R.I.P. Greg Giraldo and Tony Curtis, How Not to win Portuguese Idol, BUSH is back, SOUNDGARDEN too, VINCE NEIL and ANTHRAX are still alive, Hustler's AVATAR parody, Carmen Kees, Michelle Monaghan

Hey-O! Call down to front desk and have them send up an army of maids:

This is the 'before' shot... the 'After' shot was filled with a few very sloppy married people. Adultery + Hotel Room = Time for Maids.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Rest in Peace, buddy. We'll miss you:

Greg Giraldo. Dead at 44.

You want to impress the judges on Portuguese Idol?:

You might want to re-think belting out that TRIVIUM song.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Top 5 Female Tony Curtis Conquests (R.I.P. sir) (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

KRACKOON. A raccoon on crack. Duh. (HEAVY)

Recipes For Success #8 – Giving Back (FunnyCrave)

Oh her name's Amanda Corey...she's kinda... um, uh...wait, what? (Freakshow Planet)

Best Cheerleader Pics from NFL's Week 3 (Scores Report)

the 50 Hottest German Women (BroBible)

When the mood hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie...Alexis Amore... heh, get it? (z0d)

How To Beat up Bigfoot (Maxim)

Andi San Dimas has her whole hand in her...whoa. (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Alterna-grunge sex symbol Gavin Rossdale has re-formed BUSH:

...and apparently A LOT of people care about it.

Speaking of Grunge, SOUNDGARDEN played on a replica of the CBGB stage at the Paramount Studios back-lot in Los Angeles:

It was for the GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock release party. Hey Activision! Back up the BRINKS truck!

Kicking it back a decade, our pal VINCE NEIL tried tearing through one of MOTLEY CRUE's classic songs:

But the audience mostly heard clicking and buzzing noises. See, cuz Vince's voice is shot. Umm, yeah.

Hey... why not forget about that lame attempt at wit and pick up Vince Neil's new book?

What do people in New Orleans love more than throwing up on Bourbon Street? ANTHRAX! (uh, the band...not the white powder):

We'll always wonder what the hell that thing is on Joey Belladonna's head. It's not hair. It's some kind of feather configuration.

From thrash to ...umm...something that rhymes with 'thrash'

Those wonderful folks at HUSTLER bring us This Ain't AVATAR XXX:

Who needs expensive CGI when you have a set of rubber ears and a shitload of blue paint?

sexy Czech babe Carmen Kees doesn't need much of an excuse to peel off her bikini:

ooh! A Waterfall! Oh...no. here we go again. Someone get her a robe.

Busty young PLAYBOY babe Eve Jewell is making some office furniture feel very lucky:

Stupid lucky office furniture.

So, you like breast meat, do you Doc? Michelle Monaghan has a whole lot of it for you:

She left her dress a little...eh, "Open".

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Tuesday Links: Tweeting Cakes, Bret Michaels gets Bonked on the Head, Final Destination Trailer, Taser to the Forehead, Sexy Upskirt, Jessica Kramer Schoolgirl Strip

Mmm, cake. Who the hell tweets photos of cake?

Women who are dieting down for bodybuilding competitions, that's who. We'll feed her one of these days.

For those of you recovering from that weekend affair with the married lady down the street, we have all kinds of goodies for you to check out... that require little or no effort on your part.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Our buddy BRET MICHAELS WAS having 'Nothing But a Good Time' at the Tony Awards...

...aaaand then he got bonked with a large piece of steel scenery...

Thoughts and prayers, man.

The trailer for the latest film in the FINAL DESTINATION SERIES is full of crispy young people:

How many times can you re-hash the same storyline? FOUR, apparently.

PLEASE Tase me, bro?

yeah, umm Don't get a taser and don't tase your buds

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we said so)

Lindsay Lohan really wants you to see through her clothes (lest we forget her role as a stripper)

Memorable Kids Shows of the 90s

Modern Day Jesus (with Olivia Munn)

Caucasian Ballers Finally Get Props

Anna Kournikova still makes Tennis Watchable.

Who Couldn't Use a Little Vida Guerra

Sexy Game Shows Compilations

Golden Girls Tattoo

Here's what you get with the new iPhone 3G.

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you're cranking it out with Neosporin)

Jessica Kramer is getting naked again.

and that's WAY better than crying and getting thrown out of nightclubs.

This fetching young blond is Sandy. Sandy likes taking her dress off in public.

...gotta love those public upskirt shots

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

POISON: 'Nothing But A Good Time' LIVE at the 2009 Tony Awards
Sexy Sandy Upskirt
The Final Destination - Trailer 1
Shawna Marie And Her Tennessee Tail
Fire Eater Makes Popcorn in His Mouth
Renna Pulls up her Pink Dress
Taser To The Foreheadl
Jessica Kramer Loses Her Schoolgirl Outfit
POISON frontman Bret Michaels Knocked Down by Backdrop at 2009 Tony Awards

 

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Monday on the Opie and Anthony Show: Bill Burr, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Tony Darrow

Listen up, kids - this is our FINAL WEEK OF BROADCASTS from our luxurious 57th Street facility before we shove-off to the main Sirius building on 6th Avenue, so we're lining up as many killer shows as humanly possible:

Tomorrow, Monday, we have on the Opie and Anthony Show:

Our buddy, our pal, Bill Burr will be on-air with us all week.

 

The legendary Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne will be on the POgram promoting their new variety show, Osbournes Reloaded, which premieres this week.

 

Also, Tony Darrow (you know him from his role in almost every mafia film ever made, including his role as 'Sonny Bunz' in Goodfellas, where he got his melon smashed with a wine bottle by Joe Pesci) will be in studio promoting his comedy gigs.

Remember,kids. Friday, April 3rd, is our FINAL BROADCAST from the studios at 57th street. This is your last week to be an audience member, so be there...or be... absent.

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EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE?

Yeah, you read right... the rumors are flying, and we just posted a whole headline about it.


Since I don't feel like re-typing this whole big bitch of a headline, I'll just point you to the one I just did.


READ MORE ABOUT THE EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE!