Thursday Links: MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, Cyclist Rolls Through Finish Line, Lots of link Love, W.A.S.P and Madonna in Bulgaria, Busty Babes Carlie Christine, Terry Nova, Brea Lynn

Your friend's hot mom is posting lingerie pics of herself online and posting her profile online:

This MILF in lingerie is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with MILFs. And you thought the Red Cross did good work...

If YOU don't get the job done...then the Dancing Bear is going to...

You didn't think all those cougars stayed HOME on weeknights, did you?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently ROLLING through the finish line DOES count in bicycle races:

It is a bit taxing on the knees though.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Elizabeth Berkley Cares about Starving Kids Apparentl (Drunken Stepfather) - She also cares about showing her boobs and ass off on film.

Brittany and her Hot Friend are Babelicious (z0d)

Patton Oswalt Interview (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a Pearl Necklace...and it's so not what you think (Daily Niner)

What Our Internet Comments Will Say About Us In the Future? (Funny Crave)

A photoessay: A Night to Remember at the Fisher Price Little People Barnyard (Blog of Hilarity)

JAY Z's Rhapsody Commercial (The Rap Up)

Rachel Sullivan Drops her Bikini Top...Accidentally We assume (Freakshow Planet)

Mudflat Olympics -- Germans Like It Dirty (Asylum)

Ten Disturbing (Yet Funny) YouTube Lip Sync Videos (Gunaxin)

Worst Yet Most Awesome Political Speech Ever (Apoliticus)

Danny DeVito's Naked Ass Climbs Out of A Couch (TastyBooze)

The Hulk Responds to the Disney/Marvel Merger (Comics Alliance)

A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue (Holy Taco)

We're Not Worthy - Bow Before Ron Jeremy (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

This sexy piece of PLAYBOY ass is Carlie Christine:

She's 21, she's from Sacramento, she's got big boobs... and umm, what were we saying?

Speaking of big boobs, Terry Nova has more than she can handle:

Seriously, they're falling out of her hands. How DOES this woman stand up?

From Boobs, we move to bands, Mr Blackie Lawless and W.A.S.P. who blew the roof off Bulgaria:

The band's new disc comes out in October, and yeah... we know Bulgaria doesn't really have a roof...the venue probably did though.

Speaking of Bulgaria, What's with the fainting, Madonna?

You don't see Blackie Lawless fainting on stage, do ya? Come on... man up, Madonna.

Aaaand back to boobies with Brea Lynn and her pierced nips:

What is it about Brea that's so cute? Oh yeah...the whole 'exposed boobies' thing. Right

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

W.A.S.P. - 'LOVE Machine' LIVE in Bulgaria
Terry Nova Shakes Her Enormous Boobs
Cyclist Tumbles Through Finish Line
Brea Lynn and Her Pierced Nips
Unruly Brit Gets Knocked Out in a Bangkok Bar
Carlie Christine PLAYBOY photo Shoot
MADONNA Faints On Stage In Bulgaria?

 

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Wednesday Links: Fiance affairs and the Dancing Bear, Hong Kong KFC serves up Garbage, Lots of Link Love, Sebastian Bach and Jani Lane Live, Christine Mendoza, Tera Patrick, and the Girls Gone Wild

Your wife is an outstanding piece of ass who takes naughty photos for you... better keep an eye on her or she'll wander off:

This sexy wife is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy wives. They're a blessed organization

By the way, when she tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets homem buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This KFC in Hong Kong got busted serving up trash:

Fast food generally tastes like garbage, but that's a little extreme.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Once again...Kim Kardashian's Boobs (Drunken Stepfather) - and once again...Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape.

