MILF loves the bowflex, Russian X-Men trailer, 5 minutes of 'Source Code', A few seconds of 'Quarantine 2', FOO FIGHTERS new video, ALICE COOPER live, New FIREWIND video, JOHN 5 plays better than you

Tell your mom all that bowflex work is paying off:

When we saw this photo of her in her personal ad... we were kinda wishing she wasn't your mom, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Well, it's not so much 'terrible' as it is aggrivating:

If you can handle the Russian dubbing and text, there's a whole hat-full of new footage from X-MEN First Class. Yes, a HAT full.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The first five minutes of the movie SOURCE CODE are online and if you're confused...

GOOD. So are we, and we'd hate to think there was anyone out there smarter than us. We're Sooper Geniuses.

The sequel to the film QUARANTINE is online, and while we can't really render judgement, we want to say...

"Get these mother-fuckin' zombies off this mother-fuckin' plane!!! There. We said it. We feel much much better.

KE$ha is a slob in a bikini

That's all. click the pic if you want to vomit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Elisa wastes NO time in showing you her no-no spot (FreakShow Planet)

Interview with the Cast & Crew of 'LIMITLESS' (Bullz Eye)

Larisa is measuring the size of her nips. This is something we think all women should do and take note of (z0d)

Angela Taylor has beetles in her cooter...either that, or she really loves playing with it...a lot (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

FOO FIGHTERS have a new video out, and it was directed by Dave Grohl himself:

Not that we can tell, to be honest. It could have been directed by Fellini, but then again he's dead...but that would have been something, wouldn't it? You know, the whole dead-guy-directing a fuckin' video?

ALICE COOPER just got inducted into the Hall of Fame, so in honor...we bring you...:

A performance from last fall of a song he wrote about ten years ago. Yaaaaay us. Way to go above and beyond, right?

Want to play guitar like JOHN 5 (from ROB ZOMBIE and formerly of MARILYN MANSON)????

Well good fucking luck, because this video lesson will do more to confuse the shit out of you than help you.

Now, most of you know that Gus G. plays guitar for OZZY OSBOURNE. Did you also know that he's in a band FIREWIND?

No? They're Greek. Which means that when they're not washing dishes in a diner somewhere in New Jersey, they're doing THIS.

OK, so that took a while to get through. Who's up for some boobies? Yeah, you in the back. You're always raising your hand. Perv.

Anyone want to see the lovely Autumn Riley rub a very lucky lollipop on her nips?

No? Alright then, fuck off. We don't serve your kind here. You know, like droids...

There's a lot of talk of gals named Bree in the news lately (you know, the whole Bree Olson/Charlie Sheen thing...

Well THIS friends is a girl named BREE DANIELS...We think she's hotter than Bree Olson, but she's also not nailing Charlie Sheen. Then again, what do we know?

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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MILF sunbathing, Street Fight knock-out, CONAN teaser, SUPER 8 trailer, ELECTRIC BOYS still relevant, OVERKILL still flipping the bird, Brand-Spanking-new Bree Olson video!

We're not ones to complain, and we're certainly not going to start now:

Tell your mom to keep posting pics of herself like this in those online personals... we'd like to take her out for a malted.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Awww shit, son, you got knocked the F-...:

oh whatever, you know how it goes. Thuds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The teaser trailer for CONAN: The Barbarian is online, and Conan looks a little leaner:

... and he seems to speakoo better Engrish. Yeah, we know. Asian? We didn't know how to type out mock-Austrian.

Oh, and the trailer for SUPER 8 is online, and we STILL don't know what this movie is about:

Is it about aliens? Is it about trains? Is it about Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams wanking each other off? Someone fill us in, dammit!

