MILF looking for a friend, Drunkard gets Racial (kind of), Drifing and Crashing in Russia, Ass in Leggings, Red Band PAUL trailer, SOILWORK's new video, CINDERELLA in Sweden, Brianna Frost

Your mom is taking provocative photos of herself...again. Can't say we don't mind.

You see, your mom's been on the market for a while...looking for a 'friend with benefits'...and we don't mean health insurance.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Stand back, folks... this drunkard is about to get all racial!

If only he could REMEMBER what 'racial' means. Last time we checked, the word 'Kerosene' didn't fall under the guidelines of racist terminology.

Thank GOD for dashboard-mounted cameras...

Honestly, how else would we get to see horrific highway accidents up close and personal -- like this one in Russia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)


Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Yeah. So? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, how do we give away a hint for this one? blah blah blabbity blah... CHLOE...blabbity blah blah blah


Nessa Is Nice and Naked and Showing off her Naughty Bits (FreakShow Planet)

Car Review: 2011 Nissan Xterra (Bullz-Eye)

What kind of a name is XLCR MOON, anyway? We have no clue and we can't pronounce it (z0d)

Brigitte Anne is blonde, beautiful and showing off her Boobies. BRAVO. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

Swedish power metal group SOILWORK is getting all mellow in their old age:

... oh wait, we were thinking of Johnny Mathis. Common mistake. SOILWORK still sounds like a fist to the face... several times.

If Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA wants to sing any higher, he's going to have to put his nuts in a vise:

We thought it was 'vice'... then we realized that he can't really put his nuts into cigarettes or alcohol... get it? Vice? Eh, we finally do.

...and we finally broke down and watched the Red Band Trailer for the movie PAUL:

NOW we understand why it's supposed to be so funny. Any movie that references "Alien Balls" this much has GOT to be funny.

From Bands and Big Ass Movies, we move along to... ok, we get it... BOOTY! *blows party horn*

What is Caroline Pierce doing in a movie called BIG WET ASSES?

Here's a hint, Chester. She's not baking banana bread.

The lovely and talented Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos is lotioning up her chest:

She must have very ashy skin, because why else would a gal rub so much lotion on herself?? Oh. Ah. Wait a moment. We get it now.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is how we say "Beat it, monkeybrain"

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Tiger Woods Curses on TV (again), New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Paris Hilton Topless (again), CINDERELLA has a SPINAL TAP moment, ROB ZOMBIE live, Angel Dark, Jewels Jade, and Ashley Bulgari get Naked

Hello Monday... Is this what your weekend looked like?

If so, then BRAVO, kiddo... you're a master fornicator and deserve a medal for your adulterous adventures. Next week, go for six hookups at once!.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Oh Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck... Tiger Woods cursed on Live TV (again), and it's international news (again):

We're so unimpressed, that we're going to buy Tiger Woods Golf, play at Home and curse all night.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FERRERA and ANGELICA BLACK:


RateMyWOW: FERRERA
RateMyWOW: ANGELICA BLACK

Paris Hilton is Topless, In Trouble For Weed Again (WWTDD)

'scuse us, Miss Hilton when are you gonna make another one o' them sex flicks like this one you did?


Katy Perry's Big Boobs in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

UFC Ring Girl Chandra Powell (The Cage Doctors)

PLAYBOY's Christine Veronica has Two Boobs, Two Butt cheeks, Two Long legs...the list goes on (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Shannon Czyz (Bullz-Eye)

'Lens Cap On' Shows You Gorgeous Views as Blocked by a Lens Cap (URLesque)

Angie Savage Has Two Big Wings Tattooed on her Back. Don't fly away, miss! (Dailyniner)

Angry Child Slaps Some Sense Into His Own Mother (The Campus Socialite)

Top 10 Madden Covers (The Pigskin Doctors)

Claire has a Magical Cooter tucked under that thong. Seriously, it shoots glitter. (z0d)

Rise and Shine! -- A Video Guide to the Fine Art of the Wake-Up Prank (Asylum)

“Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties”: Gaming’s First (and Only) Surrealist Softcore Adventure (UPROXX)

Shyamalan Name is the Turd In Audience's Punch Bowl (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Our friends in CINDERELLA had a bit of a SPINAL TAP moment on stage the other night in New Hampshire:

Nothing like ear-piercing feedback to wreck a live show, eh? Check out CINDERELLA on tour now - before Tom Keifer blows his voice box out again.

and on the opposite end of the spectrum, ROB ZOMBIE is on tour with Mayhem Fest (Click for Tickets, kids), and as usual, likes burning shit on stage:

What IS a Superbeast, anyway? You'll just have to ask Mr Zombie when you see him live.

