Did your romantic weekend getaway fall through? That's what hotel rooms and sexy coworkers are for, folks. It's Friday... throw out some of those pick-up lines and see if they work.
This classy hotel room is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs in classy hotel rooms. We're positive the room isn't going to look like that in the morning.
And you'd better work fast, fella...because if YOU don't muster up the courage she'll be bending over for the Dancing Bear.
...because cute, married co-workers need love too...and they know where to get it. THAT's TERRIBLE: Wow. You ever been SO drunk that you can't find your shoes?
This guy is... and his flip-flop is right in front of him.
That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.) Katie Price is working out with MMA Fighters (Drunken Stepfather) - Oh Katie, when will you make another Sex Tape? Alyssa Reece is REALLY naked. (z0d) A Chat with director Adam McKay of Anchor Man, Talladega Nights and Step Brothers (Bullz-Eye) Georgia Jones has a little Fuzz on her peach... Get it? Fuzz? Peach? (Daily Niner) The Snuggie Sutra...how to screw in a Snuggie (Made Man) Holy smokes, Alina Vacariu is good-looking (on 205th) U.K. Cops Will Rob You for Your Own Good (Asylum) Nicole Graves is Naked and one with Nature... cuz there's rocks. (Freakshow Planet) Bestest Fat Girl Faceplant EVER (Don Chavez) Hey Stinky Ass...there's a Deodorant for YOU! How To Do A Striptease...for the Ladies... (LemonDrop) ARMORED: Film Trailer (FILM DRUNK) I'M SORRY: (So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline) This sexy Czech is Sonia Red:
...and when she's not being deflowered on film, she's getting really classy nude photos of herself taken.
Large-breasted blond starlet Riley Evans is going for a drive with her top down:
Get it? Driving topless? With her top down? Ehh, puns suck.
From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in CHICKENFOOT - who are touring now:
Hagar, Satriani, Smith, and Anthony rocked the Beacon Theater in New York City...and they're coming to your town soon.
As long as we're on this talented-musician theme, let's check out The Reunited MR BIG live at Budokan:
Go figure... guys who actually know how to play their instruments.
From world tours to world devastation, we present the Japanese Trailer for '2012':
That Roland Emmerich sure likes destroying the world in his movies, doesn't he?
Annd back to boobies...and beer with Aria Giovanni:
Aria claims this is the first time she's used a beer bong. We think she's had enough large things down her throat that this shouldn't present too much of a challenge.
From beer bongs, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:
CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT! (and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.) Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION: Sonia Red Nude Photo Shoot
CHICKENFOOT: 'Future In The Past' LIVE in New York City
Aria Giovanni vs The Beer Bong
Drunk Guy Can't Even Put On His Flip Flop
Riley Evans Is Driving With Her Top Down
MR BIG - 'Addicted To That Rush' LIVE at Budokan
Alexis Ford Loses Her Lace Lingerie
2012 Trailer - Japanese Version
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