Friday Links: Cougar Affair and the Dancing Bear, Dumbest Arsonist Ever, Beltfed Shotgun, Five Finger Death Punch Live, Lots o' Links, Krisztina Sereny, Hot Cougar Arlene Baxter

It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The FIRST Rule of Arson: Light the OTHER thing on fire, not yourself

Unlike this dumb Brit, who lit himself, his car, and his friends on fire.

When simply hitting the target isn't enough... you need a beltfed automatic shotgun:

It's for umm... home defense. Yeah, right.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Kate Hudson isn't wearing a Bra (Drunken Stepfather)
...and whaddya know, in these movies Kate Hudson is totally NAKED

Pam and Terri are Totally Into One Another (z0d)

Interview and Photo Shoot with Brooke Long (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Dark has very dark hair...but not much of it (Daily Niner)

Sofia Weber Wants to show you her Hiney...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

Least Safe Vehicle of the Year (Made Man)

5 Completely Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs (FunnyCrave)

MAXIM Girls Know How to Clean a Car (Top Cultured)

The 20 Funniest Barack Obama Photoshop Photos (SuperTremendous)

Letter From a Sex Maniac (Today's Big Thing)

Honest HBO Warnings (College Humor)

The Greatest Star Wars Tauntaun Costume Ever (GammaSquad)

Intercourse with a Vampire, Episdode 3 (atom)

Great 90's Movie Soundtracks: "Pretty Woman"(Ice ICe Babies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Our favorite Hungarian hottie, fitness model Krisztina Sereny is working her biceps and triceps.

Is she getting a workout? We have no idea. We just like watching her bob up and down.

We don't usually like redheads, but hot teen model Daggy Jane has turned our heads:

Awful name. Great body. Can't win 'em all.

From babes to bands, let's check out FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH live in Lubbock, Texas:

"Burn it Down" LIVE at the Pavilion.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to sexy PLAYBOY cougar Arlene Baxter:

Listen fellas, how many times do we have to say it? Cougars need the love... especially the well-maintained ones.

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim!

What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Belt fed Automatic Shotgun
Krisztina Sereny Works Her Biceps and Triceps - Naked
World's Dumbest Arsonist Sets Himself on Fire
Teen Redhead Daggy Jane Plays In Bed
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: 'Burn It Down' LIVE in Texas
Sexy Cougar Arlene Baxter Takes A Bath

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Thursday Links: Biplane crashes after takeoff, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE and DOPE live, Link Love, Veronica Zemanova, Yurizan Beltran and Arianna Sinn

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We happily present reason #1 to NEVER get into a biplane:

Crashing into the tree line 30 seconds after takeoff looks like a real pain in the ass...neck...and everything in between.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Megan Fox has Ill-Fitting Panties(Drunken Stepfather)
...and of course if you CLICK HERE you can see MEGAN FOX NAKED

Bambi and Sandra do some pants-less taste testing (z0d)

The Top 10 Things to Have in you House That Chicks Will Digg (Bullz-Eye)

August is a Gal who we could get with in ANY month (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Kayla Collins is more than Kinda Cute (Freakshow Planet)

Hybrid Yacht Sails 1,000 Green Miles (The Bachelor Guy)

The Last 10 Years in 7 Minutes (Manofest)

Employee Manuals...Probably (College Humor)

User's Guide to Boob Terminology (Holy Taco)

Everything You Don't Know about Whiskey (Made Man)

Left 4 Dead: The retro NES (IHeartChaos)

Top Ten Signs your NFL Team Owner is Nuts

A Review of the Food at a Local Arby's(FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Holy Hell in a Hat Box! Veronika Zemanova is giving a lap dance to a large-breasted lady.

The plot sucks. Just suspend disbelief long enough to get into the virtual lap dance.

It's a boobies car wash with Arianna Sinn:

Those juicy jugs will clean a car better than any Sham WOW rags.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal (That Old Gag)...BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE performed a new song at Sonisphere:

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

and we found a cool clip of our friends in DOPE doing their cover of BILLY IDOL's "Rebel Yell" (decent sound quality, too!):

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to 'Sweet Yurizan' Beltran:

Adios bra! She has no need for your tightness! Her bosoms need to be free!.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

DOPE: "Rebel Yell" LIVE in Minnesota
Veronica Zemanova Virtual Lap Dance
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Performs New Song at Sonisphere Festival
Sweet Yurizan Beltran Busts Out Of Her white Lace Bra
Biplane Crashes Shortly After Takeoff
Arianna Sinn Washes Her Car With Her Boobs

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Wednesday Links: MILF affair and the Dancing Bear, Motorcycle Burnout Goes Badly, Amazing Vocal Impressionist, W.A.S.P. in Finland, Anne Heche Sex Scene, Krisztina Sereny, Maria Swan

How's about you stop hiding in the bushes and make a move on the hot MILF who lives next door already? She's leaving the window open for a reason. Sheesh.

This exhibitionist MILF is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with exhibitionist MILFs. They're like the NAACP... with dildos.

You better believe us when we tell you that if you don't make move on her, then The Dancing Bear WILL...

He's a LOT less subtle, because he's going to get her drunk first.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

That burnout you were doing with your motorcycle WOULD have been cool...

If you didn't almost decapitate your buddy. Sit this next one out.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)

Paula Abdul Has Crazy Cleavage(Drunken Stepfather)
Dammit...Paula, take your shirt off already!

Britney Amber Busts out of her light Blue Dress (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Celeste Star has a stunning Hiney (z0d)

Beautiful Playboy Playmate Carmella Danielle DeCesare (Freakshow Planet)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1985 (Guyism)

Drunk Pumpkins (Gunaxin)

The Evolution Of Stadium Rock (DJMICK)

Haunt: What if your house was haunted by a fabulous ghost? (atom)

Happy 120th Birthday To The Eiffel Tower (COED Magazine)

Hot Mormon Moms. With Muffins (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Say, is that Anne Heche having sex with Ashton Kutcher?

It SURE is, and it's from a li'l film called 'SPREAD'. She's holding up pretty well for 40, isn't she?

Busty blond Hungarian Krisztina Sereny is doing naked lat pulls:

Working out naked must give her a much better range of motion... or something.

From vascular vixens to vocal impressionists, we present Michael Grégorio, who can imitate just about any voice or instrument:

This is "Parisienne Walkways" originally recorded by GARY MOORE.

From high brow (sorta) to low brow (mostly) it's our pals in W.A.S.P. rockin' out in Finland:

They're touring in support of their new disc Babylon out now...

Boy oh boy are we bouncing back to boobies with Sexy Czech Maria Swan, whose 332G natual boobs are so hypnotic...

...that we TOTALLY forgot what we were about to say. Sorry. Our bad.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Karina Hart Busts her HH Cups out of Her Tiny Tight Bikini
W.A.S.P. - 'Wild Child' LIVE in Finland
Anne Heche / Ashton Kutcher Sex Scene from 'Spread'
Motorcycle Burnout Crash
Krisztina Sereny Totally Naked Rowings
Michael Grégorio: Parisienne Walkways LIVE in Paris
Maria Swan and Her Massive Melons

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day is For The Humping, Glenn's Head is on Fire, Lots o' Link Love, FAITH NO MORE and NINE INCH NAILS are live, Krisztina Sereny, Lela Star, and Daphne Rosen Topless

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.

Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone, say hi to Glenn the Australian guy whose head is on fire

Apparently, Axe Body Spray makes your hair go up in flames real nice. Please don't be like Glenn. Glenn is an idiot.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Jenna Jameson isn't aging well (Drunken Stepfather) - Jesus, remember when Jenna Jameson looked amazing naked?

Sophia Santi has a big ass tattoo...and she's naked. (z0d)

Hot older women, Playboy & Megan Fox (Toksick)

Devon and Heather are Diddling One Another (Daily Niner)

Facebook Lessons for people over 35

The world's hottest sideline reporter, Ines Sainz (Yard Barker)

Loli Feder seems to have misplaced her clothes (Freakshow Planet)

Insanely Big Boobs Make A Good Tool Box (Dave & Thomas)

12 Pictures of Crazy-looking Painted Dogs (DJMICK)

Murder is Funny (Don Chavez)

'Commando' Gets Blown the Eff Up in 'Action Flick Face-Off' (Asylum)

Walleye Gerkie (atom)

20 Pictures of Nerdy Cupcakes

The Best Original Film Scores Ever (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

Our favorite topless Hungarian Krisztina Sereny is working out topless again:

Yeah, we're SO paying attention to your tricep workout, Krisztina.

Busty beauty Lela Star is touching her naughty bits again:

Thank God for HD video cameras, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, Mike Patton and FAITH NO MORE:

Mike Patton wins our coveted award for the "oddest boy in rock". It's not so much an award as a pile of mashed potatoes with a piece of looseleaf paper with the word "Award" in crayon on top.

Then of course, we move to Mr Trent Reznor and NINE INCH NAILS who will be putting down the stage gear for a while:

That's "Head Like a Hole" LIVE in West Palm Beach.

Aaaaand back to boobies with the boob-tacular Daphne Rosen:

Daphne does a little booty dance, and then of course, we see her totally hardcore after the jump.

From boobies, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

FAITH NO MORE: 'Epic' LIVE at Lowlands 2009
Daphne Rosen Dancing In a Tight Skirt
Glenn Lights His Head on Fire
Rukhsana Oils Up Her Massive Melons
TV News Anchor Laughs During Murder Story
Krisztina Sereny Topless Tricep Workout
NINE INCH NAILS: 'Head Like A Hole' LIVE in West Palm Beach
Lela Star Slips Out of Her Black Lace Lingerie

 

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Wednesday Links: Adios Michael, Happy Hump Day, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Backyard Brawl Goes Badly, G.I.-Japanese? Krisztina Sereny and Nella are very Naughty

Adios, muchacho...

The world said good-bye to Michael Jackson yesterday. They said "Hello" to the worlds largest Chaffing-dish. Only this one's not filled with macaroni. We think.

Look! Lions Humping!

This Happy Hump Day is brought to you by the fine folks who encourage torrid affairs in swanky motels. Even the affairs behind dumpsters.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Tera Joy and Sylvie Deluxe:

RateMyWOW: Tera Joy
RateMyWOW: Sylvie Deluxe

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey, he said "SLAPS ONLY", dummy!


Teenage driveway fights never go well. Even the fake ones.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your snotty mouth is, so shut up, listen, and learn a few things)

Hayden Panettiere in an almost-see-through dress

Rochelle Minami has a body you would kill for ... well, WE would (z0d)

The 50 Most Bizarre Google Earth Images (Manofest)

Sasha Grey is the classiest gal you'll ever see with a butt-plug in her mouth (Daily Niner)

Ching Chang Chong (LinkDork)

Top 13 moments of people taking a ball to the head

House Arrest with Andy Dick (featuring Keegan Michael Key) (atom)

A solid hour of Creationist stupidity (I Heart Chaos)

In Pictures: Michael Jackson Funeral And Memorial

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that you've managed to screw up all of your relationships, and the only person who will even give you a second look is your frumpy ex)

Buxom blond and bulky fitness model Krisztina Sereny is doing bicep curls:

Not that you'd notice it, of course.

As long as we're praising women for getting naked, Nella's body is finger-licking good:

and quite frankly, so is the rest of her.

G.I. JAPANESE? GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra has a new trailer:

Exaggerated cartoon-ish violence? Sign us up!

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

Stop hitting on your co-worker with the big tits for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Jennifer and Natalie Jo - Totally Twins and Totally Naked
GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - Japanese Trailer
Nella is Finger-Licking Good
Backyard Fight Ends Badly
Krisztina Sereny Topless Bicep Curls
Tased For Taking Too Long

 

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Monday Links: Another legend passes, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Drunk Chick vs. Dresser, Bret Michaels Head-Bashing Montage, Amber Lynn Bach Flashes, Krisztina Sereny and her big boobs

Someone STOP the senseless celebrity deaths!

TV Pitchman Billy Mays has died.

Who else are we going to find to yell enthusiastically about OXI CLEAN? Why, God? WHY did you have to take Billy?

OK, that's over with. Happy Monday everybuddy.
Did you have fun fornicating with that attractive female co-worker and her bi-curious friend this weekend? Remember, never use the top sheet at the motel. The maids never wash that one.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for Load My Mouth and She Is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Brandy Lee and Angel Velvet:

RateMyWOW: Brandy Lee
RateMyWOW: Angel Velvet

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Drunk Chick + Dresser = Yowch

We've seen this 50 times, and we STILL can't figure out what she tripped on. Then again, she IS drunk.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Katie Price steps out with her huge boobss (which are prominently featured in her sex tape...which doesn't suck)

Top 10 Female Child Stars Who Became Hotties (Manofest)

If Internet Commenters Had a Magazine

Drunk Woman Falls With Her Trousers Down After Peeing In Car Park

10 of the best shots in tennis history

The Gap's Ridiculous Khaki-rific Ads Of The 90s

Kick You In The Face (With Love)

The 7 Geekiest Michael Jackson Parodies

Great rum drinkers in American history

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your girlfriends were self-loathing messes. It's not your fault. It's all on them)

The lovely, busty Amber Lynn Bach got snotted and pulled her boobs out at brunch:

Thank God Rachel brought a video camera to capture all of the goodness.

Does Heather Graham intentionally look for movie scripts in which she has to get naked?

Not that we MIND, of course...Just saying that Heather Graham gets naked a lot.

From racks, we go to rock...sorta. Check out this tribute to Bret Michaelsgetting knocked on his ass at the Tony awards:

We totally appreciate the screenshot of the Sex Tape Bret made with Pamela Anderson

From head-bonking to bloodsucking...check out the trailer for DAYBREAKERS:

Vampires, bitches.

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Amber Lynn Bach Flashes At The Bar
Drunk Girl Hits Face On Dresser
Heather Graham Sex Scene from KILLING ME SOFTLY
DAYBREAKERS - Trailer 1
Krisztina Sereny Strips Out of Her Fur Coat
Caught on Video: Taxi Driver Fight in Jersey City
Sexy Drunk Girls get Wild and Naked in the VIP
Bret Michaels - Look At Me

 

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