New TWITTER, MILF washing a Ferrari, Winger Winging it, BRUCE LEE auditioning, New ANVIL, Old NIGHT RANGER, New THIN LIZZY line-up, Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Mary Carey...Ann

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Why is your mom washing your dad's Ferrari with steel wool pads? Dad must have done something none-too-pleasing

and how do we know it's your mom? She posted the pic online in a personal ad... Dad's not getting the job done at home, evidently.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the way you pretend your hair isn't falling out in clumps on an hourly basis)

When is WINGER going to change the name of "Seventeen" to "Thirty-eight"... you know, considering the age factor of the fans:

*rimshot*... fine, it wasn't one of our best.

That clip was actually shot in 2007...just to show you how timely we are... Boooooooooo.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, which would look better if you combed your eyebrows up over your head)

Who wants to see Bruce Lee's original audition for the role of Kato on 'The Green Hornet'? We're gonna show you anyway:

Pay special attention to the Kung Fu demonstration with the old man (about halfway through)

Oooh - look what's coming to video soon! This wasn't half bad, actually.

Jennifer Lopez has a bit of a sloppy stomach:

Why she's showing it off, we don't know

Neveah and Raina Lee touching tongues. Yay. (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Suzuki Kizashi Review (Bullz-Eye)

Dating Tips from the Funniest Women on Twitter (How About We)

I'm Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan (MadeMan)

Chikita...she's one hot banana...and by 'banana' we mean 'large-breasted blond babe' (z0d)

Victoria Rae Black may be pasty, but she's way purty (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you're going to muddle through life with the same mediocrity you attack every other task with)

Did you NOT hear the latest ANVIL song? Well, here ya go:

"Juggernaut of Justice"...nothing like subtlety. Love it! We're sure it'll sell tens of copies.

OK, maybe a hundred copies. C'mon, look at that cover art.

How many original members of a band do you need to keep using the name? If you're THIN LIZZY, the answer is ONE. Maybe two:

When one of your guitarists has to leave to re-join DEF LEPPARD, you're bordering on silly...

DULUXE EDITION?!?! Well, then I should rush out and buy this bugger right now.

Hey Mexico! We're NIGHT RANGER! Here's a song you may not have heard a hundred thousand times in the past 26 years:

See, that was what we call sarcasm. Anyone who hasn't heard "Sister Christian" has probably been living on Jupiter... or at least Mars... for a while.

...and this is the last album the band released. Umm, no one is buying music these days, if you haven't already figured that out.

How much for ze little girlz, eh?

We've got a double-banger of our favorite MILF, Lisa Ann for you... banger...bang-her... get it? *rimshot*
Lisa Ann is seducing a very lucky grocery boy in this clip.

VERY lucky. SUPER lucky. EXTRA-SPECIAL super-lucky, with sugar on top...and on the sides.

...and here's the lovely Lisa Ann in leopard-print lingerie.

OK, enough alliteration for one stupid entry. Alright already.

OK, folks...show of hands: who wants to see blond MILF Julia Ann roll around half-naked on a pool table?

Yeah, that's what we thought. All of you. whatcha waitin' for then?

Our braniac friend Mary Carey loves taking her clothes off outside. How do we know?

Because every damn clip she sends us features her... taking her clothes off outside. THAT's how we know

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make salsa in woodchipper.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Awful Lake Placid 3 trailer, Mystery Nips, Welcome Back LIMP BIZKIT, ANVIL rocks the Dildo, Jesse Jane Montage, Donna Bell and her itchy Bikini

Psst. You, over there... take a good look at the ass on the lady standing in front of you

Married, Shmarried. Conk her fella over the head and give her a good Rogering. You see, 'Rogering' is an old Hebrew word for 'Bunghole Adventuring'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

The trailer for LAKE PLACID 3 will have you rooting for the dipshit-teenager-eating crocodile.

UNCENSORED trailer, we might add. See? That's an UNCENSORED shitty-CGI crocodile. You're WELCOME.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose rock-hard nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

You know what? we're not even gonna wreck it for ya. We're gonna make you guess... and her boobs looked great in "Devil's Advocate"

Hamptons Partyers Hear Dennis Rodman Having Sex (The Hoop Doctors)

Bailey Rose ...has a really nice nose...and ass and boobs (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Brynn Tyler is playing with herself poolside. Because she SHOULD (z0d)

Best Getaway Vehicles for Pulling a Heist (Sub5Zero)

Lindsay Marie is all bent over, showcasing her outstanding dumper (Dailyniner)

10 Artists Who’ll Never Come Back (Smoking Section)

Ouch: 'Amazing Race' Contestant Takes Watermelon To The Face (Warming Glow)

16 Pictures Of People Getting Hit In The Face With Balls (Banned In HollyWood)

The Seven Worst Types of College Professors (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

Woo! LIMP BIZKIT is back, bitches! Everybody break stuff! Or don't. It's your mess.

Oddly, the band is out on tour promoting an album that hasn't been released yet. Aren't you supposed to release the thing and THEN tour? Just sayin.

Moving over to Seattle we see Lips from Canadian legends ANVIL rockin' a vibrator better than Jenna Jameson on her best day:

Mmmm... Jenna Jameson. Someone said Anvil, or something...before... right?

But wait! There's More! You pay the shipping and we'll send YOU the boobies absolutely FREE!

Is there anyone who DOESN'T know who adult starlet Jesse Jane is?

How could you not? We interviewed her seven years ago after her first video. Goddamn, was it THAT long ago?

