Three-way-kissing extravaganza, Sebastian Bach sings for UoA, ALTER BRIDGE and SLASH live in Hollywood, Jelena Jensen, and Rachel Aldana show off their boob meat

The next time you head out to a nightclub with your cronies, try to go for the elusive three-way makeout session...

WHo cares if they showed up with other guys... they're all yours for the night... no, we don't mean the boyfriends

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

Don't make the clerk at the halal-friendly KFC angry...

You wouldn't like him when he's angry. (and no, we'd never even heard of a 'halal-friendly' ANYTHING until we saw this clip)

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sophie Monk and her boobs are making a really cheesy movie. (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jaimie Bernhardt (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica DeSouza is a well-oiled instrument. Quick, someone blow into her! (z0d)

Medellon Con is cozying up to not one, but TWO naked young ladies! (Dailyniner)

Vocab Lessons: Baseball Metaphors For Grown-Ups (How about We...)

Stupid Advice: The Art of Manscaping (The Smoking Jacket)

Uncle Administers Ass Whoopin Justice on Teenage Nephew (Video GOne Viral)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Most college teams have fight songs, but thanks to Sebastian Bach, the University of Oregon has its own POWER BALLAD:

And thanks to irreconcilable differences, Sebastian is separated from his wife of 18 years. Pow. Zing.

Those nifty boys in ALTER BRIDGE we joined by none other than SLASH on stage in HOllywood:

Let the VELVET REVOLVER speculation begin...and end... because Slash has said it's not Myles Kennedy who is commited to Alter Bridge.

...and what would a whole day's worth of rock updates be without... you guessed it! Racks!

Jelena Jensen has very little practical use for those huge boobs of hers:

Unless of course, she's exposing them, then I'm sure you could find a few dozen uses for them...like hammering niails with them

Buty Brit Rachel Aldana knows exactly how far those enormoud G-cups will ger her Next up on the agenda... a brothel in Nevada!

Once again, we marvel at how a girl like that can stay upright with those things hanging off her chest.


...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Pick-Up Artist, Drunk Crying Russian, Mechanic Redband trailer, new music from MR BIG, Shyla Jennings, Jana Defi, and Faye Reagan

going out tonight? Let's help take the guess work out of picking up a young lady at the club...

If she's on the floor passed out and her boyfriend walked out with someone new... she's EXACTLY where you need her to be. Now put your back into it, pack mule!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

What's the Russian guy so emotional about?

Honestly, he's so drunk, he might as well be crying about his shoelaces being untied. Boy, that's embarrassing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The new redband trailer for THE MECHANIC has more blood, more guts, and more boobies:

All of the above make this Jason Statham movie MUCH more gooder.

Speaking of movies... Do you like movies? Want to have your reviews in our MOVIE REVIEW SECTION? No problem. Just Email us with a sample review ... now, dammit!


When will Heidi Montag go Away? Apparently not yet. (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Best looks best when she's sans-clothing (z0d)

Uma Stone...one of the few women named 'Uma' we'd consider doing (Dailyniner)

The Only Other Jobs ‘Dog The Bounty Hunter’ Could Do (Fork Party)

Stuff You Should Know: Pirates (The Smoking Jacket)

What Would You Add to This List of Bachelor Pad Must-Haves? (BroBible)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

After a bumpy few years, MR BIG is back with a new studio album, What If:

All it took was a break-up (2002), a reformation (2009) and a world tour (2010) to get them to take another run at the money. Ah, capitalism.

Let's abruptly segue into boobies. Why? Because boobies RULE...

Shyla Jennings is Twistys Treat this month and with good reason:

ANY girl who just has to get naked deserves some kind of award, doesn't she?

Sexy Czech Jana Defi has 32G-sized funbags, and how she stays upright is a mystery. She SHOULD be falling on her face:

And considering those knockers are ATTACHED to her, she has an awful lot of fun playing with them. Boobs. They NEVER get old, do they?

Pale-skinned adult starlet Faye Reagan doesn't like taking orders from Hayden Winters:

See? She looks so bummed out, doesn't she? What's a gal to do? Ahh, wait...we know...go get a bunch of your average-looking friends and attack!

...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Next Time Around with Ember Reigns

Well, it sure has been a while, hasn't it?

Everyone needs a little R&R, even zilches like us. We're back now, and in full-blown filth mode for your viewing pleasure.

Ember Reigns, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is doing the totally nude and hardcore thing with her own solo website, but it doesn't mean that she can't show off her outstanding assets in a FoundryMusic T-shirt while gyrating to brand new music from none other than MR. BIG.
Thanks to Jon for the editing goodness.

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!

Need more Ember Reigns? Check out her fully-nude, fully-hardcore solo website...right now!

Thanks again to our buds in MR. BIG for the the new track "Next Time Around".

Get their latest disc at Amazon online:

You can also get some Mr. Big online at iTunes

Check out Ember Reigns in these other great videos:

Ember Reigns, Violet Erotica, Love Gisele Topless Montage
Ember Reigns Teases In a Tiny Bikini
Foundry Cams: Ladies Stay 'Up All Night' with HINDER

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Tuesday Links: Groping Groupies, Dancing Bears, Lots of Link Love, More site updates and improvements

So we moved our servers, doubled-up on hard drive space and bandwidth, and now our programming guru, FMJEFF is making everything work behind the scenes... while he does that, we do this...

Didn't you want to be a rock star when you were a kid? musicians get all the groupies:

This groupie grope session is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with and groping of groupies.

Of course, you could always hit the gym, and get a job as a Dancing Bear.

you could be the rock star of the bachelorette scene... and every willing bridesmaid could be your groupie.

