Car Crashes into Cafe, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Angelina Jolie Kisses Fan, Amanda Seyfried Kisses Girls, KINGS OF LEON Cancels show, HEAVEN & HELL Tribute to DIO, MEGADETH in Montreal, Aaron Lewis Does SKID ROW, Sara Stone, Katarina Snow Are Busty

Happy Monday! if you woke up next to someone like this...

Then congratulations! your adulterous weekend is a privilege of being a grown-up, because after all... adultery is for adults.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

Sometimes you just need a coffe, and you can't wait in line:

Crashing your car into a sidewalk cafe and rolling up the counter should probably be a last-resort kind of thing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and COVER MY FACE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FRIDA and ALICIA:


RateMyWOW: FRIDA
RateMyWOW: ALICIA

Angelina Jolie Kissed Some Random Fan in Moscow (WWTDD)

This is important WHY??? because it gives us an excuse to look at a bunch of her nude/sex scenes on Mr Skin. Hey, at least we're honest.


Amanda Seyfried is wearing a really odd outfit (Drunken Stepfather)

...and of course we're commenting on this because we saw her sex scenes in 'CHLOE' over the weekend and now we can't get enough of Amanda Seyfried's boobs.
The Real Girls of Jersey Shore (The Smoking Jacket)

Paging Kayla Paige...Paging Kayla Paige... oh, there you are...naked in the garden (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Nikki (Bullz-Eye)

Your Guts Are Danny Trejo’s Rope, Puto! (FilmDrunk)

Lizz Taylor is Likely to be touching herself once she slips out of her pink panties (Dailyniner)

8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents (UPROXX)

15 USA Network Swear Words (Dave and Thomas)

Ryana Daniels is the sweetest dark meat you'll ever see (z0d)

Basil Marceaux is Running for Governor Of Tennesee... God Help them (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

A pack of pooing pigeons caused KINGS OF LEON to cancel their show in St Louis:

Meh, call 'em crybabies, but pigeons shitting in your mouth is a hell of a reason to end a concert.

After spending all day at the Heavy MTL Festival, MEGADETH rolled into a little club in Montreal and played for a few hundred wackos:

Dave Mustaine was (allegedly) drunk off his ass, but we weren't there to witness it, so we'll stick with "Allegedly".

The remaining members of HEAVEN & HELL performed their first and ONLY tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio:

They were joined by Glenn Hughes and Jorn Lande, who filled in on vocals.

...and in New Hampshire, Aaron Lewis from STAIND was channeling his inner Sebastian Bach:

The guys in STAIND will get to work on a new album later this year.

from big guitars, to bigger boobies...

The geekest pair of horn-rimmed glasses can't distact from Sara Stone's huge boobs:

25 years-old, and packing 36DD funbags.

Busty blond bombshell Katarina Snow juggles better than any circus clown:

Only she's not juggling bowling pins she's juggling her own...welll... you know.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Female Canadiens Fans get Dumped, Tito and Jenna are A-OK Now, Kylie Minogue's New Video, ACCEPT live in NYC, New STP video, Amy Reid and Sochee Mala Nude

Happy Monday, boys and girls. If Mondays are a thing to be happy about.
Did you spend the weekend playing hide the salami with a cute co-worker? If so, then give yourself a pat on the back.

Having an affair is like giving spare change to the poor. It just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

We're not exactly avid hockey fans, but we LOVE watching a pickup truck full of female Canadiens fans get dumped onto the street:


This happened in Montreal after the Habs beat the Penguins.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Tito and Jenna: Everything is All Better Now (WWTDD)

Honestly, as long as Jenna keeps making her Club Jenna magic, whatever else she does is fine with us.


Kylie Minogue's New Video looks Fun (Drunken Stepfather)

Kylie Minogue's Naked Ass Looks pretty outstanding also... betcha didn't know she was doing skin flicks, did ya?

Intimate Gymnastics Will Pump You Up ... Down There (Asylum)

PLAYBOY babe Teri Harrison is Having a Hard Time Staying Dressed. (Freakshow Planet)

15 Films Where Humanity isn't Doing so Hot (Bullz-Eye)

Amanda Corey...is kinda Whore-y (Dailyniner)

'Iron Man 2' Soundtrack Review (MovieFone)

Nine Alternate Jobs For Lindsay Lohan (with Photoshops) (UPROXX)

So Much 'Inception' Stuff you'll Probably Barf (FilmDrunk)

Jazy, Nikita and Amanda are a whole pile of Naked Bisexuality (z0d)

How To Handel Idle Chit-Chat with Strangers (FunnyCrave)

It's the Betty White SNL Drinking Game! (TheBachelorGuy)

The 10 best stand-up comedians of all-time (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

You know, for all the drama that surrounds the band STONE TEMPLE PILOTS are pretty damn impressive when Weiland is coherent:

Go Get Your STP Tickets NOW and see which version of the band you're going to get!

Apparently there are still hundreds of New Yorkers who love ACCEPT:

...and who still love singing along with "Balls To The Wall". The re-formed ACCEPT made their debut in New York City over the weekend.

From Hard Rock to Hard Bodies...

Lucious Latina Sochee Mala (click to see her list of credits) is getting changed on *ahem* 'hidden camera':

yeah, we had to suspend disbelief for a little bit on this one. But Sochee Mala was in "Evil Sluts 4", so we can loosen up a little.

German-born Busty adult starlet Amy Reid is peeling off her pink lingrie:

...on top of one seriously lucky couch...wait till you see what else she does to that lucky couch

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.