From smokey stages to smoking hot bodies... Ecch, that was hack...

Sexy Czech Twistys Babe Ashley Bulgari can't stop touching herself, even in the kitchen:

Not that we blame her. If we were attached to that body, we'd be feeling ourselves up all the time. But we're not, so pass the ice cream.

Slovakian stunner Angel Dark is giving language lessons... naked:

It's a new method of osmosis. It's the ass-to-face method of information absorbtion.

Ooh, Push-ups! Why would you ask a piece-of-ass like Jewels Jade to do topless Pushups?

Maybe because you're a dopey cameraman who wants to spend as much time as possible gawking at her before she gets banged nine different ways by a guy twice you size. Yeah, it's an insecure geek thing.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

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Hot Tub MILFs, Little Fockers Trailer, Adrianne Curry in the Shower, CINDERELLA at Jones Beach, New SERJ TANKIAN music, New Joe DeRosa video, Kerry Louise, and Ivy Black Show their goods

Holy Jesus H. Cornchips, Do you NEED today to be the end of the week as much as we do?

Get a hotel room with a hot tub, get a few MILFs at the local bar, and have yourself a weekend retreat. 65% of married women cheat. A few of 'em could be yours.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

This is Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen:

He's doing the whitest white man dance EVER. Oof.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

It was only a matter of time before another FOCKERS movie was made, and that time is now. Presenting the trailer for Little Fockers:

You got your Robert Deniro. You got your Ben Stiller. You got your Little Fockers.

Adrianne Curry is Naked on Twitter...again (WWTDD)

Internet geeks rejoice, because Adrianne Curry loves being NAKED


Oh Shit! Werewolf! Wait, no... it's just Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)

you know her... she's on JERSEY SHORE ... Werewolf!

7 Drugs That You Can Legally Grow Right In Your Home (The Bachelor Guy)

Sunny Leone and her Hiney will brighten up your rainy day (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

Americans React to Game-Winning Goal - World Cup Fever Continues (Video) (URLesque)

Body Secrets - by Joe DeRosa (atom)

Paige Lowry Peels off her clothes in this outstanding Pitctorial (Dailyniner)

13 Pictures of Girls Drinking Beer (Fork Party)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kinky in her tiny Blue outfit (z0d)

World's Hottest Secretary Will Show You Around 'Mad Men' Set (Asylum)

Cats! In! Space! A Mostly Fictional History of Interstellar Felines (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our pals in CINDERELLA are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is a clip of them at Jones Beach:

How does Tom Keifer consistently manage to sing like he's got his nuts in a vice? We may never know.

Serj Tankian from SYSTEM OF A DOWN (click for iTunes link) has a new song, and *gasp*... it's politically-charged:

ooh. Pretty colors.

From political warbling to pulling down pants...here come the ladies!

Busty adult starlet Kerry Louise is having a hard time staying in her Bikini:

She's also having a hard time keeping her makeup on...cuz she's getting knocked around, but that's not something we're about to judge her for.

Sexy, petite New York hottie Ivy Black is writing around on what could be the luckiest couch EVER:

leg Warmers? Do people still wear those? Apparently so.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Dennis Hopper Has Died, Girlfriend Pukes in Plane, CINDERELLA and SILENT RAGE are live, Kelley Scarlett and Yulia Nova are Busty

Holy Happy Memorial Day! Why the hell are we working?
Get your ass to the beach and scope out a MILF to molest:

Memorial Day is about honoring our fallen heroes by fornicating with a war widow...You have to be selfless sometimes.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

We honor the late, great Dennis Hopper with an homage to his most memorable role:

...and we're talking about his role as Lefty Enright in Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

If your girlfriend gets even remotely airsick...

