Wednesday Links: Hump Day Affair and the Dancing Bear, Homeless Guy vs. Ghost, Luckiest Polish Driver, MEGADETH live in Michigan, Leaked Carmen Electra Girl-Girl Video

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.

Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

By the way, if your woman tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets home, buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We know that Polish jokes are stale and hacky, but this video just makes it WAY too easy:

Driving the WRONG way into oncoming commuter traffic is just BEGGING for a joke.

This homeless guy TOTALLY beats the crap out of a ghost:

Either that, or he's stark-raving-fucking-mad. OK, maybe he's fucking crazy and he's shadow-boxing the air. Ghost is funnier though.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Leighton Meester puts on her make-up with a paintball gun(Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Kat and she's showing us her... pussy. Get it? (z0d)

A chat with Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad (Bullz-Eye)

CJ Miles can go for Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles (Daily Niner)

Mary Piemonte has MASSIVE Melons (Freakshow Planet)

Six Crazy Internet Money Making Ideas (That Worked) (Gunaxin)

You Too Can Live Like A Hamster For A Night (Don Chavez)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1979 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

Werner Herzog Thought Nicolas Cage was on drugs (FilmDrunk)

Walken + Cartman + Gaga = Awesome (Warming Glow)

Unicorn vs. Narwhal - The Game (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Is it really a Hacked Carmen Electra video or an intentionally-leaked homemade sex tape:

Who CARES? It's three minutes of hot girl-girl footage. CLICK IT!!

Breastacular Sexy Czech Jenny McClain is juggling her jugs:

Bosoms like that DESERVE to be played with.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal...MEGADETH is on tour now (click for tix!):

That's Dave Mustaine doing "Tornado Of Souls" in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Homeless Man Fights With a Ghost
Jenny McClain Plays With Her Giant Jugs
MEGADETH: 'Tornado Of Souls' LIVE in Michigan
Carmen Electra Leaked Girl-Girl video
Luckiest Polish Driver EVER!
Britt Drops Her Bombs In The Dressing Room

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