Gisele Dances Under Black Lights with FOUNDRY

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


You can pick up Retooled by FOUNDRY at the following online music outlets:
iTunes:


Amazon

Napster

It's everywhere. It's like herpes. Without the lip sores.

You can also see Gisele in these videos:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele will never break the Chain
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is The One
FOUNDRY CAMS: Lollipop Girls Rock Out To Framing Hanley
FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel - A Cam Girl Christmas Compilation
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Shows off her new F*CK ME shirt and animal print bra



OK, now scram... don't you have music to purchase?

Drunk on a city bench, Crab Vending Machine, the Origin of Scorpion, FOUNDRY on Sports TV, Karissa Shannon is sloppy-sexy, Satriani LIVE in London Megadeth and SLAYER, New Foundry Cams Video

After striking out at the bars all night you spot this lovely on a city bench...

hey boyfriend dumped her ass there and left her... she's RIGHT where you need her to be, fella. Now scoop her up and bring a puke rag

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

...and topping the list of shit we're NEVER going to eat from a vending machine...

LIVE CRAB. NEVER.

Are you one of the gazillions of people who wonder about the backstory of Scorpion from MORTAL KOMBAT?

Well you're not alone. This fire-breathing spear-chucker wasn't always such a meanie. MORTAL KOMBAT: Scorpion is coming soon!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Talk about ego-stroking-AWESOME...'Pendulum' from FOUNDRY 'Retooled' showed up on TV the other night:

Thanks to the guys at Monday Evening Quarterback for having excellent taste in music...

Now, the REAL question is ... DO YOU have Awesome taste in music?
FOUNDRY: Retooled EP - on Sale now!


Karissa Shannon is Bloated and Sloppy (Drunken Stepfather)

But that shouldn't stop you...from buying the just-released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' sex tape


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Top 49 Men of 2010 (Ask Men)

Erin Montgomery Enjoys Rubbing her nude body. We wouldn't mind rubbing it either (z0d)

Georgia Jones is not remotely shy about showing off her hairless peach (Dailyniner)

Top Ten NFL Douchebags (Top Ten NFL Douchebags)

Amy Reid has really big boobs...and a small bikini...and really big boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Heat Vision and Jack: The Greatest Show That Never Was (FunnyCrave)

Iron Man Classic Pinball for Your Dude Den (The Bachelor Guy)

Sexy Vampirenes at Bran Castle (Bullz-Eye)

Scarlett Johansson Photo Gallery (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our guitar-shredding bald-headed pal JOE SATRIANI is on tour now click for tickets and this footage comes right out of London:

Satch is out promoting Black Swans & Wormhole Wizards.

Don't be an ass. Pick up Satch's new disc.

On the final night of the Jägermeister Fall Music Tour MEGADETH brought out SLAYER (and former-MEGADETH) guitarist Kerry King on stage:

...to play "Rattlehead" which they hadn't played in 26 years... who wants to bet some guys were practicing for a while?

The teaser trailer for Wes Craven's latest SCREAM sequel is online:

SCREAM re-defined the horror genre... will SCREAM 4 ruin it? I guess we'll see

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

ALL-American beauty Alexis Texas has to free herself from her constrictive bra:

So that she may diddle freely without that bulky lingerie getting in the way Diddle Alexis! Diddle Alexis until your hands go numb!

Busty Kelley Scarlett is half Trinidadian and half Irish, and if her boobs were any bigger, she'd be walking around bent over.

Watch what happens when Kelley loses that pesky pink top only at I Love Bitties!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Inconsiderate Old Lady Gets Run Over, Butterfingers Rescue, Mystery Ass in Jeans, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and Mike Portnoy, New music from ALL THAT REMAINS, Natasha Nice, Tessa Taylor are Tasty

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

The world's most inconsiderate old lady saunters behind a van and gets run over...

Totally ruined the paint job on that van's bumper. We don't blame the guy one bit for not stopping.

A would-be suicide jumper is saved by rescue workers...

Unfortunately, old 'Butterfingers McGee' was on duty that day and dropped the poor bastard, who wound up breaking his legs from the fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose married ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh come on guess, now... this foxey lady is more than meets the eye... what? Too much? Damn.

