Birthday fun, Split Tongue Gal, DEAD ISLAND trailer, Latest TRANSFORMERS trailer, Jim Breuer and Sebastian Bach Screaming, SLASH and Brad Whitford Jamming, Lisa Ann Groping

Looking for a fun way to spend a special day, like ...uh, say... a birthday?

Get a birthday cake with a candle and blow it out by yourself in the bathroom. or surf some personal ads looking for some strange woman to make the sexy-sexy with...whichever you choose. It's your day, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Truthfully, we're having a hard time deciding how this is anything other than awesome...

She's got a split tongue = She's God's gift to girlfriends everywhere. C'mon. How is she NOT?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)

The latest trailer for TRANSFORMERS: Dark Of The Moon has hit the web:

And this could be the most gloomy TRANSFORMERS flick ever. God, we hope so. That last one was kind of a stinker.

Speaking of amazing trailers, there are some folks in Hollywood who could take a lesson from this trailer for DEAD ISLAND:

The game might suck (we have NO idea; it's not even finished yet) but if the trailer is any indication... it's going to be pretty F-ing awesome.

Which Jersey Girl is as Classy as you might suspect? (Drunken Stepfather)



Madison Ivy is the kind of Poison that's just fine to get covered in (FreakShow Planet)

12 Great Shows that were set in and Around High School (Bullz-Eye)

Tammi and Melissa are awfully fine and awfully friendly... awfully (z0d)

Danni Kalifornia is Stunning in any state, not just... oh wait, that's her last name (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

SLASH and AEROSMITH's Brad Whitford spent some quality time in North Carolina the other day:

Doing an Aerosmith cover of a Rufus Thomas song... and now our heads are spinning because that was like a 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon' thing going on there.

Jim Breuer and SEBASTIAN BACH had a little competition to see who could blow his voice out quickest:

No, not really... but we're having a hard time seeing how that wasn't the end result.

...Hey now... where's the GIRLS? Oh. Here they are

Tory Lane is about as subtle as a train wreck as she seduces this nice officer:

Then again, when did you ever hear of anything subtle in a smut video? Exactly. NEVER.

If you had a body like Lisa Ann...

You'd be feeling yourself up nonstop too. Don't even act like you wouldn't, Chesterfield.

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is how we say "Beat it, monkeybrain"

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

The Ass Cam, Lemmy is a Cyborg, Kelsey Grammer is a dirty old man, Yet ANOTHER Jurassic Park Game, THOR is Hammer-smashingly Awesome, Emma is heavily Tattooed

What's a great way to stay warm this winter? Umm, go inside and light the couch on fire? OK, cool.

While you're doing that, surf the web and find a neglected woman to fool around with...after you're done putting out the couch, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

A few young ladies in Los Angeles decided they needed a little MORE attention paid to them.

So they strapped a camera to their asses and recorded all the people who gave it a stare. Bravo. Daddy never held you, did he?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


There's something seriously creepy about watching Kelsey Grammer suck face (Drunken Stepfather)



Hella has an atomic wedgie going. Thank God she loses her undies quickly. Bless you, child. (FreakShow Planet)

12 Great Shows that were set in and Around High School (Bullz-Eye)

Becky Payne is the kind of gal you just want to throw in a pool because she's so smoking hot (z0d)

Sara Clayton has her undies yanked up to her chin. That can't be good for her circulation (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

This confirms it. Lemmy Kilmister is a cyborg. No one can consume that much Jack Daniels and French Fries and still keep breathing:

Quick, let's lure Lemmy into a hydraulic press and smoosh him before he kills Sarah Connor... or something.

From Lemmy, we take a sharp left over to the Lost World... kinda:

It's 2011, and there's another JURASSIC PARK video game being released?

Looks great? A decade too late? You decide. There's something to be said for dinosaurs, though.

...and from game trailers to movie trailers...

We're trying to think of something shitty and sarcastic to say about Kenneth Brannagh's THOR movie...

But how can you say something mean about a movie that has HAMMER-SMASHED FACE?? Exactly. You can't. Move along, now.

...OK, that's enough of that. Bring on the GIRLS!

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni Gee and MIKE 13 Gonna Knock You Out

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to MIKE 13 for the tunes.

