Tornado in Montana, Anna Faris Nude in Boston, Katie Perry Topless? ANVIL is still playing clubs, DREAM THEATER rocks the 8-minute Anthem, MURDERDOLLS re-formed in Pomona, Ass-tastic Fun with Kelly Divine, Sara Stone, Yurizan Beltran, Ricki White, and Sative Rose

What better way to celebrate your country's independence than spending time with 2 lonely MILFs in your kitchen?

C'mon, that really happens doesn't it? see? Someone took pictures of this real-wife-threesome and put it online. Everything on the internet is real. Remember that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

We don't know what's more distracting: The Tornado forming over the trailer park in Billings, Montana...

... or the huffing-and-puffing woman behind the camera yelling 'Oh Shit!' over and over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Faris is Completely Naked In Boston (WWTDD)

Daaaayum Since when does Anna Faris have such an incredibly hot naked ass? Since ALWAYS? Sheesh, where have WE been?


Katy Perry Nude on Twitter? Eh, maybe. (Drunken Stepfather)

Fun With Fireworks (Gunaxin)

Ginger B will add some Spice to your Otherwise-Boring Life (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Jaleel White's 'Fake it if You Make it' Web Series Finale With Wayne Brady (URLesque)

The Consequences of Losing A Bet At Work (DJMICK)

The Lesbian Ballet = the ONLY Ballet you'll ever see us at (Dailyniner)

Food Sex: Is It Porn? (Asylum)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach in the Entire Pool (z0d)

The 15 Greatest Freedom Fighters in Videogame History (Dorkly)

How to Celebrate the 4th of July During the Recession (FunnyCrave)

Win Yourself 'Hot Tub Time Machine' on DVD and Blu-Ray (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

A successful Documentary, Millions of New Fans Worldwide, and ANVIL is still playing clubs?:

You really have to love the music business. It's so fair.

Nobody rocks an Eight-minute-long progressive rock anthem like DREAM THEATER (on tour now - click for tickets):

DREAM THEATER is going to be opening for IRON MAIDEN for the next few months (so get those tickets, chump).

The guys in MURDERDOLLS re-formed the band and hit the stage for the first time since 2004:

Looking just like MOTLEY CRUE in 1984.

From Bands, we segue right into... you guessed it! Boobs!

The breastacular Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are getitng all kinds of friendly once again:

Topless. Poolside. Girl-Girl. Kissing. 'Nuff said.

Adult starlet Sativa Rose is getting her Butt all oiled up:

and if you need to see the whole scene RIGHT NOW, You can check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - on Demand NOW!

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This semi-pantsless young lady is Ricki White and she's giving a lucky lounge chair the ride of its life:

You'll never want to be a piece of furniture MORE. Lucky Chair.

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Tuesday Links: Groping Groupies, Dancing Bears, Lots of Link Love, More site updates and improvements

So we moved our servers, doubled-up on hard drive space and bandwidth, and now our programming guru, FMJEFF is making everything work behind the scenes... while he does that, we do this...

Didn't you want to be a rock star when you were a kid? musicians get all the groupies:

This groupie grope session is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with and groping of groupies.

Of course, you could always hit the gym, and get a job as a Dancing Bear.

you could be the rock star of the bachelorette scene... and every willing bridesmaid could be your groupie.

Tuesday Link Love Session:
(Because we gots lots of friends, you know)

Kayden Kross on Blow Jobs (Drunken Stepfather) - KAYDEN KROSS knows ALL about Blow Jobs, Dag Nabbit.

Anetta Keys Pulls Off her Short Shorts (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Emerson has an Outstanding Ass (Daily Niner)

Singing Kitties! (Link Dork)

Summer 2009: The Best of the Blogosphere

WTF? A Louis Vuitton Styled House in Mexico (DJMICK)

Nika is one hell of a catch... in those fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Spends Lottery Winnings on Coke, Implants, and Booze (Blog Of Hilarity)

Teacher Turns to Porn After Losing Her Job (Don Chavez)

Dangerous Condom Applicator (College Humor)

Mario Kart: The Movie Trailer (Buzzcuts)

Judging An Album By Its Cover: Persona by Queen Latifah

The Ten Most Hated People on Facebook

Prostitute Mickey (in honor of the Marvel/Disney News) (atom)

Levar Burton: Reading Is Dead (Screen Junkies)

21 Most Epic Disney Marvel Crossover Images

From Lots of links, we look toward our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

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Monday Links: Monday Links: Weee're Back...and Better than ever... mostly, Messy Motel Sheets, Link Love, and More

Happy friggin' Monday everyone. We spent the weekend moving our servers to a whole new facility... and doubled our bandwidth in the process... shit be loading FAST now! Stay tuned for a bunch of improvements, but for now, our own FMJEFF is still working on getting things set up behind-the-scenes, but we're full steam ahead!

