MILF sunbathing, Street Fight knock-out, CONAN teaser, SUPER 8 trailer, ELECTRIC BOYS still relevant, OVERKILL still flipping the bird, Brand-Spanking-new Bree Olson video!

We're not ones to complain, and we're certainly not going to start now:

Tell your mom to keep posting pics of herself like this in those online personals... we'd like to take her out for a malted.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Awww shit, son, you got knocked the F-...:

oh whatever, you know how it goes. Thuds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The teaser trailer for CONAN: The Barbarian is online, and Conan looks a little leaner:

... and he seems to speakoo better Engrish. Yeah, we know. Asian? We didn't know how to type out mock-Austrian.

Oh, and the trailer for SUPER 8 is online, and we STILL don't know what this movie is about:

Is it about aliens? Is it about trains? Is it about Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams wanking each other off? Someone fill us in, dammit!

Jenny McCarthy still looks hot in a bikini... dayum

C'mon... find a flaw! Find a FLAW! Smell it! Smell it! wait, we got off track there for a sec. (Drunken Stepfather)

aaaand while you're smelling it (wait, sorry)...enjoy Jenny McCarthy sans-clothing... you know you want to (Mr. Skin)

Cody Milo is the only person with the name 'Milo' we want to see naked (FreakShow Planet)

DVD Review: The Fighter (Bullz Eye)

Brittany Barbour is Barely dressed...and is just the way we likes 'er (z0d)

Clara and Laetitia... smell the foot! Smell the foot!!! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

It's nice to know that 80's stripper anthems are just as timeless as the Star Spangled Banner:

C'mon! Who DOESN'T remember "All Lips N Hips" by ELECTRIC BOYS in your local strip club? Oh please, we cannot be the only ones.

Blitz and the guys in OVERKILL have a nic heartfelt message to give to you all:

We dont' care what you say, so ... walk in an orderly fashion toward the door..oooor. Indidentally, Blitz needs a sandwich

PHIL ANSELMO is still milking the PANTERA cow...is that even a phrase???:

Regardles... he might want to come up with some more songs, you know?

Who wants to see a few videos from the O&A show that we never ever ever put online? Yeah, we thought so. OK, here's some nature footage.

Heh. Gotcha.

Kayden Kross is a good egg who takes off her clothes...

...and gives lap-dances in-studio. 'Nuff said. There's LOTS more where that came from, Charlie.

There's a young lady in the news a LOT, lately. Her name is Bree Olson. Well, she used to do the O&A Show all the time.

This is Bree and Kayden Kross using a sex toy we got from Adam & Eve...for 50% off... damn!.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Britney and Beyonce do lot of Bitching, Busted Up Boxer, Lots of Lesbians Licking

Oh lordy...a smut reviewer's job is never done, is it?

So nice to see Gianna Michaels branching out...Get Your 50% OFF this DVD now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of newbie adult starlet Ashly Paige:


s RateMyWOW: Ashly Paige

This super-toned ass has been making the rounds lately... not bad for a mom, right?Subtle, right?

Sitcoms, morning TV, and rock-hard abs. Thanks to our buds at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We don't care how many movies she shakes her ass in...

Beyonce still acts like a whiny Diva on stage

(then of course, we have our favorite lip-syncing genius)

Our gal Britney Spears got the shit scared out of her the other day at Mohegan Sun:

Odd how that microphone didn't pick up any of her screaming, eh? now let's all stare at Brit's boobs.

(this has ZERO to do with music, but it's funny as hell)

Cruiserweight boxer Brian Sutherland had ONE professional fight. It lasted less than a minute

Down goes the mullet!! Down goes the mullet!!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry for what? Lesbians? Jesus, our priorities are screwed)

Holy Hell. Aria Giovanni and Nikki Nova are having sexy time...

We're at a loss for words, but not a loss for drool.

As long as we're on the girl-girl love thing...

lookie what Suzie and Bijou are up to... other than having odd names.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Suzie Carina and Bijou Get Touchy Feely
Beyonce Yells at Lighting Techs in Rotterdam
Aria Giovanni and Nikki Nova Lesbian Fun Time
Ferrari Crash On Nicolas Cage NYC Movie Set
Danielle Bathes Her Beautiful Body
Brian Sutherland - Worst Boxer Ever
Claudia Flashes in the Park
20 Year-Old Fan Jumps On Stage with Britney Spears

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, 'Pissed On and Pissed Off, Fat Chicks on Slippery Ramps, Awful Singing, New Music Videos, New Busty Babe videos

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Chastity Lynn:


s RateMyWOW: Chastity Lynn

It's another mystery ass, kids... and those hips don't lie...Subtle, right?

