Firecracker vs. Fish Tank, THOR video from Comic-Con, Tara Reid Drunken Party Pics, Dee Snider in Texas, Adler's Appetite LIVE, Old School Shauna Sand, Amy Reid is Oily

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A group of college-age MENSA members drop a firecracker into a ten gallon fish tank:

What did they THINK was going to happen. The Goldfish are OK. The Fish Tank isn't.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and Gentlemen, dorks of all ages (like us)... let your geek flag fly... it's Exclusive THOR footage!

If you were lucky enough to see it at Comic-Con, then ... Good for you. If not, then Enjoy... and if you don't know THOR, you have catching up to do.

Adriana Lima is Not a Good Bikini Model (WWTDD)

'Scuse us, ma'am Enough with the 'Ugly Betty' crap and drop yer pants!


Tara Reid Drunken Party Pictures (Drunken Stepfather)

Just the way we like her shitface drunk and falling out of her shirt... those acting gigs are right around the corner!
Would You Eat Sushi Out of a Tube? The Sushi Popper is Now Available! (The Campus Socialite)

Final Thoughts On Comic-Con: It’s Like A 4-Day Double Rainbow Video (FilmDrunk)

Monika Vesela shouldn't play soccer naked. She's going to get hurt. Are we missing the point? Again? (Freakshow Planet)

Grub For Guys: Peanut Butter and Banana Burger (Bullz-Eye)

Adorable Kittens Cause Massive Property Damage, Bodily Injury (UPROXX)

Ashley Nicole Arthur shouldn't play basketball naked. The other team might get distracted, you know? (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

Cassie Kellar is one Student whose Body We'd like to Study (z0d)

Facebook Sex Interactive Adventure (FunnyCrave)

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

Dee Snider from TWISTED SISTER jumped on stage with GRADY at the Republic of Texas Biker Rally:

"We're Not Gonna Take it"? What, the rising cost of Icy Hot? See, that's an old person joke. Albeit a bad one.

Former GUNS N' ROSES drummer Steven Adler and ADLER's APPETITE rolled out their new song "Alive" in Santa Ana:

Because he's such a nice fella, he's giving away the song with every purchase of his new book... for a limited time, of course.

From Classic Rock to Classic Racks...

Holy Jamoley! Shauna Sand, who you kmight know from a li'l sex tape... was once a PLAYBOY Playmate of the Month:

This clip was from a 1997 Playboy Video Centerfold video. WOW. 13 years and a lot of plastic surgery makes all the difference.

Remember German adult starlet Amy Reid? She's wetting up her boobs again:

She's doing it all in the name of her profession of course. you can see the full scene in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now (see? we no lie).

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Powerlifter Pukes, Gary Coleman Deathbed Pic is Awful, ARMORED SAINT in Hollywood, New DROWNING POOL video, Polish Rock by BLACK RIVER, Taylor Vixen, Jennie Reid, and Chelsea Rae all show their goodies

It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

Powerlifter Logan Lacy can hold up 1008 lbs realy well:

He's just not so good at holding down his lunch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The Gary Coleman Photo is Worse than You Thought (WWTDD)


Carmen Electra is Still Kinda hot (Drunken Stepfather)

and now, because we can...let's all oogle Carmen Electra's scantily-clad/naked arse!

PLAYBOY's Crista Nicole is Nice and Naked...in what looks like a church? Sacrilige! (Freakshow Planet)

A Video Chat With Adam Corolla (Bullz-Eye)

Dog Kills Baby (In a Good Way!) (URLesque)

13 Hillariously Ridiculous Movie Posters (Gunaxin)

Asian Playboy Playmate Lesbians... *droool* (Dailyniner)

You’re Doing It Wrong: 35 Horrible Tans (Banned In Hollywood)

Ashley Nicole has Two First Names and Multiple Amazing Assets (z0d)

Top 10: Reasons To Ride A Motorcycle, By Marisa Miller (AskMen)

Greece Produces Delightfully Absurd Movie Trailer (FilmDrunk)

Timeline of Tragedy: Barack Obama Appears in the “Whoomp There It Is” Video (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Our buddies in DROWNING POOL look awfully chilly in their new video for 'Turn So Cold':

They'll be on tour all summer as well as on OZZFEST, so Get your tickets now before some other numbnuts does!.

The old farts in ARMORED SAINT are still doing (and encouraging others to do) the "Tribal Dance":

The band's latest disc La Raza shipped in March, and sold 18,000 copies its first week. Not bad for a bunch of old farts.

You've heard Polish jokes, and maybe you've had Polish food...but Polish METAL? Indeed. This is the latest video from BLACK RIVER:

BLACK RIVER is comprised of members (current and former) of DIMMU BORGIR, BEHEMOTH, NEOLITHIC, SOULBURNERS and ROOTWATER.

From Heavy Metal to Heaving Hanging Hooters...

We've become very familiar with chesty young Taylor Vixen as of late:

this clip features Taylor and the luckiest bottle of lotion EVER.

From big'uns to lil'uns...

