Drunk Russian Falls Out of Trolley, FOUNDRY Retooled Released, GUNS N' ROSES - Late AGAIN, SLASH & FERGIE on Time! Mary Carey in a Pool, Daphne Rosen and Puma Swede Lesbian Awesomeness

Haleluliah and holy shit! picking up any sexy bitches on the unemployment line today? They're there if you look hard enough:

If you can deal with the woman being married - and honestly it's not that big of a roadblock...then you'll do just fine.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

Once again we have alcohol to thank for an obnoxious drunkard falling out of a moving vehicle while yelling "Hooray!":

Now let's all digital camcorders and videotape our friends doing dumb shit!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!

5 Ways to Piss Off A Girl (Campus Socialite)

Celeste Star will brighten up any Room...with her boobies (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Savanah Gold has really big ...hair..oh, and BOOBS too! (z0d)

Lexi Stone can't keep her hands out of her pants (Dailyniner)

SpoCom 2010 Long Beach - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)

The 21 Most Cliche Dorm-Room Posters (Brobible)

John Cusack to play Edgar Allan Poe in 'The Raven' (I Heart Chaos)

Hipster Dinosaurs (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

After hitting the stage 60 minutes late Axl Rose and GUNS N' ROSES kicked off the 2010 Reading Festival:

please buy Axl's music. He needs to buy a new watch apparently.

...and staying (somewhat) in the GNR family, let's take a look-see at SLASH - who is on tour now (click for tickets) and Fergie from BLACK EYED PEAS played out on the Sunset Strip the other night:

Paying homage to HEART and sport fishing...maybe... with their rendition of "Barracuda"

From Big Guns To Big... Boobs...

Large-breasted Daphne Rosen is interrogating Puma Swede in this poorly-acted scene:

If you want to see the whole shebang (heh. get it? She-bang?) Watch 'BUSTED 2' online now! because you really need to witness the whole thing to get the full effect.

Our favorite busty blond contestant on 'Celebrity Rehab', Mary Carey wants to wish you all a very happy 4th of July:

yeah yeah yeah, we're a little late on this one. Who gives a shit? Look! Mary's Boobs!

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day is For The Humping, Glenn's Head is on Fire, Lots o' Link Love, FAITH NO MORE and NINE INCH NAILS are live, Krisztina Sereny, Lela Star, and Daphne Rosen Topless

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.

Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone, say hi to Glenn the Australian guy whose head is on fire

Apparently, Axe Body Spray makes your hair go up in flames real nice. Please don't be like Glenn. Glenn is an idiot.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Jenna Jameson isn't aging well (Drunken Stepfather) - Jesus, remember when Jenna Jameson looked amazing naked?

Sophia Santi has a big ass tattoo...and she's naked. (z0d)

Hot older women, Playboy & Megan Fox (Toksick)

Devon and Heather are Diddling One Another (Daily Niner)

Facebook Lessons for people over 35

The world's hottest sideline reporter, Ines Sainz (Yard Barker)

Loli Feder seems to have misplaced her clothes (Freakshow Planet)

Insanely Big Boobs Make A Good Tool Box (Dave & Thomas)

12 Pictures of Crazy-looking Painted Dogs (DJMICK)

Murder is Funny (Don Chavez)

'Commando' Gets Blown the Eff Up in 'Action Flick Face-Off' (Asylum)

Walleye Gerkie (atom)

20 Pictures of Nerdy Cupcakes

The Best Original Film Scores Ever (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

Our favorite topless Hungarian Krisztina Sereny is working out topless again:

Yeah, we're SO paying attention to your tricep workout, Krisztina.

Busty beauty Lela Star is touching her naughty bits again:

Thank God for HD video cameras, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, Mike Patton and FAITH NO MORE:

Mike Patton wins our coveted award for the "oddest boy in rock". It's not so much an award as a pile of mashed potatoes with a piece of looseleaf paper with the word "Award" in crayon on top.

Then of course, we move to Mr Trent Reznor and NINE INCH NAILS who will be putting down the stage gear for a while:

That's "Head Like a Hole" LIVE in West Palm Beach.

Aaaaand back to boobies with the boob-tacular Daphne Rosen:

Daphne does a little booty dance, and then of course, we see her totally hardcore after the jump.

From boobies, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

FAITH NO MORE: 'Epic' LIVE at Lowlands 2009
Daphne Rosen Dancing In a Tight Skirt
Glenn Lights His Head on Fire
Rukhsana Oils Up Her Massive Melons
TV News Anchor Laughs During Murder Story
Krisztina Sereny Topless Tricep Workout
NINE INCH NAILS: 'Head Like A Hole' LIVE in West Palm Beach
Lela Star Slips Out of Her Black Lace Lingerie

 

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