Chicken vs. F-35, AVENGERS Teaser, Amy Winehouse is Sexy and Fancy, WASP in Spain, The CULT in Holland, Veronique gets Felt up, Zuzana is Sunbathing Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The engineers at Lockheed Martin have discovered the most expensive and inefficient way to make Chicken Salad:

Firing raw chickens into the Canopy of an F-35. Mmmm...chicken.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This 30-second teaser trailer for THE AVENGERS is going to make some geeks cream their pants, and some could give two shits:

It's not coming out until May 2012, so get some videos and catch up on your Avengers history... and hope the movie isn't mind-numbingly stupid.

Amy Winehouse is Sexy AND Fancy (WWTDD)


Whose occasionally-sexy rump is in Vogue UK? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hmm, do we give this one away? or do we drop hints like 'Twiggy' 'Cocaine habit' and 'A Rolling stone gathers no'... Hmm, that last one probably gave too much away.

Getting laid is just as easy as showering (The Campus Socialite)

Follow this guide to become the next Stephenie Meyer (UPROXX)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's 2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Blog (Bullz-Eye)

30 Animals Drinking Alcohol (Banned In Hollywood)

Shay Laren is going to throw out her back playing Tennis without a shirt like that (Dailyniner)

Martin Loofah King (Dave and Thomas)

Danielle and Maye are playing 'bad student / badder teacher' (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

WOW. Time is indeed a BITCH. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. is looking more and more like a bullfrog with every passing year:

Despite his amphibian appearance, Blackie still holds it together live... or he's lip-syncing. Ah-Booo.

As long as we're honoring old farts, THE CULT has a new single on iTunes... and they broke it out LIVE in Holland:

Apparently Ian Astbury is tired of dressing up like Jim Morrison and playing with reeeeeeeally old farts.

aaaand from rock, we move to RACKS!

How is it that a busty Czech babe like Veronique/Dominno can get groped on a bus and NO ONE gets arrested or killed?

as if that's not enough, She winds up blowing the guy in the bathroom...and yes, we believe everything we read on the internet.

Zuzana Z. likes to sunbathe naked:

That is all. Zuzana. Sunbathing. Naked. Masturbating. Clickity-Click-Click-Boom.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Thursday Links: Fox News Anchor On-Air Curse, Subway Bottle Smash, Link Love, KISS plug-fest on WGN-TV, Sharae Spears and Karla Spice Get Naked, Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Fox 5 Anchor Ernie Anastos told weatherman Nick Gregory to "Keep fucking that chicken" last night

Why? WE HAVE NO...IDEA...WHATSOEVER.

A shirtless guy with an empty bottle is pacing in front of you at 430am in an empty subway terminal...

How do YOU think this is going to end? Hmmm?.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Megan Fox boring-as-shit interview (Drunken Stepfather) ...and here's Megan Fox not-even-remotely-boring BOOBIES

Erin Nicole has perky pink nubs (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jennifer (Bullz-Eye)

Lola puts a lucky Blue Vibrator in bottom (z0d)

Get A Job! Being Famous For Being Famous (Yep Yep)

Ten Memorable Movie Sword Fights (Gunaxin)

The 10 Toughest Guys in the NBA (Recall)

Kayden Kross is naked on the phone... Shh! Keep it down! (Freakshow Planet)

Oktoberfest Gallery: Beer, Babes And More Beer (DJMICK)

Conjoined Fruits and Veggies (URLesque)

Robot gives Copier a Lap Dance (The Bachelor Guy)

A Flowchart For Writing an Episode of The Jay Leno Show (FunnyCrave)

Life In The Fast Lane: The 15 Hottest WAGs of NASCAR (Bleacher Report)

10 ridiculously expensive Domain names (Made Man)

Swayze's forgotten role: Dirty River Dancing (atom)

Cereal for Real-eal (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is flaunting her fine ass in a black dress:

Why even wear clothes? She should just go naked.

