Paul Stanley's Ears, Gene Simmons as a Lawyer, New Music from KORN, New trailers for COWBOYS & ALIENS, RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, Madison Ivy & Hayden Winters

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Very flexible MILF, Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx in another lame interview, Infamous Chris Holmes interview, Gene and Paul being lame, Brandy Talore, Dors Feline and their boobs

We knew your mom was flexible, but WOW:

She should really post more photos like this on Facebook if she's looking for a male friend... Lord only knows thoe gardening photos are boring as Hell.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

Dean Richards of Chicago's WGN-9 conducted another milquetoasty interview with Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx about their upcoming POISON and MOTLEY CRUE tour:

They try valiantly to seem interested, but we'd be stunned if old Dean-O even knows who Bret and Nikki are

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh. CLICK IT

Click it, fool!
Click that one too!

Like I said, click it, fool!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Anyone remember The Decline of Western Civilization: Part II - The Metal Years?

This is the magical interview with a very inebriated Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. as he downs a few gallons of vodka...in front of his mom

Click that. It's a MUST-SEE.

Vanessa Hudgens is incdredibly uninteresting

And who is she, again? Quick, someone throw hot sauce on her! (Drunken Stepfather)

Valerie and Belle can barely keep their bikinis on... and it's not because they're too tight (FreakShow Planet)

10 Books Every Guy Should Read (Joe Unleashed)

Danielle Trixie is wearing leggings...but their see-through, so why bother, right? (z0d)

Jayden Cole gets awfully friendly with her...umm, friend...and by 'friendly' we mean 'NEKKID' (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

I'm actually very sorry to have to subject you to this, but you should be exposed to it at some point:

This is Gene Simmons in 1984 in Detroit, trying to do a bass solo...ooofah loofah.

You MUST see this entire video. and by MUST, I mean your life may depend on it.

From the same video, we have a shot of Paul Stanley doing his best (read: not so great) impression of Edward Van Halen:

Uh, Paul, it's not so-so. It's pretty bad.
Now, we move on to a bunch of guys (some former and current KISS and MOTLEY CRUE members in the ERIC SINGER PROJECT or E.S.P for short:

They're doing "Domino" from the KISS REVENGE album.

I said click, click, click-a-click-click.



Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in with an airplane cushion?

They both smell like stale peanut farts and can be used as flotation devices.

For those of you who like your gals on the slightly larger (and more gothic) side, here's DORS FELINE

That poor red shirt didn't stand a chance if you know what we mean..eh? eh? Nudge nudge!

...and that, friends... is the way to make orange juice out of nitro glyceryn.

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Friday Links: Friday flings and Deviant things, Polish Driver vs. Snowbank, Leif Garrett is a Hooker? Sophie Monk has Camel Toe, Classic KISS Fight, B

Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before the big game this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw your safety recalls! In Poland, they have snowbanks!




He's 21. He's Polish. He's speeding. He's Drunk... It's the winningest combination ever

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





Sophie Monk is Sporting Some Spectacular Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)



...and if you want to see Sophie Monk totally Nude, just click on over here.





Leif Garrett may or may not be a Prostitute (WWTDD)



Super Bowl XLIV Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Jana Jordan is Jaw-Droppingly beautiful. (FreakshowPlanet)



Jimmy Johnson named Spokesperson for ExtenZe (Don Chavez)



Gia Lashay has GINORMOUS bosoms (z0d)



Wes Anderson's SPIDER-MAN (Dave and Thomas)



Angel Kiss... you just can't miss... cuz she's got big boobies (Daily Niner)



If movie directors did the Super Bowl (With Leather)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (FunnyCrave)



15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)



Ten Badly Behaved Kids (College Humor)



The Lingerie Bowl Preview (Gunaxin)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Paul Stanley calls "Bullshit" on a Gene Simmons groupe story in this 1993 interview with the two KISS founders:



Needless to say, Gene is NOT pleased. We're still laughing.

The trailer for the new BIOSHOCK 2 game is SO frightening...



...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.

The last reason to watch this Lindsay Marie clip is for her personality...



party because she doesn't have one. Mostly because she's got huge boobs.