Jenny McCarthy still looks hot in a bikini... dayum

C'mon... find a flaw! Find a FLAW! Smell it! Smell it! wait, we got off track there for a sec. (Drunken Stepfather)

aaaand while you're smelling it (wait, sorry)...enjoy Jenny McCarthy sans-clothing... you know you want to (Mr. Skin)

Cody Milo is the only person with the name 'Milo' we want to see naked (FreakShow Planet)

DVD Review: The Fighter (Bullz Eye)

Brittany Barbour is Barely dressed...and is just the way we likes 'er (z0d)

Clara and Laetitia... smell the foot! Smell the foot!!! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

It's nice to know that 80's stripper anthems are just as timeless as the Star Spangled Banner:

C'mon! Who DOESN'T remember "All Lips N Hips" by ELECTRIC BOYS in your local strip club? Oh please, we cannot be the only ones.

Blitz and the guys in OVERKILL have a nic heartfelt message to give to you all:

We dont' care what you say, so ... walk in an orderly fashion toward the door..oooor. Indidentally, Blitz needs a sandwich

PHIL ANSELMO is still milking the PANTERA cow...is that even a phrase???:

Regardles... he might want to come up with some more songs, you know?

Who wants to see a few videos from the O&A show that we never ever ever put online? Yeah, we thought so. OK, here's some nature footage.

Heh. Gotcha.

Kayden Kross is a good egg who takes off her clothes...

...and gives lap-dances in-studio. 'Nuff said. There's LOTS more where that came from, Charlie.

There's a young lady in the news a LOT, lately. Her name is Bree Olson. Well, she used to do the O&A Show all the time.

This is Bree and Kayden Kross using a sex toy we got from Adam & Eve...for 50% off... damn!.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Bikini MILF trio, RED trailer, new PREDATORS trailer, Mel Gibson Did WHAT? ...SLAYER and ANTHRAX in Bulgaria, Cam With Carmen, Bailey Kline, Bree Daniels, and April O'Neil all get Naked

Yay for Monday... Wait, no. That's not right. Try to mop up after yourself and say good-bye to that pair of MILFs you picked up down the shore this weekend:

Three beauties for the price of one, now THAT's what we call adultery... Three Girls. One Motel Room.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

Wait, so you're saying that Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren are retired CIA operatives in RED?

Yeah, sure. Whatever works. Run with it.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy Crap, the new PREDATORS movie is looking more badass with every trailer:

It's Got Running, Jumping, Screaming, Shooting, Gutting, Disembowling... all the stuff that makes a good movie great.

“He punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth…” (WWTDD)


Whose Ass In A Bikini is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

You'll never guess (we didn't)... but if George Clooney doesn't marry this chick, then we will ... you know, like...in a dream or something.

The Top Ten Mafia Movies - Part 1 (Campus Socialite)

Sara Stone and Her Huge Boobs Will fill up any room (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Knight and Day (Bullz-Eye)

Google Street View's Mysterious 'Horse Boy' Caught Unmasked (URLesque)

Jilted Woman Selling 'Bastard Brownies' to Buy Home (LemonDrop)

Lucia Tovar is Luscious, Lovely, and *drool* (Dailyniner)

So Simple, Yet Brilliant - Standing Toothbrush (AskMen)

Kiki Loses Her Pink Bikini Faster than you can say 'booty hole' (z0d)

16 Intriguing Businesses - Gorilla playing saxophone is one of them. Intrigued now? (UPROXX)

Playboy Sues Drake For "Best I Ever Had" Copyright Infringement (Smoking Section)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

The living legends that make up SLAYER made a bunch of Bulgarians VERY happy:

and by 'a bunch', we mean about 80,000 or so.

As long as we're in Bulgaria, let's honor the reunited ANTHRAX who welcomed back Joey Belladonna and his awful dye job:

We criticize because we're jealous. Of the fan base. Not the dye job, Joey.

From Thrashing to umm...what bosom word rhymes with 'thrashing'?

Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos and on her own site Cam With Carmen is showing off her E-cups in a fishnet bra:

Try not to jump through your monitor. clicking here is so much easier, isn't it?

Perky blond Twistys Treat Bree Daniels grew up an hour outside of Yellowstone:

Watch out for bears! Eeechh. Take yer shirt off already!.