Tori Black is Wrapped up in Pink (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Alisson, Zuzana, and Gina are piling on one another (Daily Niner)

What If You Were Making Love to Christopher Walken? (Funny Crave)

The 10 Funniest/Weirdest Moments on Jeopardy (World Of Isaac)

Oldest Adult Baby Ever (I Heart Chaos)

Heather Rene Smith is beyond beautiful (Freakshow Planet)

A Day Without Cats on 9.9.09 (Video) (URLesque)

Lingerie Football League Kickoff Preview (Gunaxin)

Sexual Intercourse: American Style - Incense and Candles (atom)

Lúcia Garcia can root for me anytime (on205th)

Ballboy tries to fly at US Open, Fails (With Leather)

The Ten Sexiest Album Covers (FunkJelly)

Wawfully Wedded Wife (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

Adult super-starlet Tera Patrick is having her picture taken:

but it's not like a high school picture...these are the naughty ones... the non-clothed kind.

Speaking of pictures, Christine Mendoza is posing for a few:

It's a sunny day, so why not roll around in the grass with your butt up in the air, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in BIG & RICH who were jamming with Sebastian Bach in Canada:

Don't look so confused, Baz... you are the Youth Gone Wild... or you were, at one point.

Remember Jani Lane from WARRANT? He's still kicking around:

That's Jani doing "Machine Gun" at the House of Blues in Hollywood.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Renna:

She rubs the lotion on her skin, or else she... gets more lotion. No way we're getting the hose out.

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Christine Mendoza - Summer Strip
Sebastian Bach with BIG & RICH: 'Youth Gone Wild' LIVE in Canada
Tera Patrick Nude Photo Shoot
Jani Lane: 'Machine Gun' LIVE in Hollywood
Renna Rubs the Lotion On Her Boobs
Mike Silverman - aka 'That1Guy' - 'ButtMachine' LIVE in Vancouver
Two Blond College Babes Making Out With Each Other
Caught on Video: Hong Kong KFC Serves Food From Trash

 

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Tuesday Links: Groping Groupies, Dancing Bears, Lots of Link Love, More site updates and improvements

So we moved our servers, doubled-up on hard drive space and bandwidth, and now our programming guru, FMJEFF is making everything work behind the scenes... while he does that, we do this...

Didn't you want to be a rock star when you were a kid? musicians get all the groupies:

This groupie grope session is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with and groping of groupies.

Of course, you could always hit the gym, and get a job as a Dancing Bear.

you could be the rock star of the bachelorette scene... and every willing bridesmaid could be your groupie.

Tuesday Link Love Session:
(Because we gots lots of friends, you know)

Kayden Kross on Blow Jobs (Drunken Stepfather) - KAYDEN KROSS knows ALL about Blow Jobs, Dag Nabbit.

Anetta Keys Pulls Off her Short Shorts (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Emerson has an Outstanding Ass (Daily Niner)

Singing Kitties! (Link Dork)

Summer 2009: The Best of the Blogosphere

WTF? A Louis Vuitton Styled House in Mexico (DJMICK)

Nika is one hell of a catch... in those fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Spends Lottery Winnings on Coke, Implants, and Booze (Blog Of Hilarity)

Teacher Turns to Porn After Losing Her Job (Don Chavez)

Dangerous Condom Applicator (College Humor)

Mario Kart: The Movie Trailer (Buzzcuts)

Judging An Album By Its Cover: Persona by Queen Latifah

The Ten Most Hated People on Facebook

Prostitute Mickey (in honor of the Marvel/Disney News) (atom)

Levar Burton: Reading Is Dead (Screen Junkies)

21 Most Epic Disney Marvel Crossover Images

From Lots of links, we look toward our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

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Monday Links: Monday Links: Weee're Back...and Better than ever... mostly, Messy Motel Sheets, Link Love, and More

Happy friggin' Monday everyone. We spent the weekend moving our servers to a whole new facility... and doubled our bandwidth in the process... shit be loading FAST now! Stay tuned for a bunch of improvements, but for now, our own FMJEFF is still working on getting things set up behind-the-scenes, but we're full steam ahead!

As usual, we hope you enjoyed your weekend filled with deviant behavior.

This messy hotel room bed is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs on hotel room beds. Support their organization. Have a fling

Link Love for the day:
(But your smug, shitty attitude is. How's about lightening up?)

