlynn Brooke, Robin Andersen

Why did the ancient Egyptians call Wednesday "Hump Day"? probably because of all the mid-day sex the Pharaohs were having... Nice, right? A Pharaoh reference...

It's a centuries-old tradition, so take that horny co-worker of yours to a local motel and soil the sheets. more than they already HAVE been, we mean.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Thanks to the wonder of the dashboard-mounted camera, we get to see another dummy on a scooter get wrecked:

Why would you pull in front of a car THEN hit the brakes? You're gonna need a new scooter, mister.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini (WWTDD)

You know, Victoria was the 1997 Playmate of the Year


Saaaay, who's got the rock hard nips going on? (Drunken Stepfather)

You wouldn't believe it if we told you So we're just gonna give you a hint: Big Forehead, Wednesday Addams, Black Snake M---. Wait. too much again, right?

“True Blood” Gets Naked And Bloody For Rolling Stone (The Frisky)

Erika Mayshawn is just the right amount of cream for our coffee...and probably yours too (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Stephanie Farris (Bullz-Eye)

XBOX Girls Get Revenge (College Humor)

Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2010 vs. Lindsey Lohan in Maxim September 2007 (BroBible)

ProStars: The Unseen Episodes (Sports Pickle)

The Five-Step Guide to Making Your Room Pop (The Campus Socialite)

Lingerie Football League Star Goes “Full Nerd” (Gunaxin)

Madison Scott Couldn't wait to get out of that bulky pink sun dress (Dailyniner)

Pre Season Football, The 1st Cousin of Non Alcoholic Beer (New York Pudding)

Jessica Hall is Toned, Tan, and ... um, wait.. what were we saying? (z0d)

8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children's Cartoons (Asylum)

How Pam Anderson's lady parts are similar to M. Night Shyamalan (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

Those cheerful guys in FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH were on Jimmy Kimmel Live playing their cover of "Bad Company"

For a cover song, it's not too shabby.... Download some FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH now, dammit.

Zakk Wylde and BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played The Roxy in Hollywood and of cousrse...

... Zakk did the obligatory masturbatory guitar solo midway through the song, "Fire It Up".

and from metal, we segue into mammaries...

Lovely little Ashlynn Brooke is an Oklahoma-born 'good egg':

Which is just another way of saying she has NO problem flinging her lace lingerie to the floor.

Shapely young Playboy hottie Robin Andersen has no need for pesky clothing:

After a boring-as-watching-grass-grow interview Robin finally gives us something to look at.

Speaking of PLABOY, You remember Victoria Silvstedt, don't you? You SHOULD. We just linked to her a few minutes ago. Sheesh.:

Victoria was Playboy's 1997 Playmate of the Year...and that, friends...is nothing to fling boogers at. She's STILL amazing looking, even at 35.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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