...you might want to reconsider taking her up in your plane and doing a barrel-roll.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Nika Lauraitis in a Bikini. Um, Who? (Drunken Stepfather)

25 Awesome Boat Names (Banned In Hollywood)

Anette Dawn will have you bug-eyed from dusk till ... well... you know (Freakshow Planet)

'Alice In Wonderland' - DVD review (Bullz-Eye)

Mason Moore has Big Tattoos...and Big Boobs (Dailyniner)

The Life Of Mexican Cantina Women In Pictures (DJMICK)

Top 25 Mispronounceable Names in MLB History (Bleacher Report)

Come and See Betty C without Clothes (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Holy hair band! CINDERELLA is Alive and Well at ROCKLAHOMA:

yeah, we mean CINDERELLA the band... not the mentally abused Disney Character.

Remember 80's Glam Band SILENT RAGE? No!?!? Awesome!

They're alive and well (slightly balder) and doing tributes to Ronnie James Dio in Redondo Beach. SILENT RAGE! Anyone? Anyone?

From hair bands to hairless honeys...

So what if Busty blond Jenny McClain was born in the Czech Republic?

She loves American football and loves popping out of her American Fooball Jersey

Brown-eyed, Black-haired Busty British Babe Kelley Scarlett has squeezed herself into a tiny red mini skirt:

Not for long, though. Kelley's pierced nips make an appearance within seconds of the clip beginning.

Russian beauty Yulia Nova has 110G-sized boobs:

How the woman stays upright, we'll NEVER know.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Cable Breaks & Crane Crashes, Jonah Hex Trailer, Halle Berry is SINGLE, CINDERELLA in New York, TESTAMENT guitarist with Rodrigo Y Gabriela, SOUNDGARDEN reunion video, Carli Banks, Jasmine Byrne

It's Friday. Get outside and fornicate with a friendly neighbor or co-worker. Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your face and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

How's about checking the strength of your cables...


BEFORE you try hauling the 70-ton Turbine around the warehouse. Whoopsie.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:


You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Can't never forget John Malkovich.

Halle Berry is Single! (WWTDD)

That's excellent news! Halle Berry has amazing boobs for a MILF...and we, uh... like...MILFs.


Whose Mom-cleavage is this, eh? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint: she apparently had a boob job to make her tiny boobs...less tiny... because why be obvious when you can be...subtle

Fox Planning 'Commando' Remake (MovieFone)

Prinzzess Sasha only LOOKS like a Princes. The rest is pure filth (Freakshow Planet)

'A Nightmare on Elm Street' - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Alisha King is holding the world's luckiest ice cream cone...and sex toy. (Dailyniner)

7 People Who Will Ruin Your Kentucky Derby Party (Asylum)

The Wonderful World Of Sex Positions (The Campus Socialite)

Drink POWERTHIRST (College Humor)

Coco Shows off her Outstanding Booty in a highly-airbrushed photo shoot (z0d)

Tiger Woods: "I Banged 120 Women" ...And He Still Left One Off (With Leather)

Fake Fight Fail (Video Gone Viral)

6 Fool-Proof First Date Conversation Starters (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

The guys in CINDERELLA are back on the road, and Touring with the SCORPIONS - Get those Tix!:

Tom Keifer had to rehabilitate his busted vocal cords so he could go back to sounding like they'd been torn out.

Heard of RODRIGO Y GABRIELA? No? Well, you should. They were at Radio City Music Hall last night with tons of guests:

One of those guests was Alex Skolkick of TESTAMENT (pictured above). Another was Robert Trujillo of METALLICA.

and wouldn't you know it? Quality footage of that SOUNDGARDEN reunion concert in Seattle has made its way online:

Let's see how long this reunion lasts Anyone want to take bets?

Hard rock leads to hard nipps. Sometimes...

Awesome-bodied Carli Banks from Bumblegirls can't stop touching herself:

And if we had bodies like hers, we'd be wanking uncontrollably.

From Big Boobs to Big Latina Booty...

Buxom, curvy Jasmine Byrne from Big Wet Asses is none-too-shy about taking off her shorts and getting oiled up:

and if you want to see what she did AFTER getting oiled up Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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