OK, so we're really bad at being subtle. Thanks to our buds at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

PISSED ON and PISSED OFF: What do you get when you team up Christian Bale and The Iron Sheik? The bestest Buddy Comedy to ever grace the silver screen! - check out the trailer now!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

She might have a magnificent ass in the movies but Denise Richards can't sing worth a fuck.

Take me out to the ball game...and stick a knitting needle in my ears!

(here's something just as graceful, but not as sexy when naked)

water Slides and chubby chicks don't mix... or so you'd THINK:

(this has nothing to do with the above, but it looks cool as shit)

Michael Bay knows how to make a trailer, that's for DAMN sure.

Now tell us you're not going apeshit for the new TRANSFORMERS sequel

I'M SORRY:
(oh stop apologizing. Nakedness is wonderful)

Take a moment and gawk at Nicole Graves and her magnificent bosoms and hiney...

Nice, right?.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Topless In Black and Red Lingerie
SLIPKNOT: 'Before I Forget' LIVE in Toronto
Nicole Graves slips out of her Pink Striped Stockings
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Trailer 2
Fat Woman Launched off Water Slide Ramp
Erica Campbell Shows off Her Perfect Boobs and Butt
Denise Richards sings 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' Poorly
Lenka is Vacuuming and Getting Naked
Congressman Reads Long List Of Sex Acts

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Monday Links: Live Comedy and Fake Butts, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Great Kat Interview, GI JOE Trailer, New Music Videos, New Busty Babe videos

Had a hell of a time watching and tweeting Dane Cook and Robert Kelly at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ over the weekend:



We showed this to four different security guards at the Prudential Center and got four different sets of directions. Yay backstage pass.

How'd you like to walk into your house and see a Bree Olson Cyber-Skin Ass on your kitchen counter?



Get 50% off your Bree Olson hiney and vag...thanks to our friends at Adam & Eve!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Roxie:





RateMyWOW: Roxie

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We rolled up our sleeves and interviewed The GREAT KAT about her guitar virtuosity...and she yelled at us.



CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW!

(speaking of guitar shredders...check this out)

It's Richie Kotzen playing live in Sao Paulo, Brazil:

(speaking of 'shredding'...lookee the cool new trailer we found)

We're officially psyched to see the upcoming GI JOE movie later this summer:



That's SNAKE EYES and STORM SHADOW making the slicey-dicey in the upcoming GI JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA film

I'M SORRY:

(Wait, what the hell are we apologizing for? We're about to show you some naked ladies!)

Her name is Kaytee Bees and she's a PLAYBOY Cyber Girl



Whatever title you give her, she's magnificent piece of ass.

American-made hotness Shay Laren is once again front and center...



...and totally naked, showing off those naturally-massive boobs of hers.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Shay Laren Strips Out of Her Blue Lace Bra

Deidra At The Mohegan Sun Dessert Buffet

Veronika Zemanova Washes Her New Car

Brazilian Man Swims too Close to Dam Spillway

Gabriela Takes a Bubble Bath

Richie Kotzen: 'You Can't Save Me' LIVE in Brazil

PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Kaytee Bees Strips Naked

GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - International Trailer

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NEW DVD REVIEWS: DON'T LET DADDY KNOW, BARELY LEGAL BOOT CAMP, NO MAN'S LAND, THOAT GAGGERS, and More!

What happens when you lock up a few reviewers for a week with nothing but adult DVDs, and then ask them to embody the personas of a cow and a salmon? You get some of the most brutally honest DVD reviews you will ever read. Quite frankly, they don't soft soap, and they don't pull any punches... what you read is what you get...even if the crew is writing with farm animals...



Reviews include:



No Man's Land 44: Lipstick Lesbians

Don't Let Daddy Know 5

Barely Legal Boot Camp: Class of '08

Anal Rider

Fucked At Home 2

PENTHOUSE: My Imaginary Life

PENTHOUSE Forum: Sleepover

PENTHOUSE: Just a Girl



Read Our Entire Online DVD Review Archive here!

Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Lisa Sparxxx Returns, Boobs on Paltalk and RateMyWoW, Awful Acting by Athletes, Looking for

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: New O&A Videos Online, Awful Acting by Athletes, Looking for Lactating Moms, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Holy Schmoley, the Opie and Anthony Show has made it to TUESDAY without blowing up. It's a miracle, says us!! We've got a heck of a show in store for you kids, so let's all strap in, put on our laughing hats, and get ready to chuckle...or something.

New Opie and Anthony Videos: Thanks to the editing skills of our own Sam, we have some great new videos to share with you:



B.D. Dave the intern watches '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Kosher Sports with B.D. Dave the intern

Awful Acting by Athletes: It's no big secret. Athletes really shouldn't be acting. Michael Phelps drove that point home over the weekend on Saturday Night Live and Shaquille O'Neal has been making bad movies since...forever. We're probably missing a bunch, so if you think you have a good example of an Athlete acting poorly Email our own E Rock with your ideas/examples.

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!

(We're looking to do this IMMEDIATELY if not sooner... but please let Danny know your availability)

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

(now let's rapidly change directions...and show you THIS)

Bri is a slender, blond, blue-eyed, porcelain-skinned 21 year-old FOUNDRY CAMS babe who can't resist the feel of 'GRR'shirts, fishnets, and rocking out to 'Bad Girlfriend' by THEORY OF A DEAD MAN.







CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BRI IN ACTION





...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Arsemarks: Travis brands himself with an apple cutter

Student Brawls With Teacher in School Cafeteria

Giant Hail vs. Storm Chasers

Petra Soaps Up Her 34DD boobs

Nanette's Topless Compilation

TWISTED SISTER joins EXTREME on stage in Italy

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Looking for Lactating Moms, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's the start of another week, and if you've got a serious case of 'The Mondays' (yech)... then the Opie and Anthony Radio Extravaganza has the cure

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



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Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Saturday Night Live: Tina Fey as Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin

Girlfriend Gets Topless In The Laundry Room

Mythbusters: Helium vs. Sulfur Hexafluoride

Mandy Lynn Strips Out Of Her Black Dress

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: New O&A Videos online, Looking for Lactating Moms, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Good God Almighty, it's FRIDAY. Thank GOD. We have a few updates for you this morning. More to come later on.

New Opie and Anthony Show Videos: Yesterday marked the triumphant topless return of Bree Olson and the lovely Kayden Kross to the show, and thanks to our own Sam, we have VIDEO:



Bree Olson Shows Her Beautiful Natural Boobs to The O&A Show

Kayden Kross Gets Naked On The O&A Show

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross - Revisited: in case you missed the last few times Bree and Kayden were on the show, you can reference these videos:



Bree Olson and Kayden Kross visit the O&A Show

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross watch '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Bree Olson tickles Roland and Motorboats the O&A fans!

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!

(We're looking to do this IMMEDIATELY if not sooner... but please let Danny know your availability)

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Robert Deniro and Al Pacino promote 'Righteous Kill' on the TODAY Show

Screaming German Woman interviewed while walking down the street

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Marc Maron, Bree Olson and Kayden Kross return - Turn on Your Paltalk!!!, Looking for Lactating Moms, New Videos Onli

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Even though September 11th is a somber occasion for people around the globe (specifically in the U.S...and even more specifically in New York City), there's no reason to let the whole day be a downer just because seven years ago, several fanatics decided to hijack passenger jets and kill thousands of innocent civilians...umm, right? We can all crack a smile and put on our laughing hats because the Opie and Anthony crew has a doozy of a show for you today, kids. First off, our comedian buddy Marc Maron is coming by to hang with the show and will probably get political for a while. For the low-brow chunk of the audience, two of our FAVORITE people are coming back to the show: Bree Olson and the lovely Kayden Kross are returning to promote the EXXXOTICA New York Expo, which is going down this weekend at the New Jersey Convention & Exposition Center in Edison, NJ. get more info at their MySpace page. Wouldn't you know it? The nice people at HOT MOVIES are one of the sponsors, so remember to go slap around your ding dong to some of their fine product.