FOUNDRY CAMS: 11 Halloween Hotties set the World On Fire

Boo. Scary.... It's Halloween again (and yes, we needed to be told, because we totally forgot until we say a bunch of kids wandering around in IRON MAN costumes asking for candy). We have something a litle BETTER than Candy for you, friends. we have ELEVEN scantily-clad, costumed cam babes shaking their amazing asses to "World On Fire", the latest from Greek metal outfit FIREWIND, the band that spawned Gus G., who is currently on the road with OZZY OSBOURNE.
Thanks to the always beautiful Wanda, Angelica, Delilah, Layla, Lizzy, Sweet Victoria, Aspen, Femme, Danni G, Nina, and Shanelle for the ASS-tacular videos.
Thanks again to FIREWIND for 'World On Fire'
Thanks to Jon for the editing as always.



Click on those well-placed pasties and give yourself eleven reasons to head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and see what's UNDER the girls' costumes...

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Take a second and grab some FIREWIND online as long as you're clicking away with your free hand:


Of course, you can always snag yourself some FIREWIND over at iTunes


You can also catch Gus G. on tour with OZZY OSBOURNE right now!... so get those tickets, Chester!

Not to be outdone, FIREWIND is playing shows while Gus takes a break from OZZY - get THOSE tickets here!

Let's see, did we cover everything?
1. Halloween? Yup
2. Amazing new video? Yup
3. Firewind and OZZY plugs? eeeYUP.

FOUNDRY CAMS: SOUND OFF with TRAPT and Tattooed Candy

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to our buddies in TRAPT for the song Sound Off, which you can pick up online in a number of places:


You can also pick up some TRAPT online at iTunes:


Ok, you officially have no more excuses to keep reading this.
1. Watch Candy'a Video.
2. Chat with Candy LIVE
3. Run, don't walk, and pick up No Apologies from our friends in TRAPT

Got it? Good. We're tired of explaining it.

Homeless Man Rolls around in Urine, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and SLAYER live, MUSHROOMHEAD's new Video, PAPA ROACH and FOUNDRY CAMS, Chrissy Marie and Natasha Marley topless

Let's kick off the week with a BANG, shall we? Round up some lonely housewives and call down to the Super 8 Motel:

Make sure they change the sheets first... you and the MILFs are going to do some damage. Adultery time = FUN time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Who other than a homeless lunatic can get away with rolling around half-naked in his own urine?

Nobody, that's who. Homelessness RULES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Why does Coco even bother wearing a Bikini? (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially...when Coco looks SO much better going totally topless

Cocktail War Contest (AskMen)

Nothing like hot models in bikinis bouncing around at the Women of Perfection 2010 (Sub5zero)

Jayden Cole is bare-assed on a tractor. Watch out for pointy things! (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: The Social Network (Bullz-Eye)

The Best Airline Safety Demonstration Ever (FunnyCrave)

Lana Lopez is one seriously spice (NAKED) meatball (z0d)

10 Awesomely Misleading Old-School Comic Book Ads (Maxim)

Tommie Jo is NOT a guy... repeat...NOT a guy (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our friends in AVENGED SEVENFOLD are out on the road NOW, and they're hanging a roadie from the rafters nightly:

That has GOT to be expensive, don't you think? Hard to find volunteers, too.

When the people of New Orleans aren't hanging out on their roof, they like to listen to the soothing sounds of SLAYER (click for tickets):

Nothing makes the cockles warm like a good old fashioned ditty like "Seasons In The Abyss"

Speaking of 'soothing' those nice boys in MUSHROOMHEAD have a new album and it's full of fun activities:

We like the one called "Beat the shit out of the guy with glasses".

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*


From heavy metal to holy MOLEY those are some big boobs!

Like so many of us busty brunette Chrissy Marie has to take off her cheerleader outfit before she diddles:

because, who DOESN'T? They always get in the way...pesky pom-poms

Leggy British blond Natasha Marley looks great in and OUT OF her lingerie:

Natasha was shipped off to boarding school at age 12, but got expelled. welcome to the wonderful world of nude modeling, Natasha!

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Time to Burn with Nina

Nina, who you have seen in numerous other FOUNDRY CAMS videos (albeit under different aliases) returns with this incendiary new video. We sent her one of our over-sized FoundryMusic T-shirts, and she promptly hacked it up into a smoking-hot ensemble.

Throw in some music from our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road and we have a firey new video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing once again.



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks once again to our pals in PAPA ROACH who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road for letting us have the song "Burn" for this clip:



Wouldn't you know it? You can also download a pile of PAPA ROACH online at iTunes:


Wouldn't you know it? PAPA ROACH is on tour now - Get those tickets, Chester

Also check out The Papa Roach Website for more information on the band...


OK, that's it? Got everything? Awesome. now beat it!

Camerella & Buckcherry Can Go All Night Long On Her Cam

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".

Thanks once again to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to Josh Todd, Keith Nelson, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for giving us "All Night Long", which is available everywhere NOW!



You can also grab some BUCKCHERRY online at iTunes:


And wouldn't you know it? BUCKCHERRY is on tour NOW - so get those tickets! (Hey, they're friends... you help your friends, you know?)

Oh lookee... here's the interview we did with JOSH TODD of BUCKCHERRY back in 2004. See? We go WAAAY back.

OK... let's see if we got everything...
new Camerella video? Check.
Thanks to BUCKCHERRY? Check
BUCKCHERRY on tour? Check!

OK, that's all... resume party!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Breanna Busts Out For PRETTY MAIDS

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium" and thanks be to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks once again to those nice Danish guys in PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium", which is also the title track of their latest album:



You can also Download some PRETTY MAIDS at iTunes:


...and that should be it. video, thanks, comb, keys, money, wallet, rubbers, and change...

Whatcha waiting for? GO watch Breanna's video already!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Emi Loves Her Tattoos & Tequila

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.
Thanks to VINCE NEIL for the song.
Thanks to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks once again to VINCE NEIL for "Tattoos & Tequila" from his latest disc of the same name:

Speaking of which, Vince has a book (almost) by the same title coming out later in September:
Tattoos & Tequila: To Hell and Back with One of Rock's Most Notorious Frontmen

Oh! almost forgot! You can also download Vince Neil and download Mötley Crüe to your heart's content over at iTunes:


Hmm... we get everything? Yeah, that looks to be it...

Get your arse over to FOUNDRY CAMS and hook up with Emi LIVE...on cam...NOW!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Luscious Latina Janelle is EXTREME-ly Spicy

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".
Thanks to our own Jon for the editing.



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to Gary, Nuno, Pat, and Kevin in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies", which you can also check out on their latest CD/DVD release Take Us Alive: Boston 2009


You can also download EXTREME to your li'l heart's delight over at iTunes



Got everything? Keys, wallet, lunch money, butt-plug... OK, we're good.

You. Go. Now. Watch video. Scram. Nothing to see here

FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G Hits You Like a Kick In The Teeth

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) has shown her fantastic form in FOUNDRY CAMS clips before, but this latest video knocked us on our collective ass. Not only did she do an exceptional job of chopping up a HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirt into an extraordinary skimpy outfit, but she sent us what could be some of the greatest video we have EVER seen.
Thanks to Danni for the video. Thanks to our pals in PAPA ROACH for the song "Kick in the Teeth" from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click the pic. Watch the video. Regain composure. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to, that's your call)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to our friends in PAPA ROACH for "Kick In The Teeth" from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:



You can also download some of that PAPA ROACH stuff at iTunes:



And wouldn't ya know it... PAPA ROACH has upcoming shows - CLICK FOR TICKETS

You can also catch DanniG/Danni Gee in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips:
FOUNDRY CAMS: DanniG is 'Coming Undone' with TANTRIC

FOUNDRY CAMS: Shanelle & DROWNING POOL Turn So Cold

Shanelle, whose blond bombshell body has been featured in quite a few FOUNDRY CAMS videos, has once again tailored one of our over-sized FoundryMusic T-Shirts (with the help of a few shoelaces) and made herself a more appealing ensemble.
Enjoy as she shows off her fantastic figure with the help of some music by our pals in DROWNING POOL, who previously gave us 'Soldiers' for our Tribute to our Military serving overseas.
Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to our friends in DROWNING POOL for "Turn So Cold" off their new self-titled disc:


You can also download some Drowning Pool online at iTunes!


Wouldn't you know it, DROWNING POOL is on tour Now - so get those tickets while you can!

You can see Shanelle in these other fine FOUNDRY CAMS clips:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle
FOUNDRY CAMS: Deck The Halls With Lovely Ladies
FOUNDRY CAMS: Shanelle and Cherry Get Wet with TAKING DAWN

FOUNDRY CAMS: Bobbia is on a CRASHDIET

Busty blond babe Bobbia shows off her curvy body and her ripped-to-shreds FoundryMusic T-shirt in her FOUNDRY CAMS debut.

Thanks to CRASHDIET for "Generation Wild".

Thanks to Jon for the editing.



At this point, do you really need to be told what to do? JUST CLICK IT ALREADY!

How about that hiney, eh? Go see more of it LIVE and on cam - right NOW only at FOUNDRY CAMS!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to CRASHDIET for the song "Generation Wild"



You can also get some Crashdïet online at iTunes


*and that, as they say... is that*