Kim Kardashian has some big ass titties (Kim also likes making homemade sex tapes)

Veronika Simon is Stunning (z0d)

Featured Model: Angie (Bullz-Eye)

"It's a Trap" - 50 Pics of Admiral Ackbar (LinkDork)

Lexxi Tyler in the hottest Bikini you ever did see... until she takes it off (Freakshow Planet)

Dylan Rider wants you to Ride Her (Daily Niner)

4 reasons winning the Mega Millions would suck (Illuminati)

A Raunchy Billboard from the Czech Republic (DJMICK)

20 Fictional Mobsters (Gunaxin)

5 Completely Pointless Scientific Studies (FunnyCrave)

The Worst Speeches of All Time: Pro Wrestler's PTA Campaign (atom)

9 Signs That Do Not Deliver What They Promise (Blog Of Hilarity)

It's a Stripper Pole for Kids (Dave & Thomas)

College Football's 40 Hottest Fanbases (Bleacher Report)

Anatomy of a Bikini Car Wash (Holy Taco)

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs and the Dancing Bear, Drunk Guy Can't find His Shoes, Lots of Link Love, MR BIG and CHICKENFOOT live, 2012 Trailer, Riley Evans Driving Topless, Aria Giovanni vs. the Beer Bong

Did your romantic weekend getaway fall through? That's what hotel rooms and sexy coworkers are for, folks. It's Friday... throw out some of those pick-up lines and see if they work.

This classy hotel room is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs in classy hotel rooms. We're positive the room isn't going to look like that in the morning.

And you'd better work fast, fella...because if YOU don't muster up the courage she'll be bending over for the Dancing Bear.

...because cute, married co-workers need love too...and they know where to get it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Wow. You ever been SO drunk that you can't find your shoes?

This guy is... and his flip-flop is right in front of him.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Katie Price is working out with MMA Fighters (Drunken Stepfather) - Oh Katie, when will you make another Sex Tape?

Alyssa Reece is REALLY naked. (z0d)

A Chat with director Adam McKay of Anchor Man, Talladega Nights and Step Brothers (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a little Fuzz on her peach... Get it? Fuzz? Peach? (Daily Niner)

The Snuggie Sutra...how to screw in a Snuggie (Made Man)

Holy smokes, Alina Vacariu is good-looking (on 205th)

U.K. Cops Will Rob You for Your Own Good (Asylum)

Nicole Graves is Naked and one with Nature... cuz there's rocks. (Freakshow Planet)

Bestest Fat Girl Faceplant EVER (Don Chavez)

Hey Stinky Ass...there's a Deodorant for YOU!

How To Do A Striptease...for the Ladies... (LemonDrop)

ARMORED: Film Trailer (FILM DRUNK)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This sexy Czech is Sonia Red:

...and when she's not being deflowered on film, she's getting really classy nude photos of herself taken.

Large-breasted blond starlet Riley Evans is going for a drive with her top down:

Get it? Driving topless? With her top down? Ehh, puns suck.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in CHICKENFOOT - who are touring now:

Hagar, Satriani, Smith, and Anthony rocked the Beacon Theater in New York City...and they're coming to your town soon.

As long as we're on this talented-musician theme, let's check out The Reunited MR BIG live at Budokan:

Go figure... guys who actually know how to play their instruments.

From world tours to world devastation, we present the Japanese Trailer for '2012':

That Roland Emmerich sure likes destroying the world in his movies, doesn't he?

Annd back to boobies...and beer with Aria Giovanni:

Aria claims this is the first time she's used a beer bong. We think she's had enough large things down her throat that this shouldn't present too much of a challenge.

From beer bongs, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Sonia Red Nude Photo Shoot
CHICKENFOOT: 'Future In The Past' LIVE in New York City
Aria Giovanni vs The Beer Bong
Drunk Guy Can't Even Put On His Flip Flop
Riley Evans Is Driving With Her Top Down
MR BIG - 'Addicted To That Rush' LIVE at Budokan
Alexis Ford Loses Her Lace Lingerie
2012 Trailer - Japanese Version

 

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Thursday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Pitcher Plant Devours Rat, Lots of Link Love, DOWN and MARILYN MANSON live, Cierra Spice, Audrey Bitoni and Nelli Roono

Happy Thursday, boys and girls... feel free to say something inappropriate to a coworker. That arsenal of cheesy lines might just work out for you.

