Worst PINK FLOYD cover, AARON LEWIS goes Country, FAITH NO MORE going home soon, HINDER going back to their rock roots, Heather Summers and Jennny P go topless

Just when you thought it was safe to leave your wife go to the beach by herself this thing happens again:

Our point is simple... Everyone is doing it... just join the club. It's a lot less expensive than breaking up... 'cuz that'll leave you F-ing penniless.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

After listening to this PINK FLOYD we have become Comfortably DUMB:

You expect high school cover bands to butcher PINK FLOYD songs, but not a bunch of grown men... performing in front of a music store, no less. OOF.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Place your bets! Real? Fake? Actual celebrity boobs? (Drunken Stepfather)


Blast From the Past Models: Ali Sonoma (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Victoria White will totally make your night...and day...and night again...and another day...and so forth. (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Charley and Dylan don't need no stupid raincoats to get really friendly (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Thank GOD the guys in HINDER didn't forget how to make a rock video:

It's all about Tattoos and Ta-Ta's. Ain't it, fellas? Exactly.

After a brief reunion and tour, FAITH NO MORE is going hang it up (for a while at least) and go back to those side projects.

Somewhere in the Nashville distance, Randy Travis is shaving his head singing about his troubled childhood

AARON LEWIS... you know, the singer from STAIND is going country on his new solo album:

...and from droning we go to MOANING... see? We can rhyme!

Not only is adult starlet HEATHER SUMMERS a total garbage-mouth:

...the lady is quite fond of taking her clothes off outside and diddling, which makes her P E R F E C T.

Jenny P from ACTION GIRLS can only keep those army fatigues and combat boots on for so long...

Then they gots to come off... Jenny isn't too fond of her bikini either now that we think of it.

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day, Teacher Punches Student, AC/DC: IRON MAN 2 video, PINK vs BEYONCE? Katy Perry's Hiney, Venus Williams Underwear, Kell

Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. How's about humping a married friend?



Keep your marriage in check and add some adventure to your life, whydontcha?



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw going to the headmaster's office...




You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you're gonna get belted, buddy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Katy Perry sure does know how to Dress (WWTDD)





Venus Williams and her Brown Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)



Misery Index: Which City Has the Most Depressing Local News (Asylum)



Blast from the Past: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)



Chanelle and the luckiest tennis racquet ever (z0d)



Squirrel Eats Entire Sandwch (Yep Yep)



Julia Crown is showing off her no-no spot...which makes us say "yes yes!" (Daily Niner)



Italian Dad Stabbed Over Playstation (With Leather)



Nikki Esposito and her Tramp Stamp make us think dirty thoughts (FreakshowPlanet)



5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows (HEAVY)



10 Funniest Tweets During The iPad Unveiling (Comedy)



25 Unique Chocolate Covered Foods (ForkParty)



Meet The Ladies of Cougar Beach! (Cougar Patrol)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Whoa Boy...dancing girls in hot pants and IRON MAN costumes?



It could only be the new AC/DC video for IRON MAN 2. Well, ok... not "Only"...but one of a handful of things.

Uhh, was PINK getting catty with BEYONCE on stage in Liverpool?



We could give a shit. PINK has a nice hiney though.

Blond, super-busty PLAYBOY babe Kelly Princeton is exploding out of her purple bra:



It's what she does after the bra is off that is distracting the hell out of us.

22 year-old Jenna Presley will stop you dead in your tracks:



...and that's just a tease... check out the full, uncut touchy-feely goodness.

The lovely Brooke Williams is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:



We are infinitely jealous of her husband. Lucky fucker.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Warm up with a MILF, 100mph Highway Crash, Car vs. Fence, WARRANT live in Phoenix, Topless beauties Tiffany Brookes, Sharon Pink, Kasandra

 

Happy snowy Monday, kids (unless you live down south). Get out of the cold, and into your neighbor's bed:

OK, so maybe she's not posing for photos, but you'll never know unless you hurry up!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Winter in Maine has its perks, you know...

...like watching some idiot plow through a STOP sign and destroy your neighbor's fence.

Random Airbag Test!

a Wichita driver plows into parked car going over 100mph.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your frown, however, is. Cheer up, Grinch. It's the Holiday Season!

RIP Brittany Murphy
(Drunken Stepfather)
Brittany Murphy: A look back at the Sexy

Adele Stephens emerges from the pool, looking Barbie-like (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones in Assless Chaps (Daily Niner)

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at Your Office Christmas Party (Gunaxin)

Cassie Rose Can't Possibly Get any Hotter (FreakshowPlanet)

Why 2010 will be Hilarious (COMEDY)

Tiger Woods Tower Defense (Heavy)

5 Rules of a Good Wingman (The Bachelor Guy)

2009 Playmate Review (Playboy)

The 18 Best Movies Of The Decade (FilmDrunk)

Hot Cougars: A Photo Gallery (FunnyCrave)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)

This leggy brunette with the nice nubs is Tiffany Brookes and she can't wait to get out of that bothersome bikini:

She's got a Sybian to ride. which is a fun activity for lonely gals.