Romanians women don't like bikinis. Just ask Donna Bell, the Romanian woman who can't wait to get out of hers

and once she's naked, she makes a lonely vibrator feel happy. Yes. Vibrators have feelings too.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tornado in Montana, Anna Faris Nude in Boston, Katie Perry Topless? ANVIL is still playing clubs, DREAM THEATER rocks the 8-minute Anthem, MURDERDOLLS re-formed in Pomona, Ass-tastic Fun with Kelly Divine, Sara Stone, Yurizan Beltran, Ricki White, and Sative Rose

What better way to celebrate your country's independence than spending time with 2 lonely MILFs in your kitchen?

C'mon, that really happens doesn't it? see? Someone took pictures of this real-wife-threesome and put it online. Everything on the internet is real. Remember that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

We don't know what's more distracting: The Tornado forming over the trailer park in Billings, Montana...

... or the huffing-and-puffing woman behind the camera yelling 'Oh Shit!' over and over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Faris is Completely Naked In Boston (WWTDD)

Daaaayum Since when does Anna Faris have such an incredibly hot naked ass? Since ALWAYS? Sheesh, where have WE been?


Katy Perry Nude on Twitter? Eh, maybe. (Drunken Stepfather)

Fun With Fireworks (Gunaxin)

Ginger B will add some Spice to your Otherwise-Boring Life (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Jaleel White's 'Fake it if You Make it' Web Series Finale With Wayne Brady (URLesque)

The Consequences of Losing A Bet At Work (DJMICK)

The Lesbian Ballet = the ONLY Ballet you'll ever see us at (Dailyniner)

Food Sex: Is It Porn? (Asylum)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach in the Entire Pool (z0d)

The 15 Greatest Freedom Fighters in Videogame History (Dorkly)

How to Celebrate the 4th of July During the Recession (FunnyCrave)

Win Yourself 'Hot Tub Time Machine' on DVD and Blu-Ray (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

A successful Documentary, Millions of New Fans Worldwide, and ANVIL is still playing clubs?:

You really have to love the music business. It's so fair.

Nobody rocks an Eight-minute-long progressive rock anthem like DREAM THEATER (on tour now - click for tickets):

DREAM THEATER is going to be opening for IRON MAIDEN for the next few months (so get those tickets, chump).

The guys in MURDERDOLLS re-formed the band and hit the stage for the first time since 2004:

Looking just like MOTLEY CRUE in 1984.

From Bands, we segue right into... you guessed it! Boobs!

The breastacular Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are getitng all kinds of friendly once again:

Topless. Poolside. Girl-Girl. Kissing. 'Nuff said.

Adult starlet Sativa Rose is getting her Butt all oiled up:

and if you need to see the whole scene RIGHT NOW, You can check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - on Demand NOW!

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This semi-pantsless young lady is Ricki White and she's giving a lucky lounge chair the ride of its life:

You'll never want to be a piece of furniture MORE. Lucky Chair.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Weekends are for Adultery, G-20 Protester goes down, BMX biker vs Handrail, SKID ROW and ANVIL live, Shawna Lenee, Christine Mendoza, and Kitty Lea

It's the weeekend, and it's time for you to find a lonely wife... she's yours for the taking:

This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.

...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:

She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!

Our crack staff of crackheads is at it again with a Big Pile of Dirty DVD Reviews. We buy 'em, and we think you should too.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Protesting is fun! You can yell, throw stuff, and get...shoved...into...unmarked...cars?

LIke this happy camper who got taught a lesson by the PA State Police SWAT team.

BMX riders smashing their nuts on handrails = ALWAYS funny.

How many ball-smashing you think it takes before he gets THAT stunt right?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

Sexiest...Pregnant Chick...Ever (Muscle Sorority)

Pamela Anderson Topless in a G-String on a Runway (Drunken Stepfather)... and to be honest... Pam Anderson looks so much better in homemade porno tapes with Bret Michaels

Danni Bae Has a Hot Sexy Bottom (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

Eliza and Marcella look great together...and nekkid (z0d)

13 Reasons to Watch TV This Fall (The Girls) (Gunaxin)

Riley Evans shows off her no-no spot (Freakshow Planet)

Espresso with a happy ending (Yep Yep)

Loving Wife Turns Naughty Neighbour (DJMICK)

David Cronenberg Remaking His Own Movie (FilmDrunk)

A Tribute to the Yankees Season... in Cocktails (The Bachelor Guy)

25 Amazing Plant Sculptures (Super Tremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

When Shawna Lenee isn't having a complete meltdown, she actually looks really hot:

A gal can only keep those repressed memories stuffed down for so long, you know?

Our favorite Filipina Christine Mendoza can't seem to keep her clothes on:

Especially when she's in front of a webcam in slinky lingerie. That's the kiss of death most times.

From bosoms to bands, we check in with our pals in SKID ROW who spent some time in the Wolf Den inside Mohegan Sun this summer:

Scotti, Snake, Rachel, Johnny, and Dave. No Sebastian here.

The heavy metal success super story of the decade, ANVIL played their hit "Metal on Metal" in Toronto:

Fifty? Shmifty... you're never too old...or bald...to rawk!

Buxom British brunette Kitty Lea is all wet for you:

Well, she's wet from the swimming pool, but still wet, dammit!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

BMX Bike vs Handrail
Shawna Lenee Sheds Her Bra and Panties
ANVIL: 'Metal On Metal' LIVE at Sunrise Records in Toronto
Busty British Kitty Lea Nude Photo Shoot
SKID ROW: 'Ghost' LIVE at Mohegan Sun Casino
Christine Mendoza Loses Her Blue Lace Lingerie
Protester Grabbed and Thrown into Unmarked Car at G20 Summit

 

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