Drunk women + guy with camera + nightclub = hours of fun upskirt video:



Especially when you add in a girl like Brianna Love and a LOT of Booze. You're just BEGGING for an orgy to break out.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



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Thursday Links: Fox News Anchor On-Air Curse, Subway Bottle Smash, Link Love, KISS plug-fest on WGN-TV, Sharae Spears and Karla Spice Get Naked, Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Fox 5 Anchor Ernie Anastos told weatherman Nick Gregory to "Keep fucking that chicken" last night

Why? WE HAVE NO...IDEA...WHATSOEVER.

A shirtless guy with an empty bottle is pacing in front of you at 430am in an empty subway terminal...

How do YOU think this is going to end? Hmmm?.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Megan Fox boring-as-shit interview (Drunken Stepfather) ...and here's Megan Fox not-even-remotely-boring BOOBIES

Erin Nicole has perky pink nubs (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jennifer (Bullz-Eye)

Lola puts a lucky Blue Vibrator in bottom (z0d)

Get A Job! Being Famous For Being Famous (Yep Yep)

Ten Memorable Movie Sword Fights (Gunaxin)

The 10 Toughest Guys in the NBA (Recall)

Kayden Kross is naked on the phone... Shh! Keep it down! (Freakshow Planet)

Oktoberfest Gallery: Beer, Babes And More Beer (DJMICK)

Conjoined Fruits and Veggies (URLesque)

Robot gives Copier a Lap Dance (The Bachelor Guy)

A Flowchart For Writing an Episode of The Jay Leno Show (FunnyCrave)

Life In The Fast Lane: The 15 Hottest WAGs of NASCAR (Bleacher Report)

10 ridiculously expensive Domain names (Made Man)

Swayze's forgotten role: Dirty River Dancing (atom)

Cereal for Real-eal (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is flaunting her fine ass in a black dress:

Why even wear clothes? She should just go naked.

Magnificent specimen and PLAYBOY hottie Sharae Spears is getting naked before going on stage:

You know how some method actors have weird rituals? Well, maybe this is hers.

It's a Gene and Paul plug-fest on WGN-TV this morning as KISS promotes their North American Tour and new album:

ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom - ALIVE 35 - Sonic Boom. OK, Alright. We get it.

Aaaand back to the booty with Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez:

They're comparing ass-poses to see who has the best booty. Ladies, don't bicker! Your butts are bootiful. Get it? Booty? Full? eh.

Who doesn't enjoy a game of topless Spring Break beach football?

Show of hands? Exactly... everyone loves boobies on the beach!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Karla Spice Shows Off In A Tiny Black Dress
KISS interviewed on WGN-TV in Chicago
Topless Football on a Miami Beach
Ernie Anastos: 'Keep Fucking That Chicken' LIVE News Blooper
Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez - Best Ass Pose
Caught on CCTV: Train passenger nearly loses eye in station attack
Sharae Spears Strips Backstage

 

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Gene Simmons, Joel McHale, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Traveling Virus Tickets On Sale Now, New Videos Online

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Wooo! It's Thursday! One day closer to the friggin' weekend, right? Today, the Opie and Anthony Show welcomes back KISS frontman an marketing mogul Gene Simmons, who is promoting his new book, Ladies of the Night: A Historical and Personal Perspective on the Oldest Profession in the World, as well as the new season of Gene Simmons Family Jewels. We'll also catch up with our pal from The Soup, the one and only Joel McHale, who is going to be performing at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York City this weekend.

Remember, if you want to see any of these really important celebrities LIVE, in-studio... or iif you want to stare at a bunch of grown men picking their noses, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

...how's about we plug this year's TRAVELING VIRUS? Why not, right?

Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center on August 2nd, and more comedians has been CONFIRMED

Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HERE

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of natural nubs to show you, courtesy of newcomer Brandy Magnolia:



RateMyWOW: Brandy Magnolia

...and as long as we're oogling boobies, check this out...

Cameron and Hollie from FOUNDRY CAMS are decked out in pink and tiny, booty-exposing panties, and they both manage to stay semi-clothed for a few minutes before exposing their fantastic bodies while rocking out to "Good Times" by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER BAND)







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CAMERON and HOLLIE IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about putting down that economy-sized box of TAKE 5 candy bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Veronica Saint In A Black Thong

Kelly Kayne Pole Dancing Instructional Video

Kneeboarding Accident at Beaudry Beach

Lia 19 and Alison Angel play Touch Football

Marilyn Manson Loses his Wig at French Rock Festival

Erik Estrada Attacked By Lonely Blue Guy

Sweet Krissy Bounces in Black Bra and Miniskirt

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