MILF loves the bowflex, Russian X-Men trailer, 5 minutes of 'Source Code', A few seconds of 'Quarantine 2', FOO FIGHTERS new video, ALICE COOPER live, New FIREWIND video, JOHN 5 plays better than you

Tell your mom all that bowflex work is paying off:

When we saw this photo of her in her personal ad... we were kinda wishing she wasn't your mom, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Well, it's not so much 'terrible' as it is aggrivating:

If you can handle the Russian dubbing and text, there's a whole hat-full of new footage from X-MEN First Class. Yes, a HAT full.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The first five minutes of the movie SOURCE CODE are online and if you're confused...

GOOD. So are we, and we'd hate to think there was anyone out there smarter than us. We're Sooper Geniuses.

The sequel to the film QUARANTINE is online, and while we can't really render judgement, we want to say...

"Get these mother-fuckin' zombies off this mother-fuckin' plane!!! There. We said it. We feel much much better.

KE$ha is a slob in a bikini

That's all. click the pic if you want to vomit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Elisa wastes NO time in showing you her no-no spot (FreakShow Planet)

Interview with the Cast & Crew of 'LIMITLESS' (Bullz Eye)

Larisa is measuring the size of her nips. This is something we think all women should do and take note of (z0d)

Angela Taylor has beetles in her cooter...either that, or she really loves playing with it...a lot (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

FOO FIGHTERS have a new video out, and it was directed by Dave Grohl himself:

Not that we can tell, to be honest. It could have been directed by Fellini, but then again he's dead...but that would have been something, wouldn't it? You know, the whole dead-guy-directing a fuckin' video?

ALICE COOPER just got inducted into the Hall of Fame, so in honor...we bring you...:

A performance from last fall of a song he wrote about ten years ago. Yaaaaay us. Way to go above and beyond, right?

Want to play guitar like JOHN 5 (from ROB ZOMBIE and formerly of MARILYN MANSON)????

Well good fucking luck, because this video lesson will do more to confuse the shit out of you than help you.

Now, most of you know that Gus G. plays guitar for OZZY OSBOURNE. Did you also know that he's in a band FIREWIND?

No? They're Greek. Which means that when they're not washing dishes in a diner somewhere in New Jersey, they're doing THIS.

OK, so that took a while to get through. Who's up for some boobies? Yeah, you in the back. You're always raising your hand. Perv.

Anyone want to see the lovely Autumn Riley rub a very lucky lollipop on her nips?

No? Alright then, fuck off. We don't serve your kind here. You know, like droids...

There's a lot of talk of gals named Bree in the news lately (you know, the whole Bree Olson/Charlie Sheen thing...

Well THIS friends is a girl named BREE DANIELS...We think she's hotter than Bree Olson, but she's also not nailing Charlie Sheen. Then again, what do we know?

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Groping Groupies, Dancing Bears, Lots of Link Love, More site updates and improvements

So we moved our servers, doubled-up on hard drive space and bandwidth, and now our programming guru, FMJEFF is making everything work behind the scenes... while he does that, we do this...

Didn't you want to be a rock star when you were a kid? musicians get all the groupies:

This groupie grope session is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with and groping of groupies.

Of course, you could always hit the gym, and get a job as a Dancing Bear.

you could be the rock star of the bachelorette scene... and every willing bridesmaid could be your groupie.

Tuesday Link Love Session:
(Because we gots lots of friends, you know)

Kayden Kross on Blow Jobs (Drunken Stepfather) - KAYDEN KROSS knows ALL about Blow Jobs, Dag Nabbit.

Anetta Keys Pulls Off her Short Shorts (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Emerson has an Outstanding Ass (Daily Niner)

Singing Kitties! (Link Dork)

Summer 2009: The Best of the Blogosphere

WTF? A Louis Vuitton Styled House in Mexico (DJMICK)

Nika is one hell of a catch... in those fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Spends Lottery Winnings on Coke, Implants, and Booze (Blog Of Hilarity)

Teacher Turns to Porn After Losing Her Job (Don Chavez)

Dangerous Condom Applicator (College Humor)

Mario Kart: The Movie Trailer (Buzzcuts)

Judging An Album By Its Cover: Persona by Queen Latifah

The Ten Most Hated People on Facebook

Prostitute Mickey (in honor of the Marvel/Disney News) (atom)

Levar Burton: Reading Is Dead (Screen Junkies)

21 Most Epic Disney Marvel Crossover Images

From Lots of links, we look toward our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

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Monday Links: Monday Links: Weee're Back...and Better than ever... mostly, Messy Motel Sheets, Link Love, and More

Happy friggin' Monday everyone. We spent the weekend moving our servers to a whole new facility... and doubled our bandwidth in the process... shit be loading FAST now! Stay tuned for a bunch of improvements, but for now, our own FMJEFF is still working on getting things set up behind-the-scenes, but we're full steam ahead!

