Happy Hump Day, Beaten with Beer Kegs, Dave Mustaine is a Lady? IRON MAIDEN Bossa Nova Style, MOTORHEAD Broadway Style, Mary Carey, Brittany Beth

Hey-O! It's hump day, boys and girls. If we told you once, we've told you a thousand times:

This is a day that you should devote to humping...preferably with someone you just met online. Sure, that's not in the least bit creepy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Want to know when you've REALLY pissed someone off?

you get beaten with Beer Kegs, fool.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


You'll never guess whose ass this is in a black bikini. Hell, WE rule at this game and we didn't guess right (Drunken Stepfather)



Say "Hi" to Anju. Dumb name. Not so dumb body (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Cally Stanphill... 'Next Door' my ass. WHO does this girl live 'Next door' to and why hasn't she been tackled by him/her? (Bullz-Eye)

Angelina Valentine is looking more like an alien with every surgical procedure. Maybe that's what she's going for. (z0d)

Daisy and Bridgette are awfully friendly...and we mean "awfully" in the best sense of the word. Like 'Its awfully unfortunate we can't be the meat in a Daisy/Bridgette sandwich (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

No one mistakes MEGADETH frontman Dave Mustaine for a pretty lady. NO ONE!!!

Well, except for maybe Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Dave is not happy. Dave needs to lighten up.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure (or displeasure, depending on your musical tastes)...

We give you IRON MAIDEN. Bossa Nova style. 'nuff said. Andy has SO MUCH free time. Who's Andy? Click the pic. You'll understand.

Let's tinker with some MOTORHEAD and see what happens:

It's a BROADWAY version of "Ace Of Spades"...and surprisingly, it fits. Andy, go outside. There's a whole world that's passing you by, man. Again, click the pic. You'll get it.

Netherlands-based and female-fronted, WITHIN TEMPTATION are the best dutch thing to hit the scene since wooden shoes:

...and let's face it. Wooden shoes suck. They're awkward and your feet get splinters. Who needs 'em?

From bands, we hop, skip, and jump on over to ... YOU GUESSED IT! Boobs!

This is Hayley Cummings and she must have very dry skin, because she's COVERING herself in oil:

Then again, this IS a scene from BIG WET BOOBS 10... because of course, there were so many unanswered questions in #9

Britney Beth is a 19 year-old garbage mouth:

Not that we're objecting, of course. we LOVE filthbags...especially ones that talk dirty.

Our buddy our pal MARY CAREY is sporting a tiny rainbow bikini and having herself a dip in the Jacuzzi tub:

We're friendly with Mary, but not enough to get into that hot tub that most certainly looks like egg drop soup. Don't act like you don't know what we mean. You're not so innocent, Chesterfield.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Dennis Hopper Has Died, Girlfriend Pukes in Plane, CINDERELLA and SILENT RAGE are live, Kelley Scarlett and Yulia Nova are Busty

Holy Happy Memorial Day! Why the hell are we working?
Get your ass to the beach and scope out a MILF to molest:

Memorial Day is about honoring our fallen heroes by fornicating with a war widow...You have to be selfless sometimes.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

We honor the late, great Dennis Hopper with an homage to his most memorable role:

...and we're talking about his role as Lefty Enright in Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

If your girlfriend gets even remotely airsick...

...you might want to reconsider taking her up in your plane and doing a barrel-roll.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Nika Lauraitis in a Bikini. Um, Who? (Drunken Stepfather)

25 Awesome Boat Names (Banned In Hollywood)

Anette Dawn will have you bug-eyed from dusk till ... well... you know (Freakshow Planet)

'Alice In Wonderland' - DVD review (Bullz-Eye)

Mason Moore has Big Tattoos...and Big Boobs (Dailyniner)

The Life Of Mexican Cantina Women In Pictures (DJMICK)

Top 25 Mispronounceable Names in MLB History (Bleacher Report)

Come and See Betty C without Clothes (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Holy hair band! CINDERELLA is Alive and Well at ROCKLAHOMA:

yeah, we mean CINDERELLA the band... not the mentally abused Disney Character.

Remember 80's Glam Band SILENT RAGE? No!?!? Awesome!

They're alive and well (slightly balder) and doing tributes to Ronnie James Dio in Redondo Beach. SILENT RAGE! Anyone? Anyone?

From hair bands to hairless honeys...

So what if Busty blond Jenny McClain was born in the Czech Republic?

She loves American football and loves popping out of her American Fooball Jersey

Brown-eyed, Black-haired Busty British Babe Kelley Scarlett has squeezed herself into a tiny red mini skirt:

Not for long, though. Kelley's pierced nips make an appearance within seconds of the clip beginning.

Russian beauty Yulia Nova has 110G-sized boobs:

How the woman stays upright, we'll NEVER know.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, Cyclist Rolls Through Finish Line, Lots of link Love, W.A.S.P and Madonna in Bulgaria, Busty Babes Carlie Christine, Terry Nova, Brea Lynn

Your friend's hot mom is posting lingerie pics of herself online and posting her profile online:

This MILF in lingerie is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with MILFs. And you thought the Red Cross did good work...

If YOU don't get the job done...then the Dancing Bear is going to...

You didn't think all those cougars stayed HOME on weeknights, did you?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently ROLLING through the finish line DOES count in bicycle races:

It is a bit taxing on the knees though.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Elizabeth Berkley Cares about Starving Kids Apparentl (Drunken Stepfather) - She also cares about showing her boobs and ass off on film.

Brittany and her Hot Friend are Babelicious (z0d)

Patton Oswalt Interview (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a Pearl Necklace...and it's so not what you think (Daily Niner)

What Our Internet Comments Will Say About Us In the Future? (Funny Crave)

A photoessay: A Night to Remember at the Fisher Price Little People Barnyard (Blog of Hilarity)

JAY Z's Rhapsody Commercial (The Rap Up)

Rachel Sullivan Drops her Bikini Top...Accidentally We assume (Freakshow Planet)

Mudflat Olympics -- Germans Like It Dirty (Asylum)

Ten Disturbing (Yet Funny) YouTube Lip Sync Videos (Gunaxin)

Worst Yet Most Awesome Political Speech Ever (Apoliticus)

Danny DeVito's Naked Ass Climbs Out of A Couch (TastyBooze)

The Hulk Responds to the Disney/Marvel Merger (Comics Alliance)

A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue (Holy Taco)

We're Not Worthy - Bow Before Ron Jeremy (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

This sexy piece of PLAYBOY ass is Carlie Christine:

She's 21, she's from Sacramento, she's got big boobs... and umm, what were we saying?

Speaking of big boobs, Terry Nova has more than she can handle:

Seriously, they're falling out of her hands. How DOES this woman stand up?

From Boobs, we move to bands, Mr Blackie Lawless and W.A.S.P. who blew the roof off Bulgaria:

The band's new disc comes out in October, and yeah... we know Bulgaria doesn't really have a roof...the venue probably did though.

Speaking of Bulgaria, What's with the fainting, Madonna?

You don't see Blackie Lawless fainting on stage, do ya? Come on... man up, Madonna.

Aaaand back to boobies with Brea Lynn and her pierced nips:

What is it about Brea that's so cute? Oh yeah...the whole 'exposed boobies' thing. Right

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

W.A.S.P. - 'LOVE Machine' LIVE in Bulgaria
Terry Nova Shakes Her Enormous Boobs
Cyclist Tumbles Through Finish Line
Brea Lynn and Her Pierced Nips
Unruly Brit Gets Knocked Out in a Bangkok Bar
Carlie Christine PLAYBOY photo Shoot
MADONNA Faints On Stage In Bulgaria?

 

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