This sexy co-worker is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy coworkers. God bless 'em.

Don't hesitate though, because if you don't act fast she'll be getting nailed by the Dancing Bear.

and what did you THINK the girls in the secretarial pool were doing at night? Sheesh.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoa...sucks to be you, Mr. Rat.

That, kids... is a new breed of pitcher plant... specially made for eating rats...or so we hear.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Joanna Krupa is making a half-assed Comeback (Drunken Stepfather) - Yeah, Yeah... just pull your boobs out Joanna.

We'd like to put the hammer... to Jaime Hammer. (z0d)

Guest Model: Christine Nguyen (Bullz-Eye)

Nicole Dawn Sheds her Blue Bikini (Daily Niner)

Other Poorly Photoshopped Foreign Microsoft Ads (College Humor)

Anna Kournikova Continues To Make Pants Tighter (Don Chavez)

Cassia Riley Makes a Fire and a Bear Skin Rug look Sexy in the Summer (Freakshow Planet)

OJ Simpson & Bob Costas tell America how to pronounce "Favre" in 1992 (Ice Ice Babies)

5 Things You Didn't Know About Ted Kennedy

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This lovely lady is Audrey Bitoni:

And THAT, my friends, is the LUCKIEST banana...EVER

Voluptuous Polish gal Nelli Roono from Polish Busty has Double-J Cup breasts, if you can believe that:

She's got them stuffed into an oily T-shirt, which at that point... is well, invisible.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and MARILYN MANSON - who is on tour now:

He brought out Kerry King from SLAYER/b> to calm the Christian protesters in Pomona, California.

Keeping with the evil, we move on to DOWN who are touring sans Rex Brown for a while:

They're doing "Hail The Leaf" in Los Angeles.

Now here's a cheerful...kind-of...cheerleader Cierra Spice:

Cierra is unhappy with the size of her boobs. We're not. We think they're just fine.

From boobies, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Cierra Spice is a Cheerful Cheerleader
MARILYN MANSON featuring KERRY KING: 'Little Horn' Live in Pomona, CA
Audrey Bitoni Banana Blow Job
DOWN: 'Hail The Leaf' LIVE in Los Angeles
Lucia Topless on an Exercise Bike
Giant Pitcher Plant Eats Rat
Nelli Roono In a Wet T-Shirt

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day is For The Humping, Glenn's Head is on Fire, Lots o' Link Love, FAITH NO MORE and NINE INCH NAILS are live, Krisztina Sereny, Lela Star, and Daphne Rosen Topless

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.

Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone, say hi to Glenn the Australian guy whose head is on fire

Apparently, Axe Body Spray makes your hair go up in flames real nice. Please don't be like Glenn. Glenn is an idiot.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Jenna Jameson isn't aging well (Drunken Stepfather) - Jesus, remember when Jenna Jameson looked amazing naked?

Sophia Santi has a big ass tattoo...and she's naked. (z0d)

Hot older women, Playboy & Megan Fox (Toksick)

Devon and Heather are Diddling One Another (Daily Niner)

Facebook Lessons for people over 35

The world's hottest sideline reporter, Ines Sainz (Yard Barker)

Loli Feder seems to have misplaced her clothes (Freakshow Planet)

Insanely Big Boobs Make A Good Tool Box (Dave & Thomas)

12 Pictures of Crazy-looking Painted Dogs (DJMICK)

Murder is Funny (Don Chavez)

'Commando' Gets Blown the Eff Up in 'Action Flick Face-Off' (Asylum)

Walleye Gerkie (atom)

20 Pictures of Nerdy Cupcakes

The Best Original Film Scores Ever (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

Our favorite topless Hungarian Krisztina Sereny is working out topless again:

Yeah, we're SO paying attention to your tricep workout, Krisztina.

