Sexy Valentine's Day, Arrogant Biker, New WHITESNAKE and FOO FIGHTERS, Old VINNIE VINCENT, Angie Savage in a TuTu

To hell with Valentine's Day... we just found out that it's Mistress Day!:

What a wonderful concept! Now go get yourself a mistress. Or wait until next year, Chesterfield.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Mee the world's most arrogant biker and the world's most irritated police officer:

How the HELL is going to talk his way out of this one.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


Say, whose massive cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



101 Singles with 101 Great Date Ideas -- Proof that all the good ones aren't taken (How About We)

Nessa is Nice and Nekkid (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Valentine's Day Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Jessica Lynn is Just Awesome (z0d)

Jaime Michelle is Jammed into a tight outfit...just barely an outfit (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

Grammys? Shmammmies! Who needs 'em when you have a new WHITESNAKE video:

Is it just us, or does David Coverdale look more and more like an old lady?

Speaking of videos, FOO FIGHTERS recruited God, err... Lemmy from MOTORHEAD... for their latest old-school-looking video:

Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God? HA! trick question. Lemmy IS God!

and just because we LOOOOOVE tooling on Vinnie Vincent, here's an extended Vinnie solo from March, 1984:

Apparently, one of Vinnie's most wonderful (sarcasm intended) was his inability to stop soloing during his time with KISS. Paul Stanley used to get majorly pissed off.

as long as we're talking about KISS, check out what CURRENT guitarist Tommy Thayer was doing in Las Vegas with STEEL PANTHER:

Oddly enough, he was playing "Lick it Up", which was released during the Vinnie Vincent era of KISS. Of COURSE we worked Vinnie in AGAIN. Why WOULDN'T we?

From big-ass bands, we saunter over to blondes with big asses:

Check out the outfit that Angie Savage is wearing:

Pigtails? Pink tutu and a leather corset? Perhaps she's dressing that way specifically so she can get rid of that oddball outfit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



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MONDAY LINKS: Opie and Anthony Live, Father's Day Giveaway At The Bunny Ranch, Frank Vincent, Carlos Mencia, New Boobs On RateMyWoW, New Club Soda Ken

Happy Monday, boys and girls... The Opie and Anthony Show is live (on terrestrial stations) and there's a hell of a show in store for you today. First off, our pal Frank Vincent will be checking in to say 'Farewell' to The Sopranos (oh...what...an...ending...blech). Dennis Hof from the Bunny Ranch (from HBO's Cathouse) will be calling in to help us promote our upcoming Father's Day Giveaway. Finally, Carlos Mencia will be calling in to talk about this year's Traveling Virus Tour.

As always, if you need to see any of the cast and crew LIVE in studio, turn on your Paltalk so you can see everyone picking their nose and eating breakfast. Of course, you could also head on over to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room and watch all of the WOMEN SHOWERING (RedRum, we're looking in your direction).... which is what we usually do.

NEW FATHER'S DAY 'BUNNY RANCH' GIVEAWAY: We're looking for desperate fathers who may not have had a 'date' in a while, so if you think your dad is a lonely schlub who might need a 'date' (courtesy of Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch... from HBO's Cathouse)... Just get in touch with Travis now and tell him your sob story

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pal Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have two lovely new sets of boobies to drool over:


RateMyWOW: Kendra Kay

RateMyWOW: Jaelyn Fox

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The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus kicks off NEXT WEEKEND at Jones Beach Amphitheater in Wantagh, NY... DO YOU HAVE TICKETS???? What do you mean, NO????

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CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

Speaking of shirts...


That's NICOLE in a F*CK ME shirt

New Club Soda Kenny Song: Steven S. has sent in a song featuring a fairly-dead-on impression of our own Club Soda Kenny.

Club Soda Kenny Sings 'You Are The Sunshine'

Holy crap! We've added a DOZEN new videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Girls Tongue Kissing on The Couch

Man With Huge Tongue

Frontloader Falls Into Hole

Drunk College Girls Kissing

Smashing A Guitar On Your Friend's Head

Paris Hilton Fan Screams When She's Ordered Back to Jail

Busty Blonde In Pink Tank Top On Webcam

DUI: Idiots Behind The Wheel - Drunk Falls InTo Wall

Ghetto Fights: Parking Lot Brawl

Sexy Asian Girl Covered In Glowing Paint

Marty McFly Plays Death Metal

Two Beautiful Brunettes Kissing

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