Worst PINK FLOYD cover, AARON LEWIS goes Country, FAITH NO MORE going home soon, HINDER going back to their rock roots, Heather Summers and Jennny P go topless

Just when you thought it was safe to leave your wife go to the beach by herself this thing happens again:

Our point is simple... Everyone is doing it... just join the club. It's a lot less expensive than breaking up... 'cuz that'll leave you F-ing penniless.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

After listening to this PINK FLOYD we have become Comfortably DUMB:

You expect high school cover bands to butcher PINK FLOYD songs, but not a bunch of grown men... performing in front of a music store, no less. OOF.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Place your bets! Real? Fake? Actual celebrity boobs? (Drunken Stepfather)


Blast From the Past Models: Ali Sonoma (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Victoria White will totally make your night...and day...and night again...and another day...and so forth. (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Charley and Dylan don't need no stupid raincoats to get really friendly (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Thank GOD the guys in HINDER didn't forget how to make a rock video:

It's all about Tattoos and Ta-Ta's. Ain't it, fellas? Exactly.

After a brief reunion and tour, FAITH NO MORE is going hang it up (for a while at least) and go back to those side projects.

Somewhere in the Nashville distance, Randy Travis is shaving his head singing about his troubled childhood

AARON LEWIS... you know, the singer from STAIND is going country on his new solo album:

...and from droning we go to MOANING... see? We can rhyme!

Not only is adult starlet HEATHER SUMMERS a total garbage-mouth:

...the lady is quite fond of taking her clothes off outside and diddling, which makes her P E R F E C T.

Jenny P from ACTION GIRLS can only keep those army fatigues and combat boots on for so long...

Then they gots to come off... Jenny isn't too fond of her bikini either now that we think of it.

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day is For The Humping, Glenn's Head is on Fire, Lots o' Link Love, FAITH NO MORE and NINE INCH NAILS are live, Krisztina Sereny, Lela Star, and Daphne Rosen Topless

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.

Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone, say hi to Glenn the Australian guy whose head is on fire

Apparently, Axe Body Spray makes your hair go up in flames real nice. Please don't be like Glenn. Glenn is an idiot.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Jenna Jameson isn't aging well (Drunken Stepfather) - Jesus, remember when Jenna Jameson looked amazing naked?

Sophia Santi has a big ass tattoo...and she's naked. (z0d)

Hot older women, Playboy & Megan Fox (Toksick)

Devon and Heather are Diddling One Another (Daily Niner)

Facebook Lessons for people over 35

The world's hottest sideline reporter, Ines Sainz (Yard Barker)

Loli Feder seems to have misplaced her clothes (Freakshow Planet)

Insanely Big Boobs Make A Good Tool Box (Dave & Thomas)

12 Pictures of Crazy-looking Painted Dogs (DJMICK)

Murder is Funny (Don Chavez)

'Commando' Gets Blown the Eff Up in 'Action Flick Face-Off' (Asylum)

Walleye Gerkie (atom)

20 Pictures of Nerdy Cupcakes

The Best Original Film Scores Ever (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

Our favorite topless Hungarian Krisztina Sereny is working out topless again:

Yeah, we're SO paying attention to your tricep workout, Krisztina.

Busty beauty Lela Star is touching her naughty bits again:

Thank God for HD video cameras, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, Mike Patton and FAITH NO MORE:

Mike Patton wins our coveted award for the "oddest boy in rock". It's not so much an award as a pile of mashed potatoes with a piece of looseleaf paper with the word "Award" in crayon on top.

Then of course, we move to Mr Trent Reznor and NINE INCH NAILS who will be putting down the stage gear for a while:

That's "Head Like a Hole" LIVE in West Palm Beach.

Aaaaand back to boobies with the boob-tacular Daphne Rosen:

Daphne does a little booty dance, and then of course, we see her totally hardcore after the jump.

From boobies, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

FAITH NO MORE: 'Epic' LIVE at Lowlands 2009
Daphne Rosen Dancing In a Tight Skirt
Glenn Lights His Head on Fire
Rukhsana Oils Up Her Massive Melons
TV News Anchor Laughs During Murder Story
Krisztina Sereny Topless Tricep Workout
NINE INCH NAILS: 'Head Like A Hole' LIVE in West Palm Beach
Lela Star Slips Out of Her Black Lace Lingerie

 

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