As usual, we hope you enjoyed your weekend filled with deviant behavior.

This messy hotel room bed is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs on hotel room beds. Support their organization. Have a fling

Link Love for the day:
(But your smug, shitty attitude is. How's about lightening up?)

Kim Kardashian has some big ass titties (Kim also likes making homemade sex tapes)

Veronika Simon is Stunning (z0d)

Featured Model: Angie (Bullz-Eye)

"It's a Trap" - 50 Pics of Admiral Ackbar (LinkDork)

Lexxi Tyler in the hottest Bikini you ever did see... until she takes it off (Freakshow Planet)

Dylan Rider wants you to Ride Her (Daily Niner)

4 reasons winning the Mega Millions would suck (Illuminati)

A Raunchy Billboard from the Czech Republic (DJMICK)

20 Fictional Mobsters (Gunaxin)

5 Completely Pointless Scientific Studies (FunnyCrave)

The Worst Speeches of All Time: Pro Wrestler's PTA Campaign (atom)

9 Signs That Do Not Deliver What They Promise (Blog Of Hilarity)

It's a Stripper Pole for Kids (Dave & Thomas)

College Football's 40 Hottest Fanbases (Bleacher Report)

Anatomy of a Bikini Car Wash (Holy Taco)

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs and the Dancing Bear, Drunk Guy Can't find His Shoes, Lots of Link Love, MR BIG and CHICKENFOOT live, 2012 Trailer, Riley Evans Driving Topless, Aria Giovanni vs. the Beer Bong

Did your romantic weekend getaway fall through? That's what hotel rooms and sexy coworkers are for, folks. It's Friday... throw out some of those pick-up lines and see if they work.

This classy hotel room is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs in classy hotel rooms. We're positive the room isn't going to look like that in the morning.

And you'd better work fast, fella...because if YOU don't muster up the courage she'll be bending over for the Dancing Bear.

...because cute, married co-workers need love too...and they know where to get it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Wow. You ever been SO drunk that you can't find your shoes?

This guy is... and his flip-flop is right in front of him.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Katie Price is working out with MMA Fighters (Drunken Stepfather) - Oh Katie, when will you make another Sex Tape?

Alyssa Reece is REALLY naked. (z0d)

A Chat with director Adam McKay of Anchor Man, Talladega Nights and Step Brothers (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a little Fuzz on her peach... Get it? Fuzz? Peach? (Daily Niner)

The Snuggie Sutra...how to screw in a Snuggie (Made Man)

Holy smokes, Alina Vacariu is good-looking (on 205th)

U.K. Cops Will Rob You for Your Own Good (Asylum)

Nicole Graves is Naked and one with Nature... cuz there's rocks. (Freakshow Planet)

Bestest Fat Girl Faceplant EVER (Don Chavez)

Hey Stinky Ass...there's a Deodorant for YOU!

How To Do A Striptease...for the Ladies... (LemonDrop)

ARMORED: Film Trailer (FILM DRUNK)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This sexy Czech is Sonia Red:

...and when she's not being deflowered on film, she's getting really classy nude photos of herself taken.

Large-breasted blond starlet Riley Evans is going for a drive with her top down:

Get it? Driving topless? With her top down? Ehh, puns suck.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in CHICKENFOOT - who are touring now:

Hagar, Satriani, Smith, and Anthony rocked the Beacon Theater in New York City...and they're coming to your town soon.

As long as we're on this talented-musician theme, let's check out The Reunited MR BIG live at Budokan:

Go figure... guys who actually know how to play their instruments.

From world tours to world devastation, we present the Japanese Trailer for '2012':

That Roland Emmerich sure likes destroying the world in his movies, doesn't he?

Annd back to boobies...and beer with Aria Giovanni:

Aria claims this is the first time she's used a beer bong. We think she's had enough large things down her throat that this shouldn't present too much of a challenge.

From beer bongs, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Sonia Red Nude Photo Shoot
CHICKENFOOT: 'Future In The Past' LIVE in New York City
Aria Giovanni vs The Beer Bong
Drunk Guy Can't Even Put On His Flip Flop
Riley Evans Is Driving With Her Top Down
MR BIG - 'Addicted To That Rush' LIVE at Budokan
Alexis Ford Loses Her Lace Lingerie
2012 Trailer - Japanese Version

 

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: John C. Riley, Free Ringtone Monday, Turn on Your Paltalk, O&A Contests, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

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