Nicolas Cage Rage Montage, QUIET RIOT re-formed, OZZY OSBOURNE re-charged, Brandy Talore, Flower Tucci, and Raylene Richards all show off their slut-tacular-ness

Make it a special weekend! spend it locked in a hotel room with a married person you JUST met:

Sounds like fun, right? Adultery. It's for adults... and 20-somethings that got married way too young.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Did you ever notice how often NICOLAS CAGE loses his mind in movies?

if not, this montage of classic 'Cage Rage' will give you a really good idea.


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


We don't care if her music stinks...check out those boobies! (Drunken Stepfather)


A chat with David Hasselhoff (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Gina B has all the B's we can think of: Boobs, Booty, Blond Hair, and Boy-oh-Boy do we want to jump on her (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Dylan Ryder is reading filthy magazines and plaing with her boobs... which is what we wish were doing too (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Oh, so what if the rest of your bandmates are either dead or dislike you... that's no reason NOT to reform a band like QUIET RIOT, right? Um, right?

It's drummer Frankie Banali and... some guys... playing a bar... in Colorado.

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On the complete opposite end of the popularity spectrum, OZZY OSBOURNE touring the world, in arenas, with band members half his age.

yeah, Grizzly Bar in Colorado and Madison Square Garden...same thing, really... Uhh, no.

...OK, dats enough o' dat. Let's see some girls!

The gal with the robust boobs is back adult starlet BRANDY TALORE can't stop feeling up her massive rack:

Not that we blame her. If we had boobs like that, we'd play with them all the time too... and you'll never guess what happens when the dopey camera guy shuts up and Brandy is allowed to enjoy some time with a lucky fella.

Squirt-master supreme Flower TUcci is giving Nicole Banks a full body-cavity search in this clip:

as if that isn't enough, a lucky bank robber gets serviced by the two ladies... which is really the way all bank robberies should go... We think so anyway.

She goes by many names, but Raylene Richards is the kind of gal you want to see strip naked right in front of you:

Thanks to some guys much smarter than us, we have a cool program that will do just that!

Our pal and buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Drunk Russian Falls Out of Trolley, FOUNDRY Retooled Released, GUNS N' ROSES - Late AGAIN, SLASH & FERGIE on Time! Mary Carey in a Pool, Daphne Rosen and Puma Swede Lesbian Awesomeness

Haleluliah and holy shit! picking up any sexy bitches on the unemployment line today? They're there if you look hard enough:

If you can deal with the woman being married - and honestly it's not that big of a roadblock...then you'll do just fine.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

Once again we have alcohol to thank for an obnoxious drunkard falling out of a moving vehicle while yelling "Hooray!":

Now let's all digital camcorders and videotape our friends doing dumb shit!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!

5 Ways to Piss Off A Girl (Campus Socialite)

Celeste Star will brighten up any Room...with her boobies (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Savanah Gold has really big ...hair..oh, and BOOBS too! (z0d)

Lexi Stone can't keep her hands out of her pants (Dailyniner)

SpoCom 2010 Long Beach - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)

The 21 Most Cliche Dorm-Room Posters (Brobible)

John Cusack to play Edgar Allan Poe in 'The Raven' (I Heart Chaos)

Hipster Dinosaurs (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

After hitting the stage 60 minutes late Axl Rose and GUNS N' ROSES kicked off the 2010 Reading Festival:

please buy Axl's music. He needs to buy a new watch apparently.

...and staying (somewhat) in the GNR family, let's take a look-see at SLASH - who is on tour now (click for tickets) and Fergie from BLACK EYED PEAS played out on the Sunset Strip the other night:

Paying homage to HEART and sport fishing...maybe... with their rendition of "Barracuda"

From Big Guns To Big... Boobs...

Large-breasted Daphne Rosen is interrogating Puma Swede in this poorly-acted scene:

If you want to see the whole shebang (heh. get it? She-bang?) Watch 'BUSTED 2' online now! because you really need to witness the whole thing to get the full effect.

Our favorite busty blond contestant on 'Celebrity Rehab', Mary Carey wants to wish you all a very happy 4th of July:

yeah yeah yeah, we're a little late on this one. Who gives a shit? Look! Mary's Boobs!

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Wednesday Links: St Patrick's Something, Truck Pushing Car, State Trooper pulls Pistol, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Slash and Fergie rock Chicago, Groin-l

It's St Patrick's Day... once you're done getting hammered and hitting on everyone in the bar, why not go home with a married waitress?



Don't act all high and mighty. you're just as sick and twisted as the guy standing next to you...only you haven't thrown up yet.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

God bless the British. Apparently, they're handing out trucking licenses to BLIND people:




Seriously, how do you NOT see a car stuck to your bumper?

A speeding biker gets a gun pulled on him by a state trooper




Sure, he lived to tell about it, but he messed his pants up real good.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Cynthia Vellons and Klarisa:





RateMyWOW: CYNTHIA VELLONS

RateMyWOW: KLARISA

Audrina Patridge looks better Photoshopped (Drunken Stepfather)



Come to think of it... Audrina Patridge looks better NAKED.





Stephanie Seymour = MILF (WWTDD)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn is Very Naked on a Leather Couch (FreakshowPlanet)



8 Things That Always Happen During March Madness (FunnyCrave)



Megan Voss and her Surgically-augmented, Perfectly-positioned PLAYBOY body (z0d)



Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day (CollegeHumor)



Cody and Jazy are two super-hot blond girls who are getting awfully friendly with one another (Dailyniner)



The Four Worst Disguises Used In Robberies (Gunaxin)



13 Epic Beer Guts (SuperTremendous)



Author Pretends to Be a 10-Year-Old Kid, Writes to Tiger Woods and Other Celebs (Asylum)



9 Movie Weirdos we LOVE (The Campus Throne)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Did you ever just wish you could experience a SCORPIONS concert at crotch-leve?



well now's yer chance. The band's FINAL studio disc, Sting In The Tail will be out later this month.

Now why would SLASH go and hijack a BLACK EYED PEAS show in Chicago?



Well, he's got a brand new solo album coming out in April. It's call guerilla marketing... rock-star style.

From hard rock to hardbodies...

Beautiful busty brunette Gianna Michaels is getting her booty oiled up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Did YOU know that Denise Milani has been Googled more than any swimsuit model in the history of time?



We've never considered ourselves rocket scientists, but maybe it has SOMETHING to do with her enormous boobs. Just sayin'

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.