Busty beauty Lela Star is touching her naughty bits again:

Thank God for HD video cameras, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, Mike Patton and FAITH NO MORE:

Mike Patton wins our coveted award for the "oddest boy in rock". It's not so much an award as a pile of mashed potatoes with a piece of looseleaf paper with the word "Award" in crayon on top.

Then of course, we move to Mr Trent Reznor and NINE INCH NAILS who will be putting down the stage gear for a while:

That's "Head Like a Hole" LIVE in West Palm Beach.

Aaaaand back to boobies with the boob-tacular Daphne Rosen:

Daphne does a little booty dance, and then of course, we see her totally hardcore after the jump.

From boobies, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

FAITH NO MORE: 'Epic' LIVE at Lowlands 2009
Daphne Rosen Dancing In a Tight Skirt
Glenn Lights His Head on Fire
Rukhsana Oils Up Her Massive Melons
TV News Anchor Laughs During Murder Story
Krisztina Sereny Topless Tricep Workout
NINE INCH NAILS: 'Head Like A Hole' LIVE in West Palm Beach
Lela Star Slips Out of Her Black Lace Lingerie

 

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Tuesday Links: Geeky Love Affair and the Dancing Bear, Drunk German Guy, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, WOLFMAN trailer, OZZY live at BlizzCon, Blond Babes Tailor James, Kendra Ivy, and Ember Reigns

That geeky girl in the cubicle next to you might be married, but she needs love too.

This sexy geeky girl is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy geeky girls. You'd be surprised at all the filthy stuff they're into.

Don't wait too long though, because The Dancing Bear will scoop her up.

and once THAT happens, there's NO going back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Saaay, that German guy is drunk. Don't pour water in his ear!

Oh screw it, it's not like he's going to remember. Silly German guy.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlet Chloe Canuck:

RateMyWOW: CHLOE CANUCK

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Carmen Electra Looking Chunky in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather) - then of course, there's Carmen Electra Looking amazing in NOTHING at all

Jessica Joy is Just Outstanding (z0d)

Movie Review: Inglorious Basterds (Bullz-Eye)

Taylor Page will give you a raging... well, you know. (Daily Niner)

Ten Memorable Movie Pimps (Gunaxin)

Blond Beauty Tommie Jo is a Girl Next Door. Not to us, but someone (Freakshow Planet)

10 of the best one-punch knockouts of all-time (Epic Carnival)

13 Great Things About Having a Small Penis (Asylum)

Who Is Hotter? - MMA Edition Winner (TastyBooze)

Mercedes SLS Gullwing AMG Supercar/a> (the Bachelor Guy)

1Stefania Fernandez is Miss Universe 2009 (CraveOnline)

Woody Harrelson and the Teen Prostitute (Film Drunk)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

Beautiful blond Canadian Tailor James can't keep her clothes on:

and that's not necessarily a BAD thing, you know?

20 year-old Kendra Ivy wants to be a couples counselor when she gets out of school:

Counseling couples by distracting them with her boobs sounds like a noble career.

From Boobs, we move to bands and the one and only OZZY OSBOURNE:

Ozzy debuted with his new guitarist, Gus G. from FIREWIND, who takes over for Zakk Wylde.

Heavy Metal and horror films go together like...umm, bullets and guns (to quote 'The Lost Boys'...blech), so here's the trailer for The WOLFMAN:

Anthony Hopkins in another classic horror film re-tooling? You don't say...

Aaaaand back to boobies with the lovely, boob-tastic Ember Reigns:

You've seen Ember in plenty of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and now she has her very own hardcore site Hats off to you, Miss Ember.

Speaking of the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

OZZY OSBOURNE: 'I Don't Wanna Change the World' LIVE at Blizzcon 2009
Tailor James Exposes Her Perfect Body
Trying to Wake The Drunk German Guy
Kendra Ivy Nude PLAYBOY photo shoot
Hot Air Balloon Breaks Through Barricade
Ember Reigns Teases In A Tiny Bikini
THE WOLFMAN - Trailer
Jessica Jaymes is Finger-Licking Good

 

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