Tuesday Link Love Session:
(Because we gots lots of friends, you know)

Kayden Kross on Blow Jobs (Drunken Stepfather) - KAYDEN KROSS knows ALL about Blow Jobs, Dag Nabbit.

Anetta Keys Pulls Off her Short Shorts (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Emerson has an Outstanding Ass (Daily Niner)

Singing Kitties! (Link Dork)

Summer 2009: The Best of the Blogosphere

WTF? A Louis Vuitton Styled House in Mexico (DJMICK)

Nika is one hell of a catch... in those fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Spends Lottery Winnings on Coke, Implants, and Booze (Blog Of Hilarity)

Teacher Turns to Porn After Losing Her Job (Don Chavez)

Dangerous Condom Applicator (College Humor)

Mario Kart: The Movie Trailer (Buzzcuts)

Judging An Album By Its Cover: Persona by Queen Latifah

The Ten Most Hated People on Facebook

Prostitute Mickey (in honor of the Marvel/Disney News) (atom)

Levar Burton: Reading Is Dead (Screen Junkies)

21 Most Epic Disney Marvel Crossover Images

From Lots of links, we look toward our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

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Monday Links: Monday Links: Weee're Back...and Better than ever... mostly, Messy Motel Sheets, Link Love, and More

Happy friggin' Monday everyone. We spent the weekend moving our servers to a whole new facility... and doubled our bandwidth in the process... shit be loading FAST now! Stay tuned for a bunch of improvements, but for now, our own FMJEFF is still working on getting things set up behind-the-scenes, but we're full steam ahead!

As usual, we hope you enjoyed your weekend filled with deviant behavior.

This messy hotel room bed is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs on hotel room beds. Support their organization. Have a fling

Link Love for the day:
(But your smug, shitty attitude is. How's about lightening up?)

Kim Kardashian has some big ass titties (Kim also likes making homemade sex tapes)

Veronika Simon is Stunning (z0d)

Featured Model: Angie (Bullz-Eye)

"It's a Trap" - 50 Pics of Admiral Ackbar (LinkDork)

Lexxi Tyler in the hottest Bikini you ever did see... until she takes it off (Freakshow Planet)

Dylan Rider wants you to Ride Her (Daily Niner)

4 reasons winning the Mega Millions would suck (Illuminati)

A Raunchy Billboard from the Czech Republic (DJMICK)

20 Fictional Mobsters (Gunaxin)

5 Completely Pointless Scientific Studies (FunnyCrave)

The Worst Speeches of All Time: Pro Wrestler's PTA Campaign (atom)

9 Signs That Do Not Deliver What They Promise (Blog Of Hilarity)

It's a Stripper Pole for Kids (Dave & Thomas)

College Football's 40 Hottest Fanbases (Bleacher Report)

Anatomy of a Bikini Car Wash (Holy Taco)

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs and the Dancing Bear, Drunk Guy Can't find His Shoes, Lots of Link Love, MR BIG and CHICKENFOOT live, 2012 Trailer, Riley Evans Driving Topless, Aria Giovanni vs. the Beer Bong

Did your romantic weekend getaway fall through? That's what hotel rooms and sexy coworkers are for, folks. It's Friday... throw out some of those pick-up lines and see if they work.

This classy hotel room is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs in classy hotel rooms. We're positive the room isn't going to look like that in the morning.

And you'd better work fast, fella...because if YOU don't muster up the courage she'll be bending over for the Dancing Bear.

...because cute, married co-workers need love too...and they know where to get it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Wow. You ever been SO drunk that you can't find your shoes?

This guy is... and his flip-flop is right in front of him.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Katie Price is working out with MMA Fighters (Drunken Stepfather) - Oh Katie, when will you make another Sex Tape?

Alyssa Reece is REALLY naked. (z0d)

A Chat with director Adam McKay of Anchor Man, Talladega Nights and Step Brothers (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a little Fuzz on her peach... Get it? Fuzz? Peach? (Daily Niner)

The Snuggie Sutra...how to screw in a Snuggie (Made Man)

Holy smokes, Alina Vacariu is good-looking (on 205th)

U.K. Cops Will Rob You for Your Own Good (Asylum)

Nicole Graves is Naked and one with Nature... cuz there's rocks. (Freakshow Planet)

Bestest Fat Girl Faceplant EVER (Don Chavez)

Hey Stinky Ass...there's a Deodorant for YOU!

How To Do A Striptease...for the Ladies... (LemonDrop)

ARMORED: Film Trailer (FILM DRUNK)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This sexy Czech is Sonia Red:

...and when she's not being deflowered on film, she's getting really classy nude photos of herself taken.

Large-breasted blond starlet Riley Evans is going for a drive with her top down:

Get it? Driving topless? With her top down? Ehh, puns suck.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in CHICKENFOOT - who are touring now:

Hagar, Satriani, Smith, and Anthony rocked the Beacon Theater in New York City...and they're coming to your town soon.

As long as we're on this talented-musician theme, let's check out The Reunited MR BIG live at Budokan:

Go figure... guys who actually know how to play their instruments.

From world tours to world devastation, we present the Japanese Trailer for '2012':

That Roland Emmerich sure likes destroying the world in his movies, doesn't he?

Annd back to boobies...and beer with Aria Giovanni:

Aria claims this is the first time she's used a beer bong. We think she's had enough large things down her throat that this shouldn't present too much of a challenge.

From beer bongs, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Sonia Red Nude Photo Shoot
CHICKENFOOT: 'Future In The Past' LIVE in New York City
Aria Giovanni vs The Beer Bong
Drunk Guy Can't Even Put On His Flip Flop
Riley Evans Is Driving With Her Top Down
MR BIG - 'Addicted To That Rush' LIVE at Budokan
Alexis Ford Loses Her Lace Lingerie
2012 Trailer - Japanese Version

 

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