This is adult starlet Chelsea Rae, one of the hottest women you'll ever see...doing the dumbest dance you'll ever see:

Chelsea is simply prepping her hiney for the ravaging it's about to get in BIG WET ASSES 8 - On Demand Now

We read online that Sexy PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jennie Reid likes to sprinkle diamonds on her corn flakes...why?

Because it makes her dookie sparkle, silly person. Sheesh.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Female Canadiens Fans get Dumped, Tito and Jenna are A-OK Now, Kylie Minogue's New Video, ACCEPT live in NYC, New STP video, Amy Reid and Sochee Mala Nude

Happy Monday, boys and girls. If Mondays are a thing to be happy about.
Did you spend the weekend playing hide the salami with a cute co-worker? If so, then give yourself a pat on the back.

Having an affair is like giving spare change to the poor. It just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

We're not exactly avid hockey fans, but we LOVE watching a pickup truck full of female Canadiens fans get dumped onto the street:


This happened in Montreal after the Habs beat the Penguins.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Tito and Jenna: Everything is All Better Now (WWTDD)

Honestly, as long as Jenna keeps making her Club Jenna magic, whatever else she does is fine with us.


Kylie Minogue's New Video looks Fun (Drunken Stepfather)

Kylie Minogue's Naked Ass Looks pretty outstanding also... betcha didn't know she was doing skin flicks, did ya?

Intimate Gymnastics Will Pump You Up ... Down There (Asylum)

PLAYBOY babe Teri Harrison is Having a Hard Time Staying Dressed. (Freakshow Planet)

15 Films Where Humanity isn't Doing so Hot (Bullz-Eye)

Amanda Corey...is kinda Whore-y (Dailyniner)

'Iron Man 2' Soundtrack Review (MovieFone)

Nine Alternate Jobs For Lindsay Lohan (with Photoshops) (UPROXX)

So Much 'Inception' Stuff you'll Probably Barf (FilmDrunk)

Jazy, Nikita and Amanda are a whole pile of Naked Bisexuality (z0d)

How To Handel Idle Chit-Chat with Strangers (FunnyCrave)

It's the Betty White SNL Drinking Game! (TheBachelorGuy)

The 10 best stand-up comedians of all-time (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

You know, for all the drama that surrounds the band STONE TEMPLE PILOTS are pretty damn impressive when Weiland is coherent:

Go Get Your STP Tickets NOW and see which version of the band you're going to get!

Apparently there are still hundreds of New Yorkers who love ACCEPT:

...and who still love singing along with "Balls To The Wall". The re-formed ACCEPT made their debut in New York City over the weekend.

From Hard Rock to Hard Bodies...

Lucious Latina Sochee Mala (click to see her list of credits) is getting changed on *ahem* 'hidden camera':

yeah, we had to suspend disbelief for a little bit on this one. But Sochee Mala was in "Evil Sluts 4", so we can loosen up a little.

German-born Busty adult starlet Amy Reid is peeling off her pink lingrie:

...on top of one seriously lucky couch...wait till you see what else she does to that lucky couch

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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Tuesday Links: Fat Guy Falls Through Ceiling, Car his Big Blue Wall, Mystery Nips, Robert Pattison & Friend, James Hetfield impersonates Dave Mustaine

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know...they say that for every fat guy that falls through your celing...




There's like...a dozen or so you don't see...

Officer, I swear... that building jumped right out in front of me!




Uh huh. Sure it did, Chester.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Mystery Nips! Whose headlights do these pencil erasers belong to?? (Drunken Stepfather)



here's a hint...she's been in NOTHING worth watching... but she's got a hot arse!





Whoa, wait a minute...we thought Robert Pattison was allergic to vaginas. (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Lindsay Marie in a Leopard Skin Bra (FreakshowPlanet)



Liberal Arts: Links to Make You More a Entertaining Person (The Campus Throne)



Penthouse Pets Isis and Jackie are becoming very fast friends (z0d)



Playing The Age Card (PENTHOUSE)



Mariella and Sarah get Nipple-to-Nipple (Dailyniner)



'Lost' Star Emilie de Ravin On Crazy Claire's Hair, Furry Friends and Island Enemies (AOL TV)



The 20 Worst Guidos (HEAVY)



Top 10: Craziest Assassinations (AskMen)



Love Almanac Predicts Adultery, Divorce and Murder (Asylum)

Whoa boy! Did someone say ADULTERY??? Looks like the perfect place for one of these:



You know what the secret to keeping a relationship STRONG is, dontcha? VARIETY, boy! Now go get some!




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Nice to know that James Hetfield of METALLICA is all finished taking shots at Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH:



Oh wait...shit. No he's not. Our bad.

Is that ALICE COOPER? Eeeyup. Is that a retching Alien? eeeeyup.



Is he hawking electronics for a German retailer?? Uh huh.

Busty young Bella Blaze can't keep her hands off her own chest:



Not that we blame her... Honestly, would YOU want to take your hands off this chest?...Didn't think so.

Perky petite PLAYBOY hotness Jennie Reid is in the bubble bath:



Goddamn, that's a lucky bathtub, ain't it?

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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