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Psst. You, over there... take a good look at the ass on the lady standing in front of you
Married, Shmarried. Conk her fella over the head and give her a good Rogering. You see, 'Rogering' is an old Hebrew word for 'Bunghole Adventuring'
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)
The trailer for LAKE PLACID 3 will have you rooting for the dipshit-teenager-eating crocodile.
UNCENSORED trailer, we might add. See? That's an UNCENSORED shitty-CGI crocodile. You're WELCOME.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Whose rock-hard nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)
You know what? we're not even gonna wreck it for ya. We're gonna make you guess... and her boobs looked great in "Devil's Advocate"
Hamptons Partyers Hear Dennis Rodman Having Sex (The Hoop Doctors)
Bailey Rose ...has a really nice nose...and ass and boobs (Freakshow Planet)
The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)
Brynn Tyler is playing with herself poolside. Because she SHOULD (z0d)
Best Getaway Vehicles for Pulling a Heist (Sub5Zero)
Lindsay Marie is all bent over, showcasing her outstanding dumper (Dailyniner)
10 Artists Who’ll Never Come Back (Smoking Section)
Ouch: 'Amazing Race' Contestant Takes Watermelon To The Face (Warming Glow)
16 Pictures Of People Getting Hit In The Face With Balls (Banned In HollyWood)
The Seven Worst Types of College Professors (BroBible)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)
Woo! LIMP BIZKIT is back, bitches! Everybody break stuff! Or don't. It's your mess.
Oddly, the band is out on tour promoting an album that hasn't been released yet. Aren't you supposed to release the thing and THEN tour? Just sayin.
Moving over to Seattle we see Lips from Canadian legends ANVIL rockin' a vibrator better than Jenna Jameson on her best day:
Mmmm... Jenna Jameson. Someone said Anvil, or something...before... right?
But wait! There's More! You pay the shipping and we'll send YOU the boobies absolutely FREE!
Is there anyone who DOESN'T know who adult starlet Jesse Jane is?
How could you not? We interviewed her seven years ago after her first video. Goddamn, was it THAT long ago?
Romanians women don't like bikinis. Just ask Donna Bell, the Romanian woman who can't wait to get out of hers
and once she's naked, she makes a lonely vibrator feel happy. Yes. Vibrators have feelings too.
21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".
Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Weekends are for waving good-bye to your pants! and for hooking up with hotties at the local public pool
Boyfriend? Shmoyfriend, that's what happens when you leave your hot-as-hell girlfriend unattended. Silly rabbit, adultery is for adults.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
A one year-old little girl overhears a screaming phone conversation and a week later decides to parrot what she heard:
Oh, this should make all the parents in the crowd feel all warm and fuzzy. "shut up, you fucking bitch"... is so eloquent.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of KITTY JANE and NINA:
RateMyWOW: NINA
RateMyWOW: KITTY JANE
The most trailer for The Social Network which is based on Ben Mezrich's book, The Accidental Billionaires, The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal will make you think...
...think about making a few enemies to make a few billion dollars.
Oksana Might Be Lying about Mel Gibson (WWTDD)
Whose Amazing Young Nubile boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
OK, so she hasn't made a sex tape... but she looks amazing in a bikini and she's going to be in GREEN LANTERN... Crap, I think we just gave it away.
The 40 Greatest Movies About the Summer (BroBible)
Lara Leverence in Leopard Panties...and Leather Boots...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)
Tommie Jo MIght have a Guy's Name, but she's got one hell of a Girl's Body (Dailyniner)
If Mel Gibson Was a Script Editor (vid) (FilmDrunk)
LeBron Comes Out of the Closet (With Leather)
Beth Williams is Breaking Free From her Silk Bathrobe (z0d)
Urinating in the Yard. Slapping a Child. A Mother's Work is Never Done (Noob Dad)
Wine-filled Bra Gives New Meaning to the Phrase “Nice Rack” (Campus Socialite)
Deja View: Point Break & Fast & Furious are the same goddamned movie (College Humor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Those evil sounding guys in AVENGED SEVENFOLD have a new album coming out (click to pre-order, incidentally) and they just released a video for "Buried Alive":
... with lyrics! For those of you who ruined your hearing by going to clubs without earplugs... like us.
Speaking of AVENGED SEVENFOLD, did you ever wonder how they came up with their creepy-ass logo?
... this interview clip should answer that one nicely. You can see the FULL interview video over at Soundcheck.
It's nice to see FILTER getting back to their industrial roots with their new album:
The first single is "The Inevitable Relapse"... at that, kids, is the video for it.
From heavy metal, we move on over to...*drumroll*... heavy boobs!
Busty British bombshell Kelley Scarlett just got home from dinner and NEEDS to get out of her dress:
That sucker must have been itchy, because she can't wait to get her 32H-sized puppies out... or it could just be a video of Kelley taking her clothes off, and we're reading way too much into it.
This young lady goes by the name Karma Good... Jesus, all the really good girl names are taken... but even if her name sucks, her boobs sure don't:
...and as with all of the videos like hers Karma's assets don't just include her boobs ...she can also yodel. No, not really.
on the complete opposite end of the female spectrum we have sexy Venezuelan Ruth Medina... who likes flaunting her A-cups on the beaches of Venezuela:
We have to assume that if she's going to spend THAT much time rolling around in the sand naked ...she's going to spend a lot of time in the shower washing sand out of her cooch.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
Why sell that old scooter to a fellow Russian when you can blow it up with a big ass brick of fireworks?
Oh, who are we bullshitting? Blowing up shit with fireworks is fun everywhere.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian PERRY and SWEET JANE:
RateMyWOW: SWEET JANE
RateMyWOW: PERRY
The most awesomest trailer for The EXPENDABLES wasn't done by the folks at LIONSGATE. Go figger.
Sylvester Stallone Testosterone-Fests are meant to dominate the box office. Right?
Mel Gibson Hates Oksana & Misses the Lakers (WWTDD)
Pamela Anderson's Controversial New PETA ad (Drunken Stepfather)
Oh thank God for that... Pamela Anderson's homemade sex tapes were getting so boring... Wait a minute, no they weren't.
A LeBron James Haters Guide (FunnyCrave)
Buxom Brooke Lee Adams just busted out of her sweater. Who's complaining? No one. That's right. (Freakshow Planet)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)
Cody Love just LOVES to get naked and play with herself. We Love Cody Love for doing that (Dailyniner)
UPROXX Summer Guide: The Hottest New Video Games (UPROXX)
Eight of the Creepiest Places to Check Into on Foursquare (Asylum)
How come WE never had teachers that look like Brooke Banner? (z0d)
The Old Spice Guy Proposes A Swan Dive Into Marriage (Campus Socialite)
How To Poop At Work, in case you didn't know (Dave and Thomas)
'Axe Cop' Coming to Print at Dark Horse Comics (Comics Alliance)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Yes, he's our buddy. Yes, BRET MICHAELS (who has a new CD to promote) was on The View playing with a very out-of-tune Guitar:
Ten bucks says some roadie got beaten with that guitar as soon as they went to commercial.
From poorly-tuned guitars to nicely-tuned ta-ta's...
Sexy Czech Carol Goldenerova doesn't know a thing about fixing cars, but she's got a socket wrench and really big boobs:
So we're going to drop our car off and pray for the best... if Carol spends the whole time feeling herself up... we'll be OK with never driving our shitbox again.
Busty brunette Carmella Bing must be in a really tight bikini... cuz she's got to cover herself in baby oil to get out of the thing:
...or are we missing the point entirely? Watch Carmella's whole raunchy scene in Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...and decide for yourself, pal.
What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?
Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
