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Psst. You, over there... take a good look at the ass on the lady standing in front of you
Married, Shmarried. Conk her fella over the head and give her a good Rogering. You see, 'Rogering' is an old Hebrew word for 'Bunghole Adventuring'
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)
The trailer for LAKE PLACID 3 will have you rooting for the dipshit-teenager-eating crocodile.
UNCENSORED trailer, we might add. See? That's an UNCENSORED shitty-CGI crocodile. You're WELCOME.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Whose rock-hard nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)
You know what? we're not even gonna wreck it for ya. We're gonna make you guess... and her boobs looked great in "Devil's Advocate"
Hamptons Partyers Hear Dennis Rodman Having Sex (The Hoop Doctors)
Bailey Rose ...has a really nice nose...and ass and boobs (Freakshow Planet)
The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)
Brynn Tyler is playing with herself poolside. Because she SHOULD (z0d)
Best Getaway Vehicles for Pulling a Heist (Sub5Zero)
Lindsay Marie is all bent over, showcasing her outstanding dumper (Dailyniner)
10 Artists Who’ll Never Come Back (Smoking Section)
Ouch: 'Amazing Race' Contestant Takes Watermelon To The Face (Warming Glow)
16 Pictures Of People Getting Hit In The Face With Balls (Banned In HollyWood)
The Seven Worst Types of College Professors (BroBible)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)
Woo! LIMP BIZKIT is back, bitches! Everybody break stuff! Or don't. It's your mess.
Oddly, the band is out on tour promoting an album that hasn't been released yet. Aren't you supposed to release the thing and THEN tour? Just sayin.
Moving over to Seattle we see Lips from Canadian legends ANVIL rockin' a vibrator better than Jenna Jameson on her best day:
Mmmm... Jenna Jameson. Someone said Anvil, or something...before... right?
But wait! There's More! You pay the shipping and we'll send YOU the boobies absolutely FREE!
Is there anyone who DOESN'T know who adult starlet Jesse Jane is?
How could you not? We interviewed her seven years ago after her first video. Goddamn, was it THAT long ago?
Romanians women don't like bikinis. Just ask Donna Bell, the Romanian woman who can't wait to get out of hers
and once she's naked, she makes a lonely vibrator feel happy. Yes. Vibrators have feelings too.
21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".
Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!
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Happy MonDEE everybuddy! The Opie and Anthony Show is playing some fantastic Worst-of bits for you this morning.
WHY
SHUT UP! That's why. Just listen and enjoy it. E Rock worked hard putting together some classic bits, including some clips from the weeks following the September 11th tragedy that you'll enjoy hearing...some of you for the first time EVER. We'll see you all tomorrow... if you have the Paltalk on your computers... you know, so you can see all of us burping and farting and picking our noses live on camera.The O&A Show heads to Philadelphia this week beginning Wednesday right after the show! We'll be broadcasting LIVE from WYSP in Philadelphia on Thursday the 13th:
CLICK HERE TO BE PART OF THE 'O&A CAFE' AT WYSP!
Second, we will be broadcasting LIVE at the TLA (4th and South Street) in Philly on Friday the 14th. Doors open at 5am. Admission is FREE, but this is a 21 and Over event. Food and beverages will be available.The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at the TLA in Philadelphia on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate.Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them.If you aren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Camden, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made from reconsituted hamburger meat (so we're told... we could be mistaken):
CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!
Click the PIC! Order yours today!Speaking of shirts...
(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)...and as long as we're talking about the girls from FOUNDRY CAMS, check out what the lovely Brianna Frost sent us:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE BRIANNA FROST IN FISHNETS!We added another hefty batch o' videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Aneta Buena and Her Big Polish Boobs In A Small Yellow Shirt
Sexy Butt Rubb
Doberman Enjoying The Waterslide
Chris Crocker - Obsessed Britney Spears Fan
Molly Ringwald Topless in 'Malicious'
Booty Rubbing On The bed
Selena Spice Waking Up In Sexy Lingerie
The IT Crowd - Anti-Piracy Ad
Daphne Rosen Busts out of Her Blue Bra
Kate Beckinsale Topless in 'Uncovered'
Stripper Pole Dancing Practice
Streakers Arrested During Canadian Labor Day Football GameRemember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, interview or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:
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Good afternoon, shut-ins! It's time for your weekly dose of weekend update, courtesty of The O&A Show and FoundryMusic... We'll get started by mentioning once again that if you missed any of this week's fine radio shows, you can get them online via AUDIBLE:
DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/4/07
DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/5/07
DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/6/07
DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/7/07New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have THREE new pairs of boobies for you to check out, as well as a new submission from one of our faithful fans!
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWOW: Nikki Flame
RateMyWOW: Kelly Skyline
RateMyWOW: Sandy Sweet
Big Boobs and Pigtails!There's some new clips in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Aneta Buena Topless On The Balcony
Nikki Shakes Her Ass on The Bed
John Rambo - First Official Trailer
THEY LIVE - Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass
Tay Zonday - Do The Can't Dance
Asian Bikini Model In The Shower
Japanese TV: Hurdles On A Treadmill
Internet People - AnimationNaked Lake Havasu Chicks: Holy moley...what the hell is going on in Lake Havasu in Arizona? O&A were checking out Spring Break University this morning, and oofah... orgy lake... Anyway, that's the site they were talking about, so stop Emailing.The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and since Ed McGonigal backed out of his opening gig, we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at a live venue on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate.Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them.If you aren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Camden, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made with the finest Golden Retriever Ear Wax (so we're told... we could be mistaken):
CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!
Click the PIC! Order yours today!Speaking of shirts...
(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)...and as long as we're talking about the girls from FOUNDRY CAMS, check out what the lovely Brianna Frost sent us:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE BRIANNA FROST IN FISHNETS!Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, interview or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:
del.icio.us
Groovid
Digg
Furl
Ma.gnolia
NewsVine
Reddit
Spurl
Yahoo
Facebook
Fark
Outage
..and many others!
