Dennis Hopper Has Died, Girlfriend Pukes in Plane, CINDERELLA and SILENT RAGE are live, Kelley Scarlett and Yulia Nova are Busty

Holy Happy Memorial Day! Why the hell are we working?
Get your ass to the beach and scope out a MILF to molest:

Memorial Day is about honoring our fallen heroes by fornicating with a war widow...You have to be selfless sometimes.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

We honor the late, great Dennis Hopper with an homage to his most memorable role:

...and we're talking about his role as Lefty Enright in Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

If your girlfriend gets even remotely airsick...

...you might want to reconsider taking her up in your plane and doing a barrel-roll.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Nika Lauraitis in a Bikini. Um, Who? (Drunken Stepfather)

25 Awesome Boat Names (Banned In Hollywood)

Anette Dawn will have you bug-eyed from dusk till ... well... you know (Freakshow Planet)

'Alice In Wonderland' - DVD review (Bullz-Eye)

Mason Moore has Big Tattoos...and Big Boobs (Dailyniner)

The Life Of Mexican Cantina Women In Pictures (DJMICK)

Top 25 Mispronounceable Names in MLB History (Bleacher Report)

Come and See Betty C without Clothes (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Holy hair band! CINDERELLA is Alive and Well at ROCKLAHOMA:

yeah, we mean CINDERELLA the band... not the mentally abused Disney Character.

Remember 80's Glam Band SILENT RAGE? No!?!? Awesome!

They're alive and well (slightly balder) and doing tributes to Ronnie James Dio in Redondo Beach. SILENT RAGE! Anyone? Anyone?

From hair bands to hairless honeys...

So what if Busty blond Jenny McClain was born in the Czech Republic?

She loves American football and loves popping out of her American Fooball Jersey

Brown-eyed, Black-haired Busty British Babe Kelley Scarlett has squeezed herself into a tiny red mini skirt:

Not for long, though. Kelley's pierced nips make an appearance within seconds of the clip beginning.

Russian beauty Yulia Nova has 110G-sized boobs:

How the woman stays upright, we'll NEVER know.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Farrelly Brothers, New O&A Show Videos, EROCKTOBER Day 3, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:

1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.



2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:


The Opie and Anthony Show


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Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Mia is wearing!)

As long as we're showing you the pretty girls of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Hannah sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

STILL NEED BOOBIES? Holy crap, you folks have some sense of entitlement...Thank God we have a whole website full of them...



CHECK OUT RATEMYWOW FOR THOUSANDS OF FREE BOOBIE PICS!

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):

Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram The Farrelly Brothers will be checking in to talk about The Heartbreak Kid, which is F-ing hilarious! Ir's also EROCKTOBER all month, so feel free to point and laugh at young EROCK/Sexbagel/Hawk/whatever all month long...

Thanks to our own Sam, we have a batch of new O&A Show Videos online:



Playing With the Toys At The New XM Studio

Stalker Patti On The New XM Stripper Pole

East Side Dave Tries To Kiss Black Earl

East Side Dave Suck's Black Earl's Toes

Black Earl Spits On East Side Dave

Internet Clip Of the Day: Today's wonderful clip features a young man wrapping his head in plastic wrap and vomiting into it.



Kontraband.com: Head Chunks

WOWing At The Camden, NJ Traveling Virus Show: Thanks to three lovely young ladies who are as proud-as-can-be of their naked bosoms, we have some great video from the September 15th Traveling Virus Show in Camden, NJ:


Video: Three Ladies WOWing at The Traveling Virus in Camden

We added some new goodness to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Dana Plato Topless Sex Scene

Gianna Michaels Wets Down Her Huge Boobs

Rebecca Romijn Striptease From 'Femme Fatale'

Susana Spears Shows Off Her Amazing Assets

V8 Chainsaw

Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby's Stomach While Breastfeeding

Saaaaay, check out what we found:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

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