Entourage Subplot Generator (HEAVY)

Playboy's Nicole Violet Albright has lots of names, and one hell of a body (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cali Lakai...hard to pronounce, easy on the eyes (z0d)

I’d Like To Tap That….Keg !! (Dave and Thomas)

Victoria White peels herself out of her Rainbow Bikini (Dailyniner)

Amazing Mash-Up Alert: Morpheus Explains Matrix To The Dude (FilmDrunk)

Picture of the Day (Snooki Reading "Power") (Warming Glow)

The 35 Dirtiest Vanity Plates Of All Time (Sub5Zero)

The 14 Sexiest 3D Magazine Pictorials (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

Saaay, is that AVENGED SEVENFOLD playing LIVE with former DREAM THEATER drummer Mike Portnoy? (click to get tickets, by the way)

Oh, my gosh-golly-goodness, it IS! Wonder who's going to wind up playing drums in Dream Theater now...

The latest single from ALL THAT REMAINS will make you want to punch kittens:

Oh no! Punch Kittens? Who would DO such a thing? Well, people listening to ATR, perhaps.

Quick! Look over here! In the unemployment line! It's a bird! It's a plane! Its...

adult starlet Natasha Nice... oiling up her boobs:

Poor Girl. She must have ashy boobs. the full, uncut Natasha Nice scene in BIG WET TITS 4 - on demand now. Wait, Ashy Boobs? Who has those?

In the following clip 18 year-old Tessa Taylor shows off her juicy rump:

Only thing is... Tessa Taylor is really 20 and can suck a bowling ball through a curly straw. Suspend disbelief, you gigolo.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Awful Lake Placid 3 trailer, Mystery Nips, Welcome Back LIMP BIZKIT, ANVIL rocks the Dildo, Jesse Jane Montage, Donna Bell and her itchy Bikini

Psst. You, over there... take a good look at the ass on the lady standing in front of you

Married, Shmarried. Conk her fella over the head and give her a good Rogering. You see, 'Rogering' is an old Hebrew word for 'Bunghole Adventuring'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

The trailer for LAKE PLACID 3 will have you rooting for the dipshit-teenager-eating crocodile.

UNCENSORED trailer, we might add. See? That's an UNCENSORED shitty-CGI crocodile. You're WELCOME.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose rock-hard nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

You know what? we're not even gonna wreck it for ya. We're gonna make you guess... and her boobs looked great in "Devil's Advocate"

Hamptons Partyers Hear Dennis Rodman Having Sex (The Hoop Doctors)

Bailey Rose ...has a really nice nose...and ass and boobs (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Brynn Tyler is playing with herself poolside. Because she SHOULD (z0d)

Best Getaway Vehicles for Pulling a Heist (Sub5Zero)

Lindsay Marie is all bent over, showcasing her outstanding dumper (Dailyniner)

10 Artists Who’ll Never Come Back (Smoking Section)

Ouch: 'Amazing Race' Contestant Takes Watermelon To The Face (Warming Glow)

16 Pictures Of People Getting Hit In The Face With Balls (Banned In HollyWood)

The Seven Worst Types of College Professors (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

Woo! LIMP BIZKIT is back, bitches! Everybody break stuff! Or don't. It's your mess.

Oddly, the band is out on tour promoting an album that hasn't been released yet. Aren't you supposed to release the thing and THEN tour? Just sayin.

Moving over to Seattle we see Lips from Canadian legends ANVIL rockin' a vibrator better than Jenna Jameson on her best day:

Mmmm... Jenna Jameson. Someone said Anvil, or something...before... right?

But wait! There's More! You pay the shipping and we'll send YOU the boobies absolutely FREE!

Is there anyone who DOESN'T know who adult starlet Jesse Jane is?

How could you not? We interviewed her seven years ago after her first video. Goddamn, was it THAT long ago?

Romanians women don't like bikinis. Just ask Donna Bell, the Romanian woman who can't wait to get out of hers

and once she's naked, she makes a lonely vibrator feel happy. Yes. Vibrators have feelings too.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Quantas Engine Explodes, MEGADETH thrown for a loop in San Francisco, STONE SOUR release Party, New 10 YEARS video, Heather Vandeven gets naked Slowly, Jessica Sweet Has Oily Boobs

It's the middle of the week you should pick up your unemployment check and fornicate with a fellow non-worker... because what else do you have going on?