TURN ON YOUR PALTALK!! - If you remember anything about the last few times Bree and Kayden have been in, you'll have your Paltalk turned on well before they arrive. Unless of course you think looking at NAKED LADIES ON WEBCAM is icky.... Just log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross - Revisited: in case you missed the last few times Bree and Kayden were on the show, you can reference these videos:



Bree Olson and Kayden Kross visit the O&A Show

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross watch '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Bree Olson tickles Roland and Motorboats the O&A fans!

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!

(We're looking to do this IMMEDIATELY if not sooner... but please let Danny know your availability)

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

...and on the opposite end of the spectrum, we'll promote the Twins again... they're hot, not lactating, and almost naked...

Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Verunka Fasterova in tiny Pink Lingerie

Large Hadron Rap

Rachel Starr Shows off her Booty on The Stairs

Joe Biden Chuck Graham Wheelchair Blunder

Lanny Barby Strips out of Her Purple Lingerie

Catfight at Houston Rodeo

News Blooper - 'Magniturd' Earthquake

Boob Grab at UK Stadium

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Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Bill Burr, who is at Caroline's this weekend. We're also hanging with Dave Attell, who has a new HBO special, Captain Miserable. And if that wasn't impressive enough...we're also going to talk to Lou Bellera, who is married to Amy Fisher, and the other half of AMY FISHER: CAUGHT ON TAPE....which we can't get enough of.

New Years Eve with JIM NORTON - Tickets On Sale: Spend New Year's Eve with the one and only Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony Show as he takes the stage at North Fork Theater at Westbury!

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NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to a lovely female fan, we have a new pair of bosoms for you to gawk at
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWoW: Is That A Hickey on The Left Boob?

NEW O&A VIDEO ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have some great video clips of Bob Saget (click to see him on Broadway) and Jeff Ross, as well as porn starlets Bree Olson and Kayden Kross from their recent appearances:


Adult Starlets Bree Olson and Kayden Kross Visit the Opie and Anthony Show

Denis Leary Returns To The Opie and Anthony Show

Bob Saget and Jeffrey Ross React to '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Lilly from Ron and Fez watches '2 Girls 1 Cup'

Since we all love new videos...and boobies...check out what Ashleigh from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us this week:

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We added some new beef and cheese to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Standing Under a Dassault Falcon 10 During Take Off

Dumb Thief Steals Security Camera From Australian Radio Station

Busty Gal Goes Driving At Night

Bikini Photo Shoot With Sexy Asian Models

Topless Brazilian Babe Plays Pool

Naked Shoppers In Phoenix Convenience Store

50 CENT Busted Doing Lines In Zagreb?

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Jeff Ross, Ken Burns, New O&A Videos, Imus Returns, Jim Norton New Years Tickets, RateYourDoody, Egg Nog Challenge

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New Years Eve with JIM NORTON - Tickets On Sale: Spend New Year's Eve with the one and only Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony Show as he takes the stage at North Fork Theater at Westbury!



GET TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

Coming this week to the Opie and Anthony Show - HOT ASS. Yes, it's been a while, but we have the lovely Bree Olson and Kayden Kross coming in courtesy of Adam & Eve. Oh, what WILL we have them do? Just stay tuned...

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Jeffrey Ross, who is promoting his gigs at the Stress Factory. We'll also be talking to Ken Burns, who is promoting his new book, The War: An Intimate History, 1941-1945.

Remember, if you want to see ANY of these in-studio guests LIVE, turn on your Paltalk (and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE')

NEW O&A VIDEOS ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have videos of Opie and Anthony interviewing Guy Ritchie and confronting some 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists during the walk to XM:


Guy Ritchie Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Opie and Anthony vs. 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists - Part 1

Opie and Anthony vs. 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists - Part 2

Opie and Anthony vs. 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists - Part 3

We also have some new videos in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Cross Dressers Attack Memphis McDonald's Workers

Shay Laren Strips In The Living Room

Alison Angel Attempts Topless Cartwheels

Ginger Lynn Allen in 'Vice Academy Part 2'

Car Accident on LIVE TV behind WLKY Reporter

Melita Toniolo Topless Photo Shoot

The Poop Tube - From Adult Swim

Michele Ralabate Works out in a yellow Bikini

Female Powerlifter Drops Barbell On Her Neck

Swiss Ski Jumper Simon Amman Runs Into Camera

Speaking of NEW VIDEOS, check out what Trish(read her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us this week:

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Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:

Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:

MySpace: Opie and Anthony
Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
FUBAR: FoundryMusic
Twitter: FoundryMusic
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