Cow Riding Fail, Seattle Cop Punches Woman, Megan Fox is Engaged, Halle Berry is Bending Over, GUNS N ROSES keyboard player falls, New PAPA ROACH music, Violet and Iron Man, Annette Schwarz is filthy, Dasha Astafieva is a proud Ukrainian

Yeehaw! It's Hump Day, cowboy! So find yourself a cute li'l cowgirl and do some humping

So what if she's got a fella? she's a free spirit, and he's passed out. Go enjoy yourself and have an affair.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Man Rides Cow. Lasts Fifteen Seconds Before falling off:

All Dreams of becoming a Cowboy are lost forever.

You'd think with all the camera phones surrounding this little scuffle in Seattle...

The cop would have exercised some restraint. Right or Wrong, just hold back a little so there's not so much footage, ya know?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox is Engaged. Again. (WWTDD)

Oh boy, Megan Fox is Naked. Again.


Halle Berry Has a Swell Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)

Not that she's known for subtlety...considering we've lost count how many times she's been totally nekkid on camera

Jayna Oso is Oh-So-Sexy (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

The Vuvuzela - The Ultimate Online Guide to the Real Star of World Cup 2010 (URLesque)

Space Race 2020: USA vs. Adorable Robots (UPROXX)

Capri Anderson is as clean as a whistle, but still feels the need to shower. Good for her! (Dailyniner)

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Madam (Asylum)

Angel Dark really needs to give up on clothes at this point. Why bother with 'em? (z0d)

The Booth Babes of E3 2010 (Gunaxin)

A Tribute to Dads Who Go Above and Beyond: Awesome Treehouses (The Bachelor Guy)

The Worst Blind Date Ever (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Chris Pitman from GUNS N' ROSES (click it, fool) fell ass-over-teacup during the band's opening song in Moscow:

That Russian Vodka has some serious kick to it. Wait, are we implying that someone in GUNS N' ROSES drinks? Eh, maybe.

Those friendly boys in PAPA ROACH (who happen to have a TON of albums out) have a new single:

The band's new album Time For Annihilation...On The Road and On The Record will be out in late August

from rowdy rock bands to bouncing boobies...

You've seen Violet in plenty FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and she has a new site, Viorotica:

...and now she's giving IRON MAN a naked lap dance. What a lucky superhero.

Ukrainian Hotness and PLAYBOY Playmate Dasha Astafieva loves showing off her Ukrainian heritage:

she also loves showing off her naked hiney...which we'll never object to.

German-born Annette Schwarz is one of the filthiest adult starlets we've ever met (and yes we have met her):

SO filthy, that this clip is only :58 seconds long... for Annette's full-blown ass-reaming, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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