FoundryMusic Daily Bloggings: Monday Links: Post-Holiday Clean Up, Closet Door vs Young Girl, METALLICA and HOUSE OF LORDS live, New Powerman 5000 video, new FOUNDRY CAMS clip, Milena Petra, Jana Janeckova

As George Carlin once said, you never seem to get laid much on Thanksgiving.

...because all the coats are on the bed. that's why you need to catch your sister-in-law off guard in the kitchen.

Of course if you were too full from dinner... the Dancing Bear wound up getting all the action.

He doesn't give two turds about Thanksgiving.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Closet doors can sense bad entertainment...

Just ask young Channing and her stuffed dog.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Kate Hudson's MILF ass in tight pants (Drunken Stepfather)
...and if that's not enough for you, then take a look at Kate Hudson totally NAKED in these movies.

Veronica and terri become very fast friends (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Samantha Ryan and her lucky silver vibrator (Daily Niner)

Haylee Hunter shows off her Hiney (Freakshow Planet)

What Does Your Birthday Say About You? (Top Cultured)

The World’s Strongest Beer: Tactical Nuclear Penguin (DJMICK)

Activities for a Canadian on the American Thanksgiving (FunnyCrave)

The Crazy Turkey Lady (Manofest)

Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey (Comedy)

Top Ten Fictional Ninjas (Gunaxin)

Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010 (AskMen)

The Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody (Dave & Thomas)

2012 Olympics Logo Looks Like Lisa Simpson Giving Head? (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

This blond hotness is Melina Pitra from Big Brother: Argentina.

..and you know how often those Big Brother girls make sex tapes.

The sexy Czech babe in this clip is Jana Janeckova ...aka Jenny McClain...aka Jenny Jay:

Those all-natural beauties are 36F-sized. Hoo...ray.

From boobies to bands, check out METALLICA, who are on tour now live in Mexico City:

Robert Trujillo and James Hetfield doing "For Whom The Bell Tolls" in front of 50,000 screaming Mexicans.

Anyone remember HOUSE OF LORDS?

That's James Christian...plus a few pounds... live in Paris, France.

And now we turn our heads to our friends in POWERMAN 5000:

...and their new video for "Super Villain"...which we featured in this great FOUNDRY CAMS video

...and from bands back to boobs we're bug-eyed at Natalie Fiore and her 36DDD's:

Too bad she had to talk. That accent is a buzzkill.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":