Magnificent specimen and PLAYBOY hottie Sharae Spears is getting naked before going on stage:

You know how some method actors have weird rituals? Well, maybe this is hers.

It's a Gene and Paul plug-fest on WGN-TV this morning as KISS promotes their North American Tour and new album:

ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom. OK, Alright. We get it.

Aaaand back to the booty with Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez:

They're comparing ass-poses to see who has the best booty. Ladies, don't bicker! Your butts are bootiful. Get it? Booty? Full? eh.

Who doesn't enjoy a game of topless Spring Break beach football?

Show of hands? Exactly... everyone loves boobies on the beach!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Karla Spice Shows Off In A Tiny Black Dress
KISS interviewed on WGN-TV in Chicago
Topless Football on a Miami Beach
Ernie Anastos: 'Keep Fucking That Chicken' LIVE News Blooper
Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez - Best Ass Pose
Caught on CCTV: Train passenger nearly loses eye in station attack
Sharae Spears Strips Backstage

 

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Wednesday Links: Mid-week affairs and the Dancing Bear, Reporter Goes Swimming, DOKKEN vs. CHICKEN, Lots of Link Love, Penelope Cruz, Christine Mendoza, and Priscilla Sol get Naked

It's hump day, folks... time to guess which of your co-workers is fooling around with each other

These eavesdropping office mates are brought to you by the people who encourage adultery with co-workers. And you thought Greenpeace did good work.

And if the secretaries aren't giving it up in the coat room, then you bet your ass they're hanging with the Dancing Bear...

That silly bear will violate your office manager... so you don't have to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Reporter David Cuellar-Montero is reporting on massive rain storms in Mexico, but he's not looking where he's going:

into the drink you go, señor!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)

Lindsay Lohan Looks Hot when she goes Shopping (Drunken Stepfather) ..and Lindsay Lohan looks sexy when she's naked, too.

Renee Perez and the Luckiest Li'l Butt Plug Ever (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2009 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Jo Hughes has really big ...Charisma. And boobies. (Daily Niner)

Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal Truck (Dave & Thomas)

Enemy of Bel Air: Best Review of 'Enenmy of the State' EVER (TastyBooze)

TruTV’s Rehab: Party At The Hard Rock = All The Fun, None Of The Hangover (Banned In Hollywood)

India gave us food that makes your ass explode...and the lovely Priya Anjali Rai (Freakshow Planet)

Kibitzing around the cooler: discussing the office prank with the chaps from College Humor (The Minimum Rage)

Lara Afonso is one hot sports reporter (Yard Barker)

FSU Cowgirl Becky's boob...almost (Don Chavez)

Open Letter To The Angry Mob (Apoloticus)

Megan Abrigo of Face the Ace (Gunaxin)

The Shaman at Burning Man part 1 (atom)

US Open's IT GIRL was booted from her NYC Hotel (With Leather)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

The lovely latina penélope cruz is taking her clothes off again:

If you can watch Spanish films, you'll want to check out Broken Embraces (Spanish title - Los Abrazos rotos).

Speaking of latinas, here's Priscilla Sol, taking her clothes off for the fine folks at Virtuagirl HD:

Who doesn't love Hot Women stripping on their desktop?

From Boobs, we move to bands, and DOKKEN who are in the BEST COMMERCIAL EVER:

Protect your Chicken from DOKKEN, indeed!

Aaaaand we move BACK to boobs with Christine Mendoza, who can't keep her clothes on whenever she's near a camera:

If we lived with Christine, we'd put cameras EVERYWHERE.

Now let's drool all over our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grind their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Christine Mendoza peels off her Pink Bikini
DOKKEN vs CHICKEN in Norton Internet Security Commercial
Crissy Moran Pulls Down Her Blue Panties
International Space Station Records Sarychev Volcano Eruption
Penélope Cruz Naked in 'Broken Embraces'
Mexican Reporter Goes For A Swim
Brazilian Beauty Priscilla Sol Cuts Away Her Camoflage Dress

 

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