Busty Polish blond Sharon Pink is spending time with her biggest fan:

And it really is a fan. A big one! (rimshot)

What do you call WARRANT without Jani Lane?

Umm, you still call 'em WARRANT, only with Robert Mason singing, there's less falling down.

aaaad back to boobies, Busty raven-haired Polish babe Kasandra is fondling her funbags in front of the Christmas tree.

Woo! Christmas is early!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)

Hurry up and get that hot Cougar's phone number, because you should be looking at what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Caught On CCTV: Driver Ignores Stop sign, plows through fence
Tiffany Brookes Busts out of her Black Bikini
Caught on Video: 100mph Highway Crash in Kansas
Sharon Pink Plays with Her New Fan..and her boobs
WARRANT: Uncle Tom's Cabin LIVE in Phoenix
Kasandra Fondles Her Funbags For Christmas

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Jenn Rocks Out with GODHEAD

Howdy campers! The lovely Jenn from FOUNDRY CAMS, who you might remember seeing last year shaking her ass to 'The Guitarfather' has returned with a whole new look, a new shirt, and some new tunes. We sent her out one of our pink teddy bear tees (click to get yours!), and she tore the shit out of it before making her new video.
Music by Washington DC's own GODHEAD.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE JENN's VIDEO...and her hiney...and her...umm...thingee.





...and if you haven't rubbed yourself numb, you can CLICK OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS AND CHAT WITH JENN LIVE ON CAM!



You can also read our CAM GIRL PROFILE with Jenn for more information on her amazing assets

FOUNDRY CAMS: Jenn Rocks Out with GODHEAD

The lovely Jenn, who you might remember seeing last year shaking her ass to 'The Guitarfather' has returned with a whole new look, a new shirt, and some new tunes. We sent her out one of our pink teddy bear tees, and she tore the shit out of it before making her new video. Music by Washington DC's own GODHEAD.

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Jenn Rocks Out with GODHEAD

FOUNDRY CAMS: Jenn Rocks Out with GODHEAD
Video sent by foundrymusic

The lovely Jenn, who you might remember seeing last year shaking her ass to 'The Guitarfather' has returned with a whole new look, a new shirt, and some new tunes. We sent her out one of our pink teddy bear tees, and she tore the shit out of it before making her new video. Music by Washington DC's own GODHEAD.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Cameron and Hollie Rock Out in their Pink Teddy Bear Shirts

Cameron and Hollie from FOUNDRY CAMS are decked out in pink and tiny, booty-exposing panties, and they both manage to stay semi-clothed for a few minutes before exposing their fantastic bodies while rocking out to "Good Times" by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER BAND)...while wearing our pink bear shirts (click to get your own!). Thanks to our own Jon for the video.







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CAMERON and HOLLIE IN ACTION!



Once you regain consciousness and wipe the drool up off the floor... click over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Cameron and Hollie live on webcam!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Cameron and Hollie Rock Out

Cameron and Hollie are decked out in pink and tiny, booty-exposing panties, and they both manage to stay semi-clothed for a few minutes before exposing their fantastic bodies while rocking out to "Good Times" by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER BAND).

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Cameron and Hollie Rock Out in their Pink Tedd

FOUNDRY CAMS: Cameron and Hollie Rock Out in their Pink Tedd
Video sent by foundrymusic

Cameron and Hollie are decked out in pink and tiny, booty-exposing panties, and they both manage to stay semi-clothed for a few minutes before exposing their fantastic bodies while rocking out to "Good Times" by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER BAND)..while wearing our pink bear shirts (available at XratedShirts.com). Thanks to our own Jon for the video.

Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Bob Grant, Sylvester Stallone, Andrew Morton - The Tom Cruise Author, CLOVERFIELD MONSTER PHOTOS

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (New Episodes Added Every Week!)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, we're busy as hell. Patrice Oneal got his ass up early and is hanging with the show. We're talking to radio legend Bob Grant this morning about his Lifetime achievement award getting nixed. We're also talking to the man...the legend... Sylvester Stalllone, who is promoting RAMBO. We're also hanging with Mr. Andrew Morton, author of Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography... so we have a busy busy show today.

CLOVERFIELD MONSTER PHOTOS: Thanks to our own ERock, who was at the CLOVERIELD screening the other day, we have EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have some new boobies to amuse you...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWoW: BRIANNA BREE

Speaking of boobies...look what WE got...

The lovely Krya from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video:





CLICK THE PHOTO TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We've got some tasty new toppings in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Polish Techno Granny

Deaf guy Sings 'Still of The Night' By WHITESNAKE

Joanna Pena - Big Booty Latina Babe

Samantha Gauge Strips Down Slowly

Nebraska Police Officer Fired For Being Too Fat

Scientology: Redux - By Tom Cruise

Kicking Through Ten Wooden Baseball Bats on Japanese TV

Norwegian Ski Jumper Bjoern Einar Romoeren Wipes Out

Thick Booty Shaking At The Motel

Superhuman Jump Rope On Japanese TV

Jeff Corliss Attempts Empire State Building BASE Jump

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