Friday Links: It's Gonna be a Sans-Pants Weekend with the Dancing Bear, Korean Parliament Catfight, Lots O' Linkage, MÖTLEY CRÜE singer ass-plant, Angela Taylor, Lela Star and Lorna Morgan

Friday is finally here! The weekend approaches. You know what that means! Pants = optional.

This sexy big booty girl on the motel bed is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with big booty girls on motel beds. They're a proud organization and need your support.

For you ladies, no need to feel left out. The Dancing Bear is here for you.

...and he'll be dangling his privates in your face and dunking them in your drink tonight when you go out with the girls

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Working in the South Korean Parliament looks like a fun gig, don't it?

Ladies, ladies, LADIES... get a handle on yourselves, would you PLEASE?

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your sense of entitlement is, bitch-boy...you'll grow up one day.)

Milla Jovovich is a Tad Mannish (But she has been known to look really great naked on occasion)

Crystal Klein in Kind Of Hot... OK, she's VERY hot (z0d)

10 Ways Hillary Clinton Can Prove She's Still Secretary of State, Dammit (Veto Corleone)

College Majors Ranked On Chance Of Losing Virginity (Whip It Out Comedy)

20 Posterizing Dunks That Make LeBron James' Tape Seem Cavalier

Adam McKay Wants You To Watch "The Voice"

Jelena Jensen and Shay Laren Make a Sexy Sandwich (Daily Niner)

Boobs Make Great Beer Holders

Hit My Baby One More Time (College Humor)

MacGyver Loves Nude Children

When Nerds Seek Mates (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have to lie to women to get them to pay attention to you. Just be you, meat tits)

Sexy Cuban-born adult starlet Lela Star can't seem to keep her shirt on:

We sympathize... so we're taking off our pants.

California cutie Angela Taylor is feeling herself up on the couch:

What a coincidence! We were doing the same shit about ten minutes ago. Only not as sexy.

What could be better than seeing Busty Brit Lorna Morgan topless?

How's about six minutes of it? Yeah, that's pretty cool.

From racks, we move to rock...basically at CRUE FEST 2 where if you were lucky you saw Vince Neil fall on his ass:

Rock on, Vinnie. Don't let that li'l slip and the ensuing pointing-and-laughing bother you.

(Sticking with the rock, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


You get THIS video, dammit.
CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

After you get done messing around with your friend's hot mom stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Lorna Morgan Hauls Out Her Heavy Hooters
MÖTLEY CRÜE: Vince Neil Slips and Falls On Stage During 'Dr Feelgood'
Angela Taylor Feels Herself Up
South Korean Parliament Fight
Lela Star Topless Montage

 

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