Oil Tank Explosioin, Sloppy Old Ass, MEGADETH and SLAYER live in Bulgaria, Gemma Massey Nude for the first time, Nikki simms Nude for the Billionth time, Busty Car Wash

Unemployment ain't so bad, you know... Look at all the jobless hotties hanging out at the bar...

Who gives a shit where the boyfriends are... they're not around, so make your move. As far as you're concerned, these gals are SINGLE!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

WHY did the Shell oil worker use his cell phone like a flashlight to look into the tanker?

Maybe he dropped his MENSA pin and he was looking for it. Ka-Blooey.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOWEE. Someone's Ass Got all sloppy. Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

We don't know what she did to ravage herself, but she was a helluva lot hotter as Althea Flynt...and she wasn't that hot


Breanne Benson is doing a half-assed job of covering up her boobs. It's A-OK with us (z0d)

Tori Black is doing this 'Flashdance' thing... only she's showing her vagina (Dailyniner)

Best Death Scenes: Saw Edition (Bullz-Eye)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

In honor of the release of Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria our friends in MEGADETH have put out this clip:

Just like the Pied Piper... led rats through the streets... we something something something something....

Oh yeah. The DAY this goes on sale we're picking it up. No waiting here.

Also in Buglaria were our pals in SLAYER tearing through "Disciple":

Once again, this footage was taken from the Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria release, which we'll be drooling over until it's out in stores.

Sure, what the heck... one more plug won't kill ya.

Metal and MY GOD those boobs are awesome!

What do you do when you got a $100k Rolls Royce and Busty, soapy girls like Leanne and Kelley?:

You put those bitches to work, dammit! and THEN you watch 'em have sex with one another. Duh.

British bombshell Gemma Massey is the kind of girl who isn't used to getting naked... until now. Ooga Booga is this woman smmokin' hot.

Gemma Massey. Naked on camera for the first time EVER. Yaaaaaay!

22 year-old pig-tailed redhead Jayme Langford will make you second guess your dislike of redheads.

Well, she did in our case See, reheads never really did much for us. Till now.

Nikki Simms aka 'Next Door Nikki' and her enormous natural boobs have been an online fixture for years.

And after seeing her in this clip we're officially jealous of the bunk beds. God. Damn.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Thursday Links: Fox News Anchor On-Air Curse, Subway Bottle Smash, Link Love, KISS plug-fest on WGN-TV, Sharae Spears and Karla Spice Get Naked, Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Fox 5 Anchor Ernie Anastos told weatherman Nick Gregory to "Keep fucking that chicken" last night

Why? WE HAVE NO...IDEA...WHATSOEVER.

A shirtless guy with an empty bottle is pacing in front of you at 430am in an empty subway terminal...

How do YOU think this is going to end? Hmmm?.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Megan Fox boring-as-shit interview (Drunken Stepfather) ...and here's Megan Fox not-even-remotely-boring BOOBIES

Erin Nicole has perky pink nubs (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jennifer (Bullz-Eye)

Lola puts a lucky Blue Vibrator in bottom (z0d)

Get A Job! Being Famous For Being Famous (Yep Yep)

Ten Memorable Movie Sword Fights (Gunaxin)

The 10 Toughest Guys in the NBA (Recall)

Kayden Kross is naked on the phone... Shh! Keep it down! (Freakshow Planet)

Oktoberfest Gallery: Beer, Babes And More Beer (DJMICK)

Conjoined Fruits and Veggies (URLesque)

Robot gives Copier a Lap Dance (The Bachelor Guy)

A Flowchart For Writing an Episode of The Jay Leno Show (FunnyCrave)

Life In The Fast Lane: The 15 Hottest WAGs of NASCAR (Bleacher Report)

10 ridiculously expensive Domain names (Made Man)

Swayze's forgotten role: Dirty River Dancing (atom)

Cereal for Real-eal (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is flaunting her fine ass in a black dress:

Why even wear clothes? She should just go naked.

Magnificent specimen and PLAYBOY hottie Sharae Spears is getting naked before going on stage:

You know how some method actors have weird rituals? Well, maybe this is hers.

It's a Gene and Paul plug-fest on WGN-TV this morning as KISS promotes their North American Tour and new album:

ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom. OK, Alright. We get it.

Aaaand back to the booty with Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez:

They're comparing ass-poses to see who has the best booty. Ladies, don't bicker! Your butts are bootiful. Get it? Booty? Full? eh.

Who doesn't enjoy a game of topless Spring Break beach football?

Show of hands? Exactly... everyone loves boobies on the beach!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Karla Spice Shows Off In A Tiny Black Dress
KISS interviewed on WGN-TV in Chicago
Topless Football on a Miami Beach
Ernie Anastos: 'Keep Fucking That Chicken' LIVE News Blooper
Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez - Best Ass Pose
Caught on CCTV: Train passenger nearly loses eye in station attack
Sharae Spears Strips Backstage

 

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