Speaking of blondes, Bailey Kline figure out what her webcam is for:

Business meetings. Yeah, right. Get naked and show us your booty! That's why webcams were invented.

From blondes to brunettes... April O'Neil cleans up and dolls up nice, doesn't she?

of course, April doesn't stay dolled up for long... hello Mister Dildo! (no, we're not talking about our boss)

Back to blondes!!! We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Britney and Beyonce do lot of Bitching, Busted Up Boxer, Lots of Lesbians Licking

Oh lordy...a smut reviewer's job is never done, is it?

So nice to see Gianna Michaels branching out...Get Your 50% OFF this DVD now!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of newbie adult starlet Ashly Paige:


s RateMyWOW: Ashly Paige

This super-toned ass has been making the rounds lately... not bad for a mom, right?Subtle, right?

Sitcoms, morning TV, and rock-hard abs. Thanks to our buds at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We don't care how many movies she shakes her ass in...

Beyonce still acts like a whiny Diva on stage

(then of course, we have our favorite lip-syncing genius)

Our gal Britney Spears got the shit scared out of her the other day at Mohegan Sun:

Odd how that microphone didn't pick up any of her screaming, eh? now let's all stare at Brit's boobs.

(this has ZERO to do with music, but it's funny as hell)

Cruiserweight boxer Brian Sutherland had ONE professional fight. It lasted less than a minute

Down goes the mullet!! Down goes the mullet!!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry for what? Lesbians? Jesus, our priorities are screwed)

Holy Hell. Aria Giovanni and Nikki Nova are having sexy time...

We're at a loss for words, but not a loss for drool.

As long as we're on the girl-girl love thing...

lookie what Suzie and Bijou are up to... other than having odd names.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Suzie Carina and Bijou Get Touchy Feely
Beyonce Yells at Lighting Techs in Rotterdam
Aria Giovanni and Nikki Nova Lesbian Fun Time
Ferrari Crash On Nicolas Cage NYC Movie Set
Danielle Bathes Her Beautiful Body
Brian Sutherland - Worst Boxer Ever
Claudia Flashes in the Park
20 Year-Old Fan Jumps On Stage with Britney Spears

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs on RateMyWOW, 'Pissed On and Pissed Off, Fat Chicks on Slippery Ramps, Awful Singing, New Music Videos, New Busty Babe videos

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Chastity Lynn:


s RateMyWOW: Chastity Lynn

It's another mystery ass, kids... and those hips don't lie...Subtle, right?

OK, so we're really bad at being subtle. Thanks to our buds at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married man, are ya, Lloyd? your wife doesn't seem to think so...

PISSED ON and PISSED OFF: What do you get when you team up Christian Bale and The Iron Sheik? The bestest Buddy Comedy to ever grace the silver screen! - check out the trailer now!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

She might have a magnificent ass in the movies but Denise Richards can't sing worth a fuck.

Take me out to the ball game...and stick a knitting needle in my ears!

(here's something just as graceful, but not as sexy when naked)

water Slides and chubby chicks don't mix... or so you'd THINK:

(this has nothing to do with the above, but it looks cool as shit)

Michael Bay knows how to make a trailer, that's for DAMN sure.

Now tell us you're not going apeshit for the new TRANSFORMERS sequel

I'M SORRY:
(oh stop apologizing. Nakedness is wonderful)

Take a moment and gawk at Nicole Graves and her magnificent bosoms and hiney...

Nice, right?.

You all know Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and some of the amazing videos she's done for us...

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

When you get home from groping your cute married friend, be sure to watch all the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Topless In Black and Red Lingerie
SLIPKNOT: 'Before I Forget' LIVE in Toronto
Nicole Graves slips out of her Pink Striped Stockings
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Trailer 2
Fat Woman Launched off Water Slide Ramp
Erica Campbell Shows off Her Perfect Boobs and Butt
Denise Richards sings 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' Poorly
Lenka is Vacuuming and Getting Naked
Congressman Reads Long List Of Sex Acts

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