Your mom is tied up, Tommy Lee and the Tone Deaf All-Star Band, New Music and Cuisine from JOURNEY, SLAYER is feeling much better now, Julia Crown and Sofia Saint are Brilliant

Not for nothing, but your mom was left out in the backyard, hog-tied:

We don't want to judge but she's been posting some kinky ads online... and you know what kind of oddballs those can attract. Yeah, us.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Tommy Lee joined the TONE DEAF ALL-STARS and George Lynch at Rock 'N Roll Fantasy Camp

Someone tell that girl on the mic she sounds like two cats fucking... or at least throw a shoe at her. Bless you! Get it? 'A shoe'? Bah.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)


Kendra Wilkinson's ass looks halfway decent in shorts (Drunken Stepfather)

but not nearly as good as it looks in her homemade sex tape... zinG!.


Click it, fool!
Adele Stephens and Deven Davis have a great doctor/patient relationship (FreakShow Planet)

11 Most Addictive Breakfast Cereals (Bullz Eye)

Dylan Riley will get you all riled up ... see, cuz she's in a teensy gold bikini (z0d)

Alexa Nicole is no ordinary hottie. Nosiree, she's got hooves! No. Not really. Chill out. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

When JOURNEY's singer isn't trying to eat your pets, he sings like an angel:

Oh my God. It's a joke. Lighten up, you overly-sensitive maniac.

Looks like Tom Araya from SLAYER was feeling well enough to get on stage in Australia:

He had an 'ouchie'... yes, that's what he called it. Again. Joke. Relax, Chester.

Wow, this is a little too high-brow. Bring on the girls!

Stand back, everyone! Julia Crown is Crowning!

That line would work better if we actually KNEW what 'Crowning' was. Ten bucks says we totally misused the word there.

you may be asking, How many animals had to die senselessly to make Sofia Saint's swimsuit?

We're guessing none. Yeah, none... it's synthetic, dummy.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

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Your old lady is looking, Glass Door vs. Bald Head, Undies at the Oscars, SLAYER in Australia, AARON LEWIS in Connecticut, MEGAN FOX in a jeans commercial... without jeans?

Your marriage might be on the rocks when you find out your old lady is posing photos like this online.

You might want to nip that in the bud or at least start hitting on other women online...you know, tits for tat and all. (yes, I meant to type 'tits')

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

It's just another quiet day in a local jewelry store...

When your day gets interrupted by a glass door you really wish you secured to a cabinet takes out your scalp.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


who was one of a million actresses to wear her underwear to the Oscars? (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's see, what kind of hint could we give... if you don't think of this one fast, you're going to be furious, amigo


Doing the Math: Here’s How CBS Can Subtract Sheen and Still Come Up With “Two and a Half Men” (FreakShow Planet)

Car Review: 2011 Nissan Xterra (Bullz-Eye)

Alexa Nicole has great ... earrings. Yeah, that's what you're looking at. (z0d)

Jasmine Foxx. No relation to Jaime Foxx... is sitting on the counter sans-undies. We hope someone disinfected those tiles (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

SLAYER are the best bunch of thrash metal old farts E V A R:

This was in Australia over the weekend, and EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt is filling in for Jeff Hanneman, who lost a leg in a folding couch mishap. Umm, that's a lie.

STAIND frontman Aaron Lewis was in Connecticut with a rather large slide guitar player:

Aaron entertained the crowd. Chubster entertained the idea of eating a few chickens.

From Shoe-staring to Bosom-ogling, we bring you the following announcement:

Saaay, is that MEGAN FOX in a commercial for Armani Jeans?

If so, someone might want to tell her it's a jeans commercial. She's not wearing any. Jeans, that is.

If you had Double-D cans like Katerina Hartlova, you'd take a break from cooking to fondle yourself with a carrot.

Don't act like you wouldn't. We know you WOULD. Shut up. You're a liar. You WOULD.

The lovely and sort-of talented Carmella Bing has a whole rack full of sex toys... but she opts for... A Banana??

Sure, why go with the sterilized plastic vibrator when you can shove an aphid-covered Banana up yer butt. Not too many lights on in her attic.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




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Heavy Metal Hotness, Condom Application in the Philippines, Ass Shaking in Concert, OZZY does SABBATH, THE BIG FOUR in the U.S. Finally, Angelina Castro and Priya Rai and their big boobs

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Awkward affairs, Russian Subway Dancing, KILLZONE 3 Trailer, Kerry King and Dave Lombardo and Kerry King do SLAYER, NONPOINT does Michael Jackson, Yurizan Beltran, Alanah Rae and big wet jumblies

Why are these two people gazing affectionately at one another?

