Awful Lake Placid 3 trailer, Mystery Nips, Welcome Back LIMP BIZKIT, ANVIL rocks the Dildo, Jesse Jane Montage, Donna Bell and her itchy Bikini

Psst. You, over there... take a good look at the ass on the lady standing in front of you

Married, Shmarried. Conk her fella over the head and give her a good Rogering. You see, 'Rogering' is an old Hebrew word for 'Bunghole Adventuring'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

The trailer for LAKE PLACID 3 will have you rooting for the dipshit-teenager-eating crocodile.

UNCENSORED trailer, we might add. See? That's an UNCENSORED shitty-CGI crocodile. You're WELCOME.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose rock-hard nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

You know what? we're not even gonna wreck it for ya. We're gonna make you guess... and her boobs looked great in "Devil's Advocate"

Hamptons Partyers Hear Dennis Rodman Having Sex (The Hoop Doctors)

Bailey Rose ...has a really nice nose...and ass and boobs (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Brynn Tyler is playing with herself poolside. Because she SHOULD (z0d)

Best Getaway Vehicles for Pulling a Heist (Sub5Zero)

Lindsay Marie is all bent over, showcasing her outstanding dumper (Dailyniner)

10 Artists Who’ll Never Come Back (Smoking Section)

Ouch: 'Amazing Race' Contestant Takes Watermelon To The Face (Warming Glow)

16 Pictures Of People Getting Hit In The Face With Balls (Banned In HollyWood)

The Seven Worst Types of College Professors (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

Woo! LIMP BIZKIT is back, bitches! Everybody break stuff! Or don't. It's your mess.

Oddly, the band is out on tour promoting an album that hasn't been released yet. Aren't you supposed to release the thing and THEN tour? Just sayin.

Moving over to Seattle we see Lips from Canadian legends ANVIL rockin' a vibrator better than Jenna Jameson on her best day:

Mmmm... Jenna Jameson. Someone said Anvil, or something...before... right?

But wait! There's More! You pay the shipping and we'll send YOU the boobies absolutely FREE!

Is there anyone who DOESN'T know who adult starlet Jesse Jane is?

How could you not? We interviewed her seven years ago after her first video. Goddamn, was it THAT long ago?

Romanians women don't like bikinis. Just ask Donna Bell, the Romanian woman who can't wait to get out of hers

and once she's naked, she makes a lonely vibrator feel happy. Yes. Vibrators have feelings too.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Monday Links: New GI Joe Trailer, Bikini Babe Falls, Lots of Linkage, The Twins Get Profiled, Candice Cardinele, Lilly Babcock, Interview with the Twins

Happy umm, Monday?
We hope your weekend was relaxing and full of adulterous hook-ups with cute girls and their bi-curious friends... Lord only knows we tried. And failed.

Hey-O, Joe! It's the new trailer for G.I. JOE: The Rise of Cobra

If Stephen Sommers F's this movie up, we're throwing out our copies of The Mummy Trilogy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Drunk Chick + Bikini + Boat + Jump = FUNNY:

As always... DRUNK CHICKS RULE!

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Kendra Wilkinson Went and Got Married (Kendra Who? Oh yeah, you're one of Hef's gals)

Primal Scream Therapy ... fun for the whole family

The Best “Lawyer Passed Out In A Trash Can” Photo You’ll See All Day

Shia Pet: Grow Your Own Inexplicable Action Star!

5 ridiculously over the top Nicolas Cage performances

Wanna Fun Summer Job? (great Porn Ad)

10 Things you should Never say to a HOOTERS girl

The Weirdest Japanese Video Games

Barack Obama says 'Uh' A Lot

HOT SLUTS: Episode 5 - Never too much mirror ball

Check out Gisele's Baby Bump

Stupid Inventions: Battery Powered Dreidel

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you rubbed one out with cod liver oil, and now the seagulls won't stop following you)

This piece of lovely Latina hotness is The one and only Candice Cardinele and she's on a mission to make you... HAPPY.

Mission accomplished, Candice.

British Babe Lolly Badcock is a TOTAL filthbag...

and this clip of her feeling herself up in the shower is about as tame as she gets.

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Transitioning from boobs to rock, we have this li'l clip of DEF LEPPARD at the 2009 Download Festival:

"Two Steps Behind" was originally released on the LAST ACTION HERO soundtrack. Damn...are we THAT old?

When you crawl out of the neighbor's window after boning his wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Georgia Jones Plays with Her Peach
GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - Trailer 2
Viki Wets Herself Down in Bed
Fox Business News Runaround
Candice Cardinele in Black Lace Lingerie
DEF LEPPARD: 'Two Steps Behind' LIVE at Download Festival
Lolly Badcock Takes A Shower
Bikini Girl Jumps from Boat to Boat and Fails

 

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