Worst PINK FLOYD cover, AARON LEWIS goes Country, FAITH NO MORE going home soon, HINDER going back to their rock roots, Heather Summers and Jennny P go topless

Just when you thought it was safe to leave your wife go to the beach by herself this thing happens again:

Our point is simple... Everyone is doing it... just join the club. It's a lot less expensive than breaking up... 'cuz that'll leave you F-ing penniless.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

After listening to this PINK FLOYD we have become Comfortably DUMB:

You expect high school cover bands to butcher PINK FLOYD songs, but not a bunch of grown men... performing in front of a music store, no less. OOF.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Place your bets! Real? Fake? Actual celebrity boobs? (Drunken Stepfather)


Blast From the Past Models: Ali Sonoma (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Victoria White will totally make your night...and day...and night again...and another day...and so forth. (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Charley and Dylan don't need no stupid raincoats to get really friendly (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Thank GOD the guys in HINDER didn't forget how to make a rock video:

It's all about Tattoos and Ta-Ta's. Ain't it, fellas? Exactly.

After a brief reunion and tour, FAITH NO MORE is going hang it up (for a while at least) and go back to those side projects.

Somewhere in the Nashville distance, Randy Travis is shaving his head singing about his troubled childhood

AARON LEWIS... you know, the singer from STAIND is going country on his new solo album:

...and from droning we go to MOANING... see? We can rhyme!

Not only is adult starlet HEATHER SUMMERS a total garbage-mouth:

...the lady is quite fond of taking her clothes off outside and diddling, which makes her P E R F E C T.

Jenny P from ACTION GIRLS can only keep those army fatigues and combat boots on for so long...

Then they gots to come off... Jenny isn't too fond of her bikini either now that we think of it.

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Opie and Anthony Links:Nick DiPaolo, Floyd Mayweather Jr, Happy Birthday Ms. Travis, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Boobs on Paltalk, Animation Fest

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Opie describe his enormous TV getting delivered - online now!)

The Opie and Anthony Show is once again LIVE for the SECOND day in a row! Holy crap! Today we welcome Nick DiPaolo back to the POgram. He's going to be at Caroline's here in New York City, so make sure you see him if you have the time and/or the inclination. Now, as if we didn't have enough shit to worry about, Floyd Mayweather Jr is stopping by to promote his appearance at Wrestlemania 24 (click for tix!), so we'll all be on our best behavior or risk getting our teeth punched in. Finally, it's our own Travis' birthday, so everyone wish the special little girl a happy happy birthday on her special day. We'll have to get a vagina cake for her or something.

Remember, if you want to see any of these really important celebrities LIVE, in-studio... or stupid Bob Kelly, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival - UPDATE: We finally have a few more details about the upcoming Animation Festival, so get your reading glasses on and get your animating skills sharpened, kids!

- The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival (or whatever we choose to call it) will be held on Thursday, June 5, 2008 in New York City. Venue TBA.

- Top animations submitted by fans will win CA$H PRIZES... We're looking at thousands, folks. Exact amounts coming soon!

- LIVE performances by some of the comics you know and love from the O&A Show

- Tickets will be available through Ticketmaster the first week of April. Probably $10 each (with a service charge)

- There will only be about 1,800 tickets total, so once they're gone...they're gone.

- click here for examples of past animations and sound clips to help you along

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have some hot young nubs for you to examine...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: CAMERON LOVE

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Li'l Jimmy's also doing a li'l comedy tour, and he's going to be in SEATTLE and PORTLAND this weekend! You can see him if you get your tickets now!

NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW!




CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW!

...and speaking of shirts (and truly awful transitions)...

Beautiful, bendable, bangable Brianna Frost (click for her profile) returns with a brand new video in her FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt:






CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO

We have some new peaches and cream in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Amazing Ass in a Tiny Black Thong

Mr No Legs - Starring Ted Vollrath

Jamie is Almost-Naked in the playground

Safe-Sex PSA from France (very confusing)

Luscious Lopez Girl-Girl Makeout Session

Homeless Man vs. Security Camera

Topless Hula Hoop For Money In Public

SKID ROW - 'Ghost' Music Video

Cody Milo In Black Lingerie On The bed

Theif Steals Car in front of Police and TV Camera

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: We added a new batch of video you probably have NEVER seen to the Old School Opie and Anthony Section::





Best Breasts - Smothering The Intern

Best Breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs

Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosoms

Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top

Rotgut Promo Video Part 1

Rotgut Promo Video Part 2

We got a bunch of emails about that dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the folks who put the full page ad in the New York Post chiding Eliot Spitzer for not using their service? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

ELIOT SPITZER's HIGH-PRICED ESCORT: Want to see the New York City escort that was nailing (former New York State Governor) Eliot Spitzer? Well, she's in the news again thanks to our pal Joe Francis and GIRLS GONE WILD... we have a few clips you might be interested in checking out:



Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild - AP Story

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - "What We Want"