Because they're not married! *rimshot* seriously...hooking up with some strange would do you a world of good

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

This subway dancer would get SO much more attention if he simply turned...around.

Drugs am a bad thing...so is a mind.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

The new trailer for Killzone 3 will make you want to kick puppies. Or at least your neighbor.

..or at the very least it'll make you want to purchase Killzone 3.

Hey-O Sloppy Fake Tits! Who wants 'em! (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Social Studies: How Social Networking Changed the Way we Live (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Brookes dun Broke her pants... oh shame. they must come off. (z0d)

Kimberly Kato...NO relation to Kato Kaelin. Thank God (Dailyniner)

Rachel Roxx has her hands in her pants. YAAAY! (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Kerry King. Dave Lombardo. Reign in Blood, Nuff Said/I>:

SLAYER = Awesome. That is all.

An unlikely pairing to say the least... NONPOINT paid homage to Michael Jackson :

Then again, it DID happen is Wisconsin...

...from bands... we segue to bikini babes...

Shapely brunette Tori Black is sauntering about in a tiny red bikini:

and we can't stop drooling. Can you? Keep watching the full scene at her official site

as long as we're gawking over shapely brunettes Laura Lee is hanging in the hot tub in her bikini which as you might imagine, doesn't stay on for long:

Less clothes on Laura Lee > more clothes on Laura Lee.

NOw kids, we move to the best part of today's update...Big Wet Boobs:

Sultry young adulut video semi-noob Yurizan Beltran is pouring oil over her huge rack:

and dats not all she be doing. Watch out for the full segment at BIG WET TITS 10.

Seasoned adult pro Alanah Rae is grasing up HER huge rack in a bikini. Must be an epidemic:

Again, that's not all that's going on.... Click that bad boy to check out the full monty on BIG WET TITS 9.


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Oil Tank Explosioin, Sloppy Old Ass, MEGADETH and SLAYER live in Bulgaria, Gemma Massey Nude for the first time, Nikki simms Nude for the Billionth time, Busty Car Wash

Unemployment ain't so bad, you know... Look at all the jobless hotties hanging out at the bar...

Who gives a shit where the boyfriends are... they're not around, so make your move. As far as you're concerned, these gals are SINGLE!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

WHY did the Shell oil worker use his cell phone like a flashlight to look into the tanker?

Maybe he dropped his MENSA pin and he was looking for it. Ka-Blooey.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOWEE. Someone's Ass Got all sloppy. Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

We don't know what she did to ravage herself, but she was a helluva lot hotter as Althea Flynt...and she wasn't that hot


Breanne Benson is doing a half-assed job of covering up her boobs. It's A-OK with us (z0d)

Tori Black is doing this 'Flashdance' thing... only she's showing her vagina (Dailyniner)

Best Death Scenes: Saw Edition (Bullz-Eye)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

In honor of the release of Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria our friends in MEGADETH have put out this clip:

Just like the Pied Piper... led rats through the streets... we something something something something....

Oh yeah. The DAY this goes on sale we're picking it up. No waiting here.

Also in Buglaria were our pals in SLAYER tearing through "Disciple":

Once again, this footage was taken from the Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria release, which we'll be drooling over until it's out in stores.

Sure, what the heck... one more plug won't kill ya.

Metal and MY GOD those boobs are awesome!

What do you do when you got a $100k Rolls Royce and Busty, soapy girls like Leanne and Kelley?:

You put those bitches to work, dammit! and THEN you watch 'em have sex with one another. Duh.

British bombshell Gemma Massey is the kind of girl who isn't used to getting naked... until now. Ooga Booga is this woman smmokin' hot.

Gemma Massey. Naked on camera for the first time EVER. Yaaaaaay!

22 year-old pig-tailed redhead Jayme Langford will make you second guess your dislike of redheads.

Well, she did in our case See, reheads never really did much for us. Till now.

Nikki Simms aka 'Next Door Nikki' and her enormous natural boobs have been an online fixture for years.

And after seeing her in this clip we're officially jealous of the bunk beds. God. Damn.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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