Female Canadiens Fans get Dumped, Tito and Jenna are A-OK Now, Kylie Minogue's New Video, ACCEPT live in NYC, New STP video, Amy Reid and Sochee Mala Nude

Happy Monday, boys and girls. If Mondays are a thing to be happy about.
Did you spend the weekend playing hide the salami with a cute co-worker? If so, then give yourself a pat on the back.

Having an affair is like giving spare change to the poor. It just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

We're not exactly avid hockey fans, but we LOVE watching a pickup truck full of female Canadiens fans get dumped onto the street:


This happened in Montreal after the Habs beat the Penguins.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Tito and Jenna: Everything is All Better Now (WWTDD)

Honestly, as long as Jenna keeps making her Club Jenna magic, whatever else she does is fine with us.


Kylie Minogue's New Video looks Fun (Drunken Stepfather)

Kylie Minogue's Naked Ass Looks pretty outstanding also... betcha didn't know she was doing skin flicks, did ya?

Intimate Gymnastics Will Pump You Up ... Down There (Asylum)

PLAYBOY babe Teri Harrison is Having a Hard Time Staying Dressed. (Freakshow Planet)

15 Films Where Humanity isn't Doing so Hot (Bullz-Eye)

Amanda Corey...is kinda Whore-y (Dailyniner)

'Iron Man 2' Soundtrack Review (MovieFone)

Nine Alternate Jobs For Lindsay Lohan (with Photoshops) (UPROXX)

So Much 'Inception' Stuff you'll Probably Barf (FilmDrunk)

Jazy, Nikita and Amanda are a whole pile of Naked Bisexuality (z0d)

How To Handel Idle Chit-Chat with Strangers (FunnyCrave)

It's the Betty White SNL Drinking Game! (TheBachelorGuy)

The 10 best stand-up comedians of all-time (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

You know, for all the drama that surrounds the band STONE TEMPLE PILOTS are pretty damn impressive when Weiland is coherent:

Go Get Your STP Tickets NOW and see which version of the band you're going to get!

Apparently there are still hundreds of New Yorkers who love ACCEPT:

...and who still love singing along with "Balls To The Wall". The re-formed ACCEPT made their debut in New York City over the weekend.

From Hard Rock to Hard Bodies...

Lucious Latina Sochee Mala (click to see her list of credits) is getting changed on *ahem* 'hidden camera':

yeah, we had to suspend disbelief for a little bit on this one. But Sochee Mala was in "Evil Sluts 4", so we can loosen up a little.

German-born Busty adult starlet Amy Reid is peeling off her pink lingrie:

...on top of one seriously lucky couch...wait till you see what else she does to that lucky couch

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Jeff Ross, Ken Burns, New O&A Videos, Imus Returns, Jim Norton New Years Tickets, RateYourDoody, Egg Nog Challenge

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got!

New Years Eve with JIM NORTON - Tickets On Sale: Spend New Year's Eve with the one and only Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony Show as he takes the stage at North Fork Theater at Westbury!



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Coming this week to the Opie and Anthony Show - HOT ASS. Yes, it's been a while, but we have the lovely Bree Olson and Kayden Kross coming in courtesy of Adam & Eve. Oh, what WILL we have them do? Just stay tuned...

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Jeffrey Ross, who is promoting his gigs at the Stress Factory. We'll also be talking to Ken Burns, who is promoting his new book, The War: An Intimate History, 1941-1945.

Remember, if you want to see ANY of these in-studio guests LIVE, turn on your Paltalk (and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE')

NEW O&A VIDEOS ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have videos of Opie and Anthony interviewing Guy Ritchie and confronting some 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists during the walk to XM:


Guy Ritchie Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Opie and Anthony vs. 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists - Part 1

Opie and Anthony vs. 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists - Part 2

Opie and Anthony vs. 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists - Part 3

We also have some new videos in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Cross Dressers Attack Memphis McDonald's Workers

Shay Laren Strips In The Living Room

Alison Angel Attempts Topless Cartwheels

Ginger Lynn Allen in 'Vice Academy Part 2'

Car Accident on LIVE TV behind WLKY Reporter

Melita Toniolo Topless Photo Shoot

The Poop Tube - From Adult Swim

Michele Ralabate Works out in a yellow Bikini

Female Powerlifter Drops Barbell On Her Neck

Swiss Ski Jumper Simon Amman Runs Into Camera

Speaking of NEW VIDEOS, check out what Trish(read her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us this week:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:

Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

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