Danny Trejo and 'MACHETE', Edward Norton and 'The Avengers', WARRANT and Some New Guy, KID ROCK and 80 thousand NJ Boneheads, Gianna Michaels, Angelina Valentine, and their oily torsos

Happy. Umm. Monday? Wipe thr crusties from your eyes, and politely tell the two married women on either side of the bed to gather up their things

Someone is bound to be looking for them, and the weekend of debauchery you just had is all done. Well, until next weekend.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Will MACHETE propel Danny Trejo into super-stardom?

Honestly? Probably not. Will we go see it? Absolutely. Hail Danny Trejo!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Edward Norton Got Fired from 'The Avengers' (WWTDD)


Kim Kardashian's Butt isn't getting any Smaller (Drunken Stepfather)

As usual, we'll use the above photo as an excuse to promote Kim Kardashian's sex tape... You know, the one she did with Ray J...

A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence) (UPROXX)

Rene Perez is one Seriously Spicy Li'l Meatball (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Incredible Bendy Bike (URLesque)

Sex Tips From Olivia Munn (Asylum)

Mary Queen. Rhymes with Dairy Queen. Her Bikini is awful. Thank God she's taking it off (Dailyniner)

Career Suicide: Ten Awful Celebrity Rants (Part I) (Campus Socialite)

Joanne has a GIANT new sex toy (z0d)

Sexy Women of the LPGA (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Remember the hair band WARRANT? All of the original members are back, minus Jani Lane. Robet Mason is singing with them now:

Gee, who do you think the problem in that band was? C'mon... this isn't a difficult one, kids.

His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!

He opened up the Giants Stadium BON JOVI the other day, and attempted to explain what "Bawitaba" means to 80,000 New Jersey Meatheads. It didn't work.

From Really big bands... to really big... you guessed it! Boobs!

You've heard of Gianna Michaels (and if you haven't, then shame on you):

This is Gianna Michaels oiling up her chest in a scene from 'Big Wet Tits 4'... *Applause*

Sticking with the 'Big Wet' theme, this is our favorite new plaything, Angelina Valentine:

Who must have VERY dry skin, because in this clip from BIG WET TITS 7 ...she's lubing up her chest with more oil than it takes to lube your old man's Ford.

From establised boobs to newer boobs... or 'noobs', petite, young Ariel Rebel is dancing in her underwear... much like you do when no one is looking:

only when SHE does it full-blown bisexuality tends to break out... and when you do it... the neighbors tend to freak out.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Download The Opie and Anthony Show, Frank Caliendo In Studio, 'BROCABULARY' author Daniel Maurer, New Creepy Gay Kid Vi

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Oof. Monday. Even if you don't drink yourself blind, they're still rough on everyone. Radio shows included. But in the immortal words of Bill Hicks, we're going to "plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time"!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Wake-Up Call (see? Monday? Wake up? Tee Hee. Oof.), our old pal Frank Caliendo returns after a long abscense to hang with the show and do some of his impressions. Also, author Daniel Mauer will be checking in promoting Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk (serious questions, obviously)

As always, if you missed any of this past week's shows, you can download them in there entirety from the nice folks at AUDIBLE:



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 10/10/08 (Bret Hart, Anthony's step-dad Sal)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 10/09/08 (Bob Kelly, Lindsay Lohan's amazing Boobs, Creepy Gay Kid)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 10/08/08 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Bob Kelly's birthday, Gallagher talks stocks)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday, 10/07/08 (Patrice Oneal, David Tyree)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 10/06/08 (Patrice Oneal, ROCKtober continues)

New O&A Video of 'Creepy Gay Kid': Thanks to Sam, who has been deemed 'Creepy Gay Kid' all across the world wide web, we have a new video for you all to enjoy:



Creepy Gay Kid Dances Shirtless in Studio

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE

Erock's FOUNDRY Mega-Mix: Want to see what our own Erock has spent the last three months doing? Listen to EROCK's MegaGay FOUNDRY Remix Now!

Halloween Night with O&A at the Hard Rock Cafe: Want to hang out with the Opie and Anthony Show on Halloween night at the Hard Rock Cafe in the heart of Times Square? Sure ya do! Get your Halloween Hang Out Details online Now!

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out west, but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

Jim Norton Live in Los Angeles at the Viper Room - Tickets on Sale Now on their website! If you enjoy the comedy stylings of one Jim Norton, and you're in LA, you should head to the Viper Room and see Jimmy LIVE!! Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

(Quick, now look over here at this shiny flashy thingee!!!)

The seductive Jenn (click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a brand new video with her torn-to-shit Pink Teddy Bear shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE JENN SHAKE HER AMAZING ASS!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about lifting your head up from that giant bowl of pudding, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



Sarah Palin booed in Philadelphia before Flyers-Rangers game

Sexy Brunette Teen Slips out of her Bikini ... in the bathroom

Driver Backs Over Police Car

Zuzana Drabinova Pulls off her Black Leather Top

Angry 'Get Off My Property' Guy

Rebecca Hauls Out Her 19 Year Old 34DD Boobs

'The Final Countdown' on Kazoo Keylele

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Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Farrelly Brothers, New O&A Show Videos, EROCKTOBER Day 3, New Videos Online

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Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

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1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.



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Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Mia is wearing!)

As long as we're showing you the pretty girls of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Hannah sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

STILL NEED BOOBIES? Holy crap, you folks have some sense of entitlement...Thank God we have a whole website full of them...



CHECK OUT RATEMYWOW FOR THOUSANDS OF FREE BOOBIE PICS!

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):

Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram The Farrelly Brothers will be checking in to talk about The Heartbreak Kid, which is F-ing hilarious! Ir's also EROCKTOBER all month, so feel free to point and laugh at young EROCK/Sexbagel/Hawk/whatever all month long...

Thanks to our own Sam, we have a batch of new O&A Show Videos online:



Playing With the Toys At The New XM Studio

Stalker Patti On The New XM Stripper Pole

East Side Dave Tries To Kiss Black Earl

East Side Dave Suck's Black Earl's Toes

Black Earl Spits On East Side Dave

Internet Clip Of the Day: Today's wonderful clip features a young man wrapping his head in plastic wrap and vomiting into it.



Kontraband.com: Head Chunks

WOWing At The Camden, NJ Traveling Virus Show: Thanks to three lovely young ladies who are as proud-as-can-be of their naked bosoms, we have some great video from the September 15th Traveling Virus Show in Camden, NJ:


Video: Three Ladies WOWing at The Traveling Virus in Camden

We added some new goodness to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Dana Plato Topless Sex Scene

Gianna Michaels Wets Down Her Huge Boobs

Rebecca Romijn Striptease From 'Femme Fatale'

Susana Spears Shows Off Her Amazing Assets

V8 Chainsaw

Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby's Stomach While Breastfeeding

Saaaaay, check out what we found:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

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Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Jeff Ross at the VMAs, Roland sings Pavarotti, O&A Show Coming to Philly this week, Car Crash Comedy this Friday

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Joe Elliot impression (yeah, because it's ann 80's reference day for some reason). It's also Hummer Tuesday, Wake Up Your Spouse/Partner/Buddy Tuesday and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday.

Since we can't actually DESCRIBE Hummer Tuesday on the air (it's a blowjob, sheesh), perhaps if you're a lucky fella or lucky gal, you'll Turn on Your Paltalk and see a few hummers going on. At the very least, you'll see the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. (We watch them, and you should too!). Incidentally, the Miss Paltalk contest begins this week, and you're going to need the Paltalk to check it out. Stay tuned for details.

Today on the radio POgram, we'll be dicussing the Anniversary of the 9-11 Tragedy. We hve a bunch of NEW tribute songs to play for you, so strap in, kids. They're awful. Our pal, comedian Jeff Ross was at the MTV VMAs last night watching Kid Rock punch Tommy Lee get into a fight and commenting on the so-called Britney Spears Comeback Performance.

Thanks to Sam, we have a new video of our own Roland singing his tribute to the late Luciano Pavarotti:


Roland Sings Pavarotti...poorly

The O&A Show heads to Philadelphia this week beginning Wednesday right after the show! We'll be broadcasting LIVE from WYSP in Philadelphia on Thursday the 13th:



CLICK HERE TO BE PART OF THE 'O&A CAFE' AT WYSP!


Second, we will be broadcasting LIVE at the TLA (4th and South Street) in Philly on Friday the 14th. Doors open at 5am. Admission is FREE, but this is a 21 and Over event. Food and beverages will be available.

The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at the TLA in Philadelphia on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate.

Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them.

If you aren't able to make it to the Traveling Virus show in Camden, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made from reconsituted hamburger meat (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

Naked Lake Chicks in Arizona: Once again, if you're still looking for those photos and videos of the naked chicks at Lake Havasu in Arizona (and judging by the amount of emails, you still are...sheesh)... O&A were checking out Spring Break University this morning, and oofah... orgy lake... Anyway, that's the site they were talking about, so stop Emailing.

We added another wonderful stack o' videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


European Boob-Flashing Montage

Tandem Paragliding Accident In Switzerland

Tandem Paragliding Accident In Switzerland

Maggie Gyllenhaal Topless in 'SherryBaby'

Waking Up The Sleeping Drunk College Girls

Nipple Slip On Russian Hidden Camera Show

Global Warming In A Jar - 4th Grade Greenhouse Gas Presentation

Makoto Nagano Completes Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course

Britney Spears 'Comeback' at the 2007 MTV VMAs

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, interview or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:
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