Monday Links: Monday morning mop-up, Chevy Crash Test, Lots of Link Love, CHICKENFOOT, ALICE IN CHAINS, and BUCKCHERRY LIVE, Shyla Styles and Bianca Beauchamp Topless

How was YOUR weekend, kids? If you checked out of the hotel with the room looking like this...



Then YOU had a marvelous time engaging in adulterous behavior with someone you're not married to...keep it on the DL.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know what you never see? A 1959 Chevy Bel Air crashing headlong into a 2009 Chevy Malibu:




Well what do you know? I guess you DO see it. Adios muchacho in the Bel Air.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)



Tori Spelling and Her Circus Clown Lipstick (Drunken Stepfather)



Danielle Fornarelli is Fornication-ready (Daily Niner)



Looks That Kill: Beautiful women that kick Ass (Bullz-Eye)



Marticia is one Hot Mama (z0d)



Only In Thailand - P***y Out Of Service Sign (DJMICK)



Guiliana Marino es Muy Bonita (Freakshow Planet)



Sexy Girls of Oktobertfest (Gunaxin)



Global Warming Just F'ed With The Wrong Alcoholic (atom)



What if Kanye West Was a Sex Therapist (FunnyCrave)



TWILIGHT has Doomed us all (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:

(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Sexy brunette PLAYBOY babe Jillian Beyor is admiring herself in her mirror:



and continues to do so while she takes off her gold bikini... yum!

Beautiful blond buxom adult starlet Shyla Styles is busting out of her black bra:



Just before getting the high hard one on a store counter...what a go-getter that Shyla is.

Sammy Hagar, Joe Satriani, Chad Smith and Michael Anthony from CHICKENFOOT did their thing in Houston, Texas:



"Down The Drain" live at the Verizon Wireless theater.

The re-vamped, resurrected ALICE IN CHAINS is on tour now and rocked Detroit last Friday:



ALICE IN CHAINS is on tour now, kids!

The boys in BUCKCHERRY did some "Crazy Bitch" Acoustic-style:



You're crazy bitch...but you something...something... something... and something.

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



ALICE IN CHAINS: 'Man In The Box' LIVE in Detroit

PLAYBOY's Jillian Beyor Strips In Front of A Mirror

1959 Chevrolet Bel Air Vs. 2009 Crash Test

Shyla Styles Busts Out of Her Black Bra

CHICKENFOOT: 'Down The Drain' LIVE in Houston

Bianca Beauchamp Peels off Her Purple Panties

BUCKCHERRY: 'Crazy Bitch' Acoustic on Noisecreep

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