As usual, we hope you enjoyed your weekend filled with deviant behavior.

This messy hotel room bed is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs on hotel room beds. Support their organization. Have a fling

Link Love for the day:
(But your smug, shitty attitude is. How's about lightening up?)

Kim Kardashian has some big ass titties (Kim also likes making homemade sex tapes)

Veronika Simon is Stunning (z0d)

Featured Model: Angie (Bullz-Eye)

"It's a Trap" - 50 Pics of Admiral Ackbar (LinkDork)

Lexxi Tyler in the hottest Bikini you ever did see... until she takes it off (Freakshow Planet)

Dylan Rider wants you to Ride Her (Daily Niner)

4 reasons winning the Mega Millions would suck (Illuminati)

A Raunchy Billboard from the Czech Republic (DJMICK)

20 Fictional Mobsters (Gunaxin)

5 Completely Pointless Scientific Studies (FunnyCrave)

The Worst Speeches of All Time: Pro Wrestler's PTA Campaign (atom)

9 Signs That Do Not Deliver What They Promise (Blog Of Hilarity)

It's a Stripper Pole for Kids (Dave & Thomas)

College Football's 40 Hottest Fanbases (Bleacher Report)

Anatomy of a Bikini Car Wash (Holy Taco)

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs and the Dancing Bear, Drunk Guy Can't find His Shoes, Lots of Link Love, MR BIG and CHICKENFOOT live, 2012 Trailer, Riley Evans Driving Topless, Aria Giovanni vs. the Beer Bong

Did your romantic weekend getaway fall through? That's what hotel rooms and sexy coworkers are for, folks. It's Friday... throw out some of those pick-up lines and see if they work.

This classy hotel room is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs in classy hotel rooms. We're positive the room isn't going to look like that in the morning.

And you'd better work fast, fella...because if YOU don't muster up the courage she'll be bending over for the Dancing Bear.

...because cute, married co-workers need love too...and they know where to get it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Wow. You ever been SO drunk that you can't find your shoes?

This guy is... and his flip-flop is right in front of him.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Katie Price is working out with MMA Fighters (Drunken Stepfather) - Oh Katie, when will you make another Sex Tape?

Alyssa Reece is REALLY naked. (z0d)

A Chat with director Adam McKay of Anchor Man, Talladega Nights and Step Brothers (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a little Fuzz on her peach... Get it? Fuzz? Peach? (Daily Niner)

The Snuggie Sutra...how to screw in a Snuggie (Made Man)

Holy smokes, Alina Vacariu is good-looking (on 205th)

U.K. Cops Will Rob You for Your Own Good (Asylum)

Nicole Graves is Naked and one with Nature... cuz there's rocks. (Freakshow Planet)

Bestest Fat Girl Faceplant EVER (Don Chavez)

Hey Stinky Ass...there's a Deodorant for YOU!

How To Do A Striptease...for the Ladies... (LemonDrop)

ARMORED: Film Trailer (FILM DRUNK)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This sexy Czech is Sonia Red:

...and when she's not being deflowered on film, she's getting really classy nude photos of herself taken.

Large-breasted blond starlet Riley Evans is going for a drive with her top down:

Get it? Driving topless? With her top down? Ehh, puns suck.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in CHICKENFOOT - who are touring now:

Hagar, Satriani, Smith, and Anthony rocked the Beacon Theater in New York City...and they're coming to your town soon.

As long as we're on this talented-musician theme, let's check out The Reunited MR BIG live at Budokan:

Go figure... guys who actually know how to play their instruments.

From world tours to world devastation, we present the Japanese Trailer for '2012':

That Roland Emmerich sure likes destroying the world in his movies, doesn't he?

Annd back to boobies...and beer with Aria Giovanni:

Aria claims this is the first time she's used a beer bong. We think she's had enough large things down her throat that this shouldn't present too much of a challenge.

From beer bongs, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Sonia Red Nude Photo Shoot
CHICKENFOOT: 'Future In The Past' LIVE in New York City
Aria Giovanni vs The Beer Bong
Drunk Guy Can't Even Put On His Flip Flop
Riley Evans Is Driving With Her Top Down
MR BIG - 'Addicted To That Rush' LIVE at Budokan
Alexis Ford Loses Her Lace Lingerie
2012 Trailer - Japanese Version

 

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