Over the Top Drummer, Double Motorcycle Crash, Miley is looking Spicy, Mystery Dumper, Slash in the Netherlands, HELLYEAH's Cowboy Way, Jana Defi and Dorothy Green get topless

Happy Hump-a-Secretary Day! Now go find a secretary to, you know, hump:

This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

If 2 Motorcycles Crash and no one is around to hear it...

Do they make a sound?

Meet the world's most over-the-top Drummer

In what could be the world's cheesiest Cover band.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


DAMN. Hello Miley. (WWTDD)


Whose very wealthy dumpy arse is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Best Passport Rejection Letter Ever (Nextround)

Playboy's Krista Kelly is Kinda Kute (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Steve Austin (Bullz-Eye)

Valerie Rios and Melanie are Naked...Together...and Very Grabby (Dailyniner)

Job Searching Tips for the Class of 2010 (Gunaxin)

The 25 Funniest Fox News Screen Captures (Manofest)

A couple of Biker bitches get very friendly with a couple of sex toys (z0d)

Top Ten Rock Cities (Ask Men)

9 movie “losers” you’d definitely hang out with (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Our dear old mop-haired, top hat-wearing friend SLASH and his solo band pulled off an amazing version of his song "Starlight" :

That's Slash and Myles Kennedy at the PinkPop Festival in the Netherlands doing tunes from Slash's solo disc

Truthfully, we weren't much into HELLYEAH, but we just saw the new video for "Cowboy Way":

Goddamn. These guys are channeling PANTERA... and it's not like THAT band is coming back anytime soon.

From Heavy Metal to Heavy Bosoms...

Sexy Czech Jana Defi and her 32G-sized boobs are rolling around on the luckiest bed EVER:

that's right. Luckiest Bed EVER. How the hell does this woman walk upright???

From Sexy Czech-ness to Hungarian Hotness, here's Dorothy Green and her outstanding Hungarian hiney getting nude outdoors:

of course, Dorothy does A LOT more than get naked.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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