Hot Tub MILFs, Little Fockers Trailer, Adrianne Curry in the Shower, CINDERELLA at Jones Beach, New SERJ TANKIAN music, New Joe DeRosa video, Kerry Louise, and Ivy Black Show their goods

Holy Jesus H. Cornchips, Do you NEED today to be the end of the week as much as we do?

Get a hotel room with a hot tub, get a few MILFs at the local bar, and have yourself a weekend retreat. 65% of married women cheat. A few of 'em could be yours.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

This is Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen:

He's doing the whitest white man dance EVER. Oof.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

It was only a matter of time before another FOCKERS movie was made, and that time is now. Presenting the trailer for Little Fockers:

You got your Robert Deniro. You got your Ben Stiller. You got your Little Fockers.

Adrianne Curry is Naked on Twitter...again (WWTDD)

Internet geeks rejoice, because Adrianne Curry loves being NAKED


Oh Shit! Werewolf! Wait, no... it's just Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)

you know her... she's on JERSEY SHORE ... Werewolf!

7 Drugs That You Can Legally Grow Right In Your Home (The Bachelor Guy)

Sunny Leone and her Hiney will brighten up your rainy day (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

Americans React to Game-Winning Goal - World Cup Fever Continues (Video) (URLesque)

Body Secrets - by Joe DeRosa (atom)

Paige Lowry Peels off her clothes in this outstanding Pitctorial (Dailyniner)

13 Pictures of Girls Drinking Beer (Fork Party)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kinky in her tiny Blue outfit (z0d)

World's Hottest Secretary Will Show You Around 'Mad Men' Set (Asylum)

Cats! In! Space! A Mostly Fictional History of Interstellar Felines (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our pals in CINDERELLA are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is a clip of them at Jones Beach:

How does Tom Keifer consistently manage to sing like he's got his nuts in a vice? We may never know.

Serj Tankian from SYSTEM OF A DOWN (click for iTunes link) has a new song, and *gasp*... it's politically-charged:

ooh. Pretty colors.

From political warbling to pulling down pants...here come the ladies!

Busty adult starlet Kerry Louise is having a hard time staying in her Bikini:

She's also having a hard time keeping her makeup on...cuz she's getting knocked around, but that's not something we're about to judge her for.

Sexy, petite New York hottie Ivy Black is writing around on what could be the luckiest couch EVER:

leg Warmers? Do people still wear those? Apparently so.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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