Exactly. Nothing. Losing Jobs and Nailing Friendly strangers. That's what being an adult is all about.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

If you get a little worried when you're on a long-ass plane trip...

then this video of a Quantas 747 Engine exploding mid-air should have the brownies flowing freely from your shorts.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

because we're oh-so-goddamn proud of ourselves...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Demi Moore has held up well. Dayum. (Drunken Stepfather)

And Goddamn...Demi Moore has enjoyed getting naked on camera a number of times. Hats off to Demi, and all MILFs like you...

5 Ways to Ease the Pain of a Heavy Workload (The Campus Socialite)

Tiffany Ryan has obnoxiously huge boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Jane is topless and pale skinned and...umm...what? (z0d)

5 Reasons Sports Will Suck For Our Kids (Smoking Jacket)

Hey Hey, it's Amber Haye! (Dailyniner)

‘Eastbound & Down’ Season 2 Preview (Warming Glow)

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless In 3D (The Frisky)

The 17 T-Shirts Every College Student Owns (Brobible)

50 Yahoo Answers Fails (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

The other night in San Francisco, Lars Ulrich from METALLICA makes a last-minute request to MEGADETH's Dave Mustaine:

...and the band launches into a song they haven't played in years... or EVER with the current lineup. Nice, right?

Incidentally, the new MEGADETH DVD - 'Rust In Peace LIVE' is available on September 7th:

Corey Taylor and STONE SOUR had a NYC release party for their new disc 'Audio Secrecy':

And they ripped into a long-ass set, including "Say You'll Haunt Me", the first single off the new disc.

Speaking of the new album, Audio Secrecy (CD/DVD), you can order it online here (*cough* shameless plug *cough*):

Those wacky boys in 10 YEARS released a new video for "Shoot it Out":

We're detecting a tad of music-business-related angst. Just a tad.

From bands we once again segue into...BOOBIES! YAAAY!

We think Heather Vandeven could get naked faster if she only wore moo-moo's:

Are we missing the point entirely? yeah, probably.

Jessica Sweet has very oily boobs... don't worry. It's not a skin condition...she's just bein' sexified:

You can watch her whole scene in all its hardcore goodness in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now... because you're classy and you're worth it.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Spider-Man Arrested in Australia, Mystery MILF Boobs, DISTURBED makes Gorilla Noises, JANES ADDICTION in New Orleans, Angie Savage and her tight bra, Karina Hart's Boob Mold, Shione Cooper Plays Topless Pool

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, gets arrested like no one can:

Alain Robert should reallly invest in a Spider-Man costume if he's gonna do shit like this, you know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

and once again with the congratulatory patting-ourselves-on-the-back shit...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Whose bra-less MILF boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

No hints this time. You guess on your own... nope, we're not going to mention "Invisible Woman" or "Shitty Dane Cook Movie about a guy named Chuck". Dammit! Did it again.

Real Fun with Fake Weed (The Smoking Jacket)

Lori Michaels...looks REALLY familiar. can't place her (z0d)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Animated GIF Of Jenni "JWoww" Farley Squeezing Her Boobs (Warming Glow)

PLAYBOY's Jessica Marie is showing off her bare bottom (Dailyniner)

Adorable Tiny Predator Found In Luggage and Other Animal News (UPROXX)

When Good Cartoons Go Bad (Gunaxin)

Cute Missing Pet Posters (Fork Party)

Man Blows Himself Up Trying To Kill a Spider (Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

You really have to hand it to DISTURBED (on tour now - click for tix):

They managed to make Gorilla noises radio-friendly, and that kids... ain't easy. Go see DISTURBED live, dag nabbit

Incidentally, the new DISTURBED albbum - 'Asylum' is available NOW! We got it. We dig it. You should have it. Go. Now. Get it!

The guys in JANE's ADDICTION have a new DVD available and as one might expect, it's kinda quirky:

It was also taped before Duff McKagan joined the band so Check it out HERE

From Arena Rock to Areolas... eh? Nice transition, right?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is Angie Savage and she's having a hell of a time feeling comfy in that tight red bra of hers:

Thankfully, bras come off easily and she can show off the badass wings she has on her back...and that was totally NOT our motivation for posting the clip.

Why in God's name is Karina Hart getting a mold made of her huge boobs?

because somewhere, someone is going to want a latex, plaster, or gummi-bear mold of Karina Hart's Huge Tits

How is sexy busty Czech babe Shione Cooper going to make a lonely game of pool more interesting?

She's going to play pool topless, that's how. It would certainly keep US interested...and we fucking HATE pool.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.