Wednesday Links: Who is the Dancing Bear? Pedro Sings Mariah, EXTREME sings Michael Jackson, Muriel and Kayden Kross get Oily and Naked

It's Hump Day. Woo. Yeah. In honor of this sexual innuendo-filled day, we bring you this:

Why is this the luckiest bear on the planet? Find out after the jump! (so very NSFW)

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Pedro is an odd 17 year-old boy... and the Mariah Carey tune is only a small part of it:


What's that affliction that makes you have really small limbs? Birth defect? Yeah, Pedro's got that.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your lousy mouth could use a beatdown, so lighten up, Chester)

Hayden Panettiere Side Boob Goodness (We love YOU, Beth Cooper)

Jenni Gregg gets tangled up with a coat Rack (glam0ur)

Auto-Tune The News #6: Michael Jackson. Drugs. Palin. (Link Dork)

Worst. Boob. Jobs. Ever.

Jenya and the Luckiest Yellow Ball EVER (Daily Niner)

12 of the Greatest Martial arts FAILS of All-Time

Sexy Russian Brunette Has An Ass To Die For

Fat Dude sings the Naked Viking Folk Song

Really Bad Tattoo Idea (Afro Jacks)

The 5 most bizarre 8-bit minutes you'll see today

Tribute To The Sexy Hermione Costume (NextRound)

Advertising for Love - site features personal ads from the olden days, (URLesque)

NEW MUSIC REVIEWS: Thanks to our crack staff of crackpots, we have a great big pile o' opinionated niceness in the MUSIC REVIEW SECTION:

UNSUN - The End Of Life
GOTTHARD - Domino Effect
WARREL DANE - Praises to the War Machine
FLOBOTS - Fight With Tools
ELUVEITIE - Slania
CRYPTOPSY - The Unspoken King
GODHEAD - At The Edge Of The World
ARSIS - We Are The Nightmare

I'M SORRY:
(Very sorry that you have ZERO social skills and that you'll die alone and broke)

This hot blond number is Jenna Nickol:

You might know her by a different name... KAYDEN KROSS. These girlies are always changing their names.

Keeping with the boobie theme, we get a li'l...or A LOT oily with Muriel and her outstanding Argentinian assets:

If you think THAT's impressive, wait till you see the full-length.

From racks to rock, we check in with our boys in EXTREME:

Gary, Nuno, Pat, and Kevin doing a li'l tribute to the late King of Pop.

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

When you get done messing around with your best friend's wife stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Rachel Aldana in a Very Tiny Bikini
Pedro the Gimp Sings "Obsessed" by Mariah Carey
Muriel Oils Up Her Perfect Boobs
EXTREME plays Michael Jackson LIVE in Texas
Jenna Nikol Plays in Her Favorite Red Chair
Musical Chairs Debacle

 

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