R.I.P. Greg Giraldo and Tony Curtis, How Not to win Portuguese Idol, BUSH is back, SOUNDGARDEN too, VINCE NEIL and ANTHRAX are still alive, Hustler's AVATAR parody, Carmen Kees, Michelle Monaghan

Hey-O! Call down to front desk and have them send up an army of maids:

This is the 'before' shot... the 'After' shot was filled with a few very sloppy married people. Adultery + Hotel Room = Time for Maids.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Rest in Peace, buddy. We'll miss you:

Greg Giraldo. Dead at 44.

You want to impress the judges on Portuguese Idol?:

You might want to re-think belting out that TRIVIUM song.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Top 5 Female Tony Curtis Conquests (R.I.P. sir) (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

KRACKOON. A raccoon on crack. Duh. (HEAVY)

Recipes For Success #8 – Giving Back (FunnyCrave)

Oh her name's Amanda Corey...she's kinda... um, uh...wait, what? (Freakshow Planet)

Best Cheerleader Pics from NFL's Week 3 (Scores Report)

the 50 Hottest German Women (BroBible)

When the mood hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie...Alexis Amore... heh, get it? (z0d)

How To Beat up Bigfoot (Maxim)

Andi San Dimas has her whole hand in her...whoa. (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Alterna-grunge sex symbol Gavin Rossdale has re-formed BUSH:

...and apparently A LOT of people care about it.

Speaking of Grunge, SOUNDGARDEN played on a replica of the CBGB stage at the Paramount Studios back-lot in Los Angeles:

It was for the GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock release party. Hey Activision! Back up the BRINKS truck!

Kicking it back a decade, our pal VINCE NEIL tried tearing through one of MOTLEY CRUE's classic songs:

But the audience mostly heard clicking and buzzing noises. See, cuz Vince's voice is shot. Umm, yeah.

Hey... why not forget about that lame attempt at wit and pick up Vince Neil's new book?

What do people in New Orleans love more than throwing up on Bourbon Street? ANTHRAX! (uh, the band...not the white powder):

We'll always wonder what the hell that thing is on Joey Belladonna's head. It's not hair. It's some kind of feather configuration.

From thrash to ...umm...something that rhymes with 'thrash'

Those wonderful folks at HUSTLER bring us This Ain't AVATAR XXX:

Who needs expensive CGI when you have a set of rubber ears and a shitload of blue paint?

sexy Czech babe Carmen Kees doesn't need much of an excuse to peel off her bikini:

ooh! A Waterfall! Oh...no. here we go again. Someone get her a robe.

Busty young PLAYBOY babe Eve Jewell is making some office furniture feel very lucky:

Stupid lucky office furniture.

So, you like breast meat, do you Doc? Michelle Monaghan has a whole lot of it for you:

She left her dress a little...eh, "Open".

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Friday Links: Drew Curtis from FARK, Rick Shapiro, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, More Traveling Virus WOWing, Don King Video, New Videos

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Good Morning and happy Fridee! The Opie and Anthony Show is happy to welcome back our buddy Drew Curtis from Fark.com. Drew's got a new book out: It's Not News, It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap As News. Also joining the POgram is Rick Shapiro, who you all saw in Lucky Louie - The Complete First Season...and you can see Rick at The Cutting Room (19W 24th Street in NYC) every Wednesday.

Remember, kids... if you want to see ANY of this goodness LIVE as it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE. FlightBenefits, BabyGirl, and Redrum...we salute you and many others this morning!

It's Day 5 of EROCKTOBER, so our own Erik/Erock/Sexbagel/Hawk will be the brunt of a few more jokes than usual this month. Love the Erock.

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a wonderful new pair of nubs for you to check out

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Victoria Cross

Speaking of boobs...

Topless Tailgating At The Traveling Virus: We have ANOTHER video of some of the flashing that was going on in the parking lot of the Tweeter Center for the O&A Traveling Virus in Camden, NJ.



O&A Traveling Virus: Topless Tailgating At The Tweeter Center

Thanks to Sam, we have some great video of Don King's visit to the show yesterday:



Don King Visits the Opie and Anthony Show

And now for something completely different...

(Check out what the lovely Mia is wearing!)

As long as we're showing you the pretty girls of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Hannah sent us:




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We added some fresh fruit to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Dad Scares Daughter...Daughter Scares Dad

School Girl Eats Chalk

Anastasia Cleans The House...Topless

Selena Spice Strips Out of Her Pink Lingerie

Many Girls Kissing - A Montage

Weng Weng: Filipino Action Star

Drunk Russian Coal Miner in Background

Cop Punches Handcuffed Suspect